Hossan: “Forever young. I’m glad to be a ghost! It’s darn
fun!”
Vlad: “Vampires can’t be vegetarians. Well, they could, but
it’ll be hard because you’d can’t drink from people.”
Chris: “Are you vegetarian?”
Vlad: “No, unfortunately. I do wish I was human though.”
Chris: “Humans have their own troubles.”
Chris: “Let’s switch topics. What do you see in Noira
anyway? Her mannequin figure?”
Vlad: “I’m not that superficial.”
Hossan: “Sure you are, you bimbo.”
Vlad: “Better than you. I don’t toy with her feelings.”
Hossan: “Ha! Like real.”
Vlad: “I like her more than that. Right now, she’s probably
at the door meditating and thinking about me.”
“Time to take the quiz.”
Vlad: “I hate to say this, but may the best guy win.”
Hossan: “This occult’s got it in the bag, so step aside and
let me win!”
***
Q1: What kind of
occult is the Mole?
A: Human
B: Ghost
C: Vampire
Q2: What skin colour
is the Mole?
A: Beige
B: Purple
C: White
Q3: Which room does
the Mole sleep in?
A: “Pure” White
B: Faint Blue
C: Colour
Q4: Does the Mole
wear a hat?
A: Yes
B: No
Q5: How old is the
Mole?
A: 27
B: 39
C: 78
Chris: “I never dreamed of making it to the finale when I
don’t have the fighting spirit. But I must avenge Patricia and redeem my sins.
Let’s see. There’s Hossan Ghoti and Vlad Pire. Hossan is just plain mean and
snarky. He’s not well-liked and yet is great at missions. I have a feeling he
could be the Mole. He even found the hidden exemption and has one leftover
exemption!
Vlad, however, is a bit more quiet, but has much of a story
to tell too. Despite hating himself, he still uses it as an excuse to not do
missions. For example, during the Bingo one, he chose to forfeit because hw
could not take the sun. His sabotages are convenient.”
Q6: In Mission 1, in
what order did the Mole showcase?
A: 1st
B: 2nd
C: 3rd
D: 4th
E: 5th
F: 6th
G: The Mole did not
do the mission
Q7: In Mission 2,
which place did the Mole start with?
A: Bell’s Barbell
House
B: Bloom’s Institute
of Wellness
C: Deja View Theatre
D: Eerie Park
E: Gypsy’s Landing
F: Van Gould Merchant
House & Café
G: Zoomsweeper Test
Track
H: Library of Lore
& Vault of Antiquity
Q8: In Mission 3, how
did the Mole complete the mission?
A: Walked over it
like normal
B: Braved it but
struggled
C: Did not even do it
Q9: In Mission 4, how
much did the Mole bet altogether?
A: 20
B: 45
Q10: In Mission 5,
which space did the Mole daub?
A: M5
B: O73
C: None
Hossan: “I will so win this. But since this is their stupid
tradition, I’ll follow suit. I know Vlad is a likely candidate to be the idiotic
Mole because it’s so easy for him to do so. Plus, he’s never won an exemption
and has sabotaged a lot of times! He used a cover-up sob story to deflect
suspicion, but I’ve caught onto him.
But let’s not neglect Chris. He’s put in effort to be the
Mole too. He has sabotaged and one major one was the betting one. He has no
drive and can’t be bothered to win this thing! Not to mention he’s one of the
slowest quiz takers. If he’s not the Mole, then who is? Unless he’s caught onto
the same Mole.”
Q11: In Mission 6,
what was the Mole’s first bid?
A: 20
B: 25
C: 27
Q12: In Mission 7, where
was the Mole standing from left to right facing the entrance?
A: Left
B: Middle
C: Right
Q13: In Mission 7,
what did the Mole bump into?
A: A wall
B: A wall and a tree
C: Nothing
Q14: How many
exemptions has the Mole won altogether?
A: 0
B: 1
C: 3
Q15: Who is the Mole?
A: Vlad Pire
B: Chris Winters
C: Hossan Ghoti
Vlad: “I’ve made it this far…unbelievable. Right, must stay
focused. Who is the Mole…for one, Chris is quite likely. He’s slow and has no
interest or need or desire to win this. By right, he should have been out way
early. And yet he’s still here. He’s done his fair share of sabotage. And he’s
got such a dark history!
Of course, who can forget about Hossan Ghoti? That annoying
creep that everyone hates. He sabotages
a lot and is so cocky. We’ve seen how the cocky ones left, so by right
he should have been out the door too! He sabotaged a lot. Also, he found that
dossier and tried to manipulate others with the information. By right he would
have broken the rules, no? And he earned the most exemptions this season. How
can we deny his suspicion?”
