28.12-Me, fail? That's unpossible

In the mission, the final 6 had to decide whether to swim in the swamps. Sue tried to persuade Kelvin to stay and Beth to swim but it turned out that the Mole's Accomplice had predicted the opposite, Kelvin didn't listen so he managed to go against the prediction and earn 20 points for the group, as did Lynette, who stayed onshore, and Sue. Rico and Junico also swam, so their actions were predicted correctly by the accomplice, hence 60/120 points, or 494/720 points, have been earned. Who is the Mole's Accomplice? Who will be sixth?

***

Beth: "I love sweaty men who exercise. Shows their dedication to fitnes and their body."

Beth: "I saw your muscles. Whew! They must be rock hard."

Kelvin: "Oh, you like that, eh?"

Beth: "It's an adventure for me. And I like surprises and adventure."

Kelvin: "I can give you an adventure. But you won't live to tell the tale."

Beth: "Stop it, you. You're making me wet. You like that? Wait, are you implying you're killing me? Party pooper."

Beth: "Don't tell anyone but I'm secretly wishing Lynn or Sue will leave. Especially Sue. It's no fair that the men are dropping so quickly. Now there are only three hunks for me to taste. Boo. And one of them could kill me at any time. I mean, I'm down for thrills and all but I really really want to live."

***

Rico: "I think I may like the drums. It's so free and I can do whatever I want with it."

Beth: "Hey there hottie. Love that music. Is it for me? Hey, why not we throw a music fest?"

Lynette: "Kelvin--"

Kelvin: "Who's there? Oh, it's you. Didn't realise you were there. And I quite liked it that way."

Kelvin: "Now speak your mind."

Lynette: "I...er...do you ever regret your decision?"

Kelvin: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Lynette: "You clearly do."

Lynette: "Why do you think you can get past me? I am an actress. Not a famous one but soon."

Kelvin: "...No. I don't regret anything. There's no point in that. My parents deserved it anyway."

Lynette: "Wait, you killed your parents? Both of them? I thought you only killed once."

Kelvin: "Two birds in one shot."

Lynette: "Oh my god..."

Kelvin: "I know what you're thinking right now. I'm used to it, honestly."

Lynette: "Sorry, it's just so much to take in."

Lynette: "Have you ever considered seeking professional help?"

Kelvin: "I'm not a monster. Stop treating me like one."

Lynette: "No, but is this the life you want to keep on living? What kind of Kelvin Kitn do you want to be? I know there's more than meets the eye. Nobody goes around proclaiming they killed their parents and are proud of it. You don't have to tell me but I do sincerely wish you would reconsider."

Lynette: "I quite liked you when you didn't open your mouth."

Kelvin: "I quite like my life this way. I can control my urges."

Kelvin: "Bullseye."

Sue: "I am suing you."

Junico: "What? Please don't, please."

Sue: "Wow, you really are dumb. I guess I can strike you out."

***

Lynette: "So your maiden name is Sawyer."

Sue: "Yes. Any other info I should know about you?"

***

Kelvin: "Hey Lynette. So you're just going to ignore me now?"

Lynette: "You preferred me to be quiet."

Kelvin: "I know all of you must be curious right now. Honestly, I don't know where to begin. One day I woke up with this violent desire to kill someone. It grew stronger and stronger. Then one day I had an argument with my parents and I killed them both. It wasn't pretty but I didn't feel remorseful. They never did care about me anyway. Saw me as a failure, a freak. Then I turned myself in and went to jail for it but got released on parole. I gave them some bull**** about why I murdered them and they bought it. So now you know."

***

Sue: "So you're telling me that Rico stole your journal, and Kieran and Lisbon's?"

Beth: "Like, weren't you listening?"

Sue: "That was a rhetorical question. I think that's not fair. I want to win based on merit, not because of some cheap move."

Beth: "Let me tell you what else I found..." *whispers*

Sue: "WHAT? I'll sue him to the netherrworld for possessing pornographic material! And for goodness sake Beth, stop walking around in your underwear. Unless you want to be the next victim."

***

Sue: "Woo!"

Sue: "This is actually a pretty useful stress reliever."

Sue: "No wonder Kelvin likes it so much."

Sue: "Rico, there you are. Prepare to get sued in court. I heard all about your journal antics."

Rico: "Then you should know they are all allegations. Don't point your fat finger at me."

Sue: "Beth found the missing journals in your bed."

Rico: "Do you think I'd be so stupid to place them there? Someone framed me!"

Sue: "Just you wait. I'll find proof."

***

Lynette: "Someone stole my journal. It must be Rico. How do I do the quiz without my journal? I'll fail the quiz. I need to confront him."

Lynette: "Rico, there you are. Return it to me."

Rico: "What are you on about?"

Lynette: "Don't play dumb. I am referring to my journal. It's missing."

Rico: "Oh, so when anything goes missing, it becomes my fault now?"

Lynette: "Stop making excuses. Why are you doing this? Are you that lost and desperate?"

Rico: "You better stop insulting me right now before I slap you across the face."

Lynette: "I'm not scared."

*SLAP*

Rico: "You asked for it. Now scram.

Sue: "I saw everything. I'll be suing him, don't worry. I think I'll have a word with his father."

Sue: "Junico, your son is getting out of hand. He stole Lynette's journal."

Junico: "I believe my son. He said he did not."

Sue: "He slapped her too."

Junico: "How dare he."

Sue: "What's your next course of action?"

Junico: "Huh, Er...I will teach him and scold him."

Sue: "And then?"

Junico: "And then?"

Sue: "We're not getting anywhere with this."

***

Quiz time.

Q1: Is the Mole male or female?

A: Male

B: Female

Q2: How many other contestants share the same room as the Mole?

A: 1

B: 2

Q3: In Mission 6, what did the Mole wear?

A: Swimming trunks

B: Bikini

C: Others

Q4: In Mission 6, in what order did the Mole swim?

A: 1st

B: 2nd

C: 3rd

D: 4th

E: 5th

F: The Mole did not swim

Q5: Did the Mole swim in Mission 6?

A: Yes

B: No

Q6: In Mission 6, did the Mole get predicted correctly by the Mole's Accomplice?

A: Yes

B: No

Q7: Does the Mole have a coalition?

A: Yes

B: No

C: Used to

Q8: Did the Mole's journal go missing