After the quiz, the contestants get ready for the finale.
Speaking of which,
***
“Let’s welcome back our previous contestants!”
“First up, Wayne Goppud!”
Wayne: “I’m back guys!”
“Following him is Patricia Winters!”
Patricia: “I was having a date with the aliens. Don’t tell
Chris!”
“Then it’s Manura Dewick!”
Manura: “Hurry up. I can’t bear to leave poor Pretteh alone.”
“5th in place is the lovely Faith Remosso!”
Faith: “And hello again everybody! I’m ready to bust that
Mole!”
“Last but not least, the one that’s so close….Noira Green!”
Noira: “It’ll be exciting to find out who the real Mole is.”
“Make yourselves comfy, everyone.”
Noira: “Oh, the sofa’s finally been replaced.”
“In a while’s time, 3 men will walk down that staircase. The
Mole, the winner and the runner-up.”
Manura: “I could have been the one! I even practiced it with
Pretteh!”
“Well too bad!”
“As always, before anything, we show the sabotages. This
time, however, we’ll show the sabotages of all our players.
Episode 1-The contestants didn’t really show off their best,
and 2 of them didn’t even show at all!
Faith: “Watch this! I
can fly!”
Noira: “Big deal. So
can I. We already know you can fly with your humungous wings. Plus we’ve seen
Winnie.”
Faith: “I’d like to
see you try.”
Patricia: “Oh, what a
cute little thing!”
“Chris, it’s your
turn.”
Chris: “Gosh, I can’t
do this…I want to forfeit.”
Hossan: “Boo! This is
my trick!”
Wayne: “What? Oh, it’s
you. Lame.”
As you can see, both Chris and Hossan had a little sabotage
here, but Vlad didn’t. Not really, anyway. His hunt was one of the better ones.
Episode 2-Some contestants used…different ways to find their
prize. Some even discouraged others from doing so.
Wayne: “Could it be in
the dumpster?”
Manura: “Ugh.
Disgusting. You’re such a dog.”
Wayne: “Say that one
more time and I’ll rip you to shreds!”
Noira: “Guys! There may
not be any prize here at all! We’re just wasting time!”
Vlad: “Don’t be a Mole
and help look through these books.”
It so happens that none of the finalists sabotaged. Chris
did adopt a method which would take forever, and Vlad supported him and accused
Noira of being a mole. Hossan searched through the entire building.
Episode 3-The last finalist’s first big act of sabotage
started here, by not doing it completely, citing the sun as an excuse. Another
also did not complete it.
Vlad: “There’s no way
I’m joining. I’m a vampire for goodness sake!”
“Manura, it’s your
turn.”
Manura: “It’s not like
it’s some radioactive substance or something…ouch! Hot, hot, hot! I’m going
back! Oh, my poor feet!”
Episode 4-This was hard to sabotage, but the best way was to
lose all the money. Fast. Half of the remaining players did that. 2 others were
left with little money but their suspicion was lowered thanks to those 3.
“The number rolled was
11, so Hossan, Vlad and Noira bet correctly, but Noira has run out of money.
Total amount of money in the end:
Manura-0
Chris-0
Hossan-30
Vlad-6
Noira-0
Faith-4
Chris was a big suspect. Vlad’s suspicion was lowered and Hossan was the only one seen as contributing to the group.
Episode 5-2 contestants chose to leave early and never come
back, citing bladder and sun as reasons.
“E1.”
Hossan: “I need to
pee. You better win this, Noira.”
Vlad: “Why do I smell
something burning…oh that’s me!”
Episode 6-The sabotage here was hard to tell, because
everyone had bid, but Chris was the highest bidder and naturally the most
suspicion fell onto him.
Hossan: “20
points…great it’s on fire!”
Hossan: “28!”
Noira: “29!”
Chris: “30 points!”
“Going once, going
twice…”
“Sold to Chris
Winters!”
Chris: “All right! My
first exemption!”
“This also means that
the pot now has 490/1530 points.”
Noira: “Gee, thanks a
lot.”
Interesting thing to note is that Hossan raised the bar by bidding 4 times the starting bid. Vlad also only bid once, as if he didn’t really care and just wanted to lessen suspicion. Hossan also somehow earned a secret exemption by luck.
Episode 7-One finalist sabotaged yet again by not being
found.
Chris: “Thanks a lot
Vlad.”
Vlad: “It was hard to
see inside there.”
Vlad ran around, claiming it was dark and couldn't find the others. Chris and Hossan also argued with each other, wasting some time.
So, who could the Mole be?”
Faith: “I think it’s Vlad. I’ve always found him fishy.”
Noira: “Hmm…”
Faith: “Agree with me, Noira.”
Noira: “You could be right. I’d think it’s Vlad too.”
Manura: “Well, Vlad seems to have a convenient excuse to do
so.”
Patricia: “Since everyone’s going for Vlad, then so will I!”
Wayne: “Vlad? While I’d like to think it was him, I don’t
think it’s that simple. Chris does seem mighty suspicious. Plus he’s human. All
the moles have been human.”
Patricia: “Except Season 4. The Mole was William Fangmann, a
vampire.”
Wayne: “Well, except that. You don’t think it’s Hossan do
you?”
“Without further ado, let’s reveal….the runner-up!”
"Whose photo will be the next to appear?"
“Hossan Ghoti!”
Manura; “Well, it’s the one nobody picked!”
Hossan: “I’m terribly P.O.ed that nobody thought I was the
Mole. I thought I was quite good at it! But anyway, I’m not that stupid Mole,
but I have a feeling I know who is. I did not have fun one bit because Id
didn’t win. The only comfort I got was that the winner didn't earn much
either.”
“Or the winner could win nothing if he doesn't get the Mole
right. Meaning to say that all money may go to the Mole!”
Hossan: “Now we’re talking!”
“Hossan Ghoti has an average score of 5.75. The calculation
is like this: 1st quiz-5%, 2nd+3rd quiz
average-5%, 4th+5th quiz average-10%, 6th
quiz-10%, last quiz-70%.”
“Now, the moment we've all been waiting for…Who is the
Mole?”
“It’s Vlad Pire!”
Vlad: “Hey guys!”
Vlad: “I enjoyed myself, though it was stressful and I hated
many of the contestants for being occults, for guessing me rather early on, so
I tried to shake them off, and especially Hossan Ghoti for finding my secrets
and telling them on national television!”
Noira: “I hate him too for using me!”
Vlad: “Anyways, still, it was a great experience being the
Mole, even though I didn’t agree with many things. And yes, it was easy to
sabotage with my vampirism, but still I had to do it discreetly. I congratulate
the winner for sniffing me out. I do want to hang out with Noira though after
this. WE can find out more about humans together.”
Hossan: “I can’t believe it! I thought Chris was the Mole!”
“Good thing you didn't win or you’d lost your money!”
Manura: “So we know who the winner is already then.”
“Chris Winters!”
Chris: “Oh my gosh.”
Chris: “I can’t believe I won! This old man would never have
dreamed of winning especially since I didn't really deserve it. I had no
intention of going far in this game, so how I won is beyond my imagination. I’m
glad I made myself look like the Mole and fool some of you guys though.
However, I would use this money to prove Pat rehabilitation and for my
retirement money, considering that I may lose my job thanks to Hossan.”
Hossan: “My pleasure to ruin your life.”
“You scored 7.819 on average, and guessed the Mole
correctly, so you earn yourself the 525 points in the pot, or 525,000
Simoleons! This means that Vlad, though he did not earn everything, still
earned 1075 points, or 1,075,000 Simoleons! Congratulations!”
“Now, let’s see the clues that pointed to Vlad being the
mole, one of the things he didn’t agree with.”
Black, white and red could be seen prominently
throughout this season. Literally, black and red are the colours found on Vlad.
Otherwise, black and white could be seen as the evil and goodness in him
respectively, battling it out. But I doubt anybody would think that way.
The colour of the font on the banner is actually
a colour from the “Sims 3 Late Night” logo. Vampires first existed in Late
Night, so since Vlad is a vampire, the clue was for him.
Episode 2-The Mole dossier that could have been
earned would have contained all these clues, just without explanations.
During the voting, the chairs Manura and Hossan
sat on were from Bridgeport. Vampires first existed from Bridgeport, so as Vlad
is a vampire, it refers to him.
After all the voting was done, there was a bat
hidden. The bat refers to Vlad, a vampire. Unfortunately its hiding skills are
so good that till today we can’t find it. The red circle is the region it could
be found.
Episode 3-The firewalk pit was an example of the
first clue.
Episode 4-In the character profile, every page had the Smole logo imprinted on it. Only
Vlad’s was special, as his one only had the Mole logo, meaning to say he was
the Mole.
The two who fought when Chris went down the
steps were actually Vlad and the production team, over the dossier. Vlad gave
himself away when he mentioned savouring blood, which only vampires would do.
The only reason why we didn’t eliminate him was because he’s the Mole.
Vlad: “No!”
Production: “Who are you
to say no? We make the rules here, not you! You are only to follow them!”
Vlad: “I don’t f*****g
care! I’m not going to let the others know that easy!”
Production: “How dare you
flout the rules! Want me to fire you?”
Vlad: “Try me, and I will
murder you and savour your every last drop of blood.”
Production: “Great. Look
what you’ve done! Nobody can reach it now!”
Vlad: “That’s the whole
point.”
Chris: “Who’s there?”
Episode 5-The only 5 spaces that were heard by
the viewers had a special meaning behind them, especially the numbers. S9 did
not refer to Season 9, but rather 2+7. 2 and 7 are the digits in Vlad’s age,
27. For M5, V is the roman numeral for 5. Both V and M are the start of the
words Vlad and Mole respectively. O1 and E1 mean that he’s the first. O1
actually referred to the quiz where he’s always the first one for Question 10,
whereas E1 refers to the table he sat at. For L11, L is the 11th
letter of the English alphabet, and L is also found in Vlad’s name.
“Let’s start! M5.”
Chris: “Aha! A daub!”
Hossan: “What? That’s
so unfair!”
“L11.”
“E1.”
Hossan: “I need to
pee. You better win this, Noira.”
“O1.”
Faith: “Ooh I’m
getting so many daubs!”
Faith: “I can’t
believe you said that.”
“S9.”
The board Vlad had had a row of numbers that had
significance as well. The letter gave the indication of the placings, while the
numbers gave the letters of the name. M
is the first letter of the word “MOLE”, which Vlad is. V is the 22nd
letter of the alphabet. O, the 2nd letter, has 11, L. Likewise for
L1, which is 3rd letter A, and E4, which is 4th letter D.
Vlad:
|
S
|
M |
O
|
L
|
E
|
|
20
|
22
|
66 |
63
|
21
|
|
41
|
16
|
11
|
72 |
26
|
|
59
|
3
|
52
|
1
|
33 |
|
12
|
5
|
24
|
29
|
4
|
|
6
|
9
|
5
|
75
|
8
|
Episode 6-This was more of a coincidence than a
clue, but the contestants gathered by the fire pit. Vlad’s shirt also had fire
imprinted on it.
The flatscreen plasma TV had a different border than usual. It had the same design as Vlad’s shirt.
And that’s it! Thank you for viewing and joining the Smole,
Season 9.”
Noira: “What? That’s quite few. Whatever. I’m going to the
toilet.”
Vlad: “Oh Noira…”
Hossan: “Seriously dude, you’ve got to have better taste
than that…”
Vlad: “You are not going to insult my Noira.”
Hossan: “She has no interest in you!”
Vlad: “She will eventually!”
Manura: “Who let that dog in anyway?”
Chris: “You mean Wayne? I've no idea.”
Manura: “I need the piano to calm myself down.”
Vlad: “I know you’re married and all, but can you guys stop
rubbing it in?”
See you next time on the Smole
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Contestant
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Episode 1
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Episode 2
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Episode 3
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Episode 4
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Episode 5
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Episode 6
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Episode 7
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Status
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Chris Winters
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(1/Hossan)
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(3-1/Hossan)
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(6/Vlad)
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(9/Vlad)
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(7/Vlad)
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(7/Vlad)
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(13/Vlad)
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Winner
|
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Vlad Pire
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-
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-
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-
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-
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-
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-
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-
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Mole
|
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Hossan Ghoti
|
(3/Manura)
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(4/Manura)
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(10/Vlad)
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(4/Chris)
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(9/Vlad)
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(4/Chris)
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(9/Chris)
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Runnerup
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Noira Green
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(2/Faith)
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(2/Faith)
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(3/Faith)
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(6/Chris)
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(4/Chris)
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(5/Chris)
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Executed
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Faith Remosso
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(2/Manura)
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(9/Vlad)
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(3/Manura)
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(3/Chris)
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(4/ossan)
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Executed
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Manura Dewick
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(3/Noira)
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(4-2/Chris)
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(2/Faith)
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(1/Noira)
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Executed
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Patricia Winters
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(5/Patricia)
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(4/Chris)
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(2/Hossan)
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Executed
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Wayne Goppud
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(1/Manura)
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(3-1/Manura)
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Executed
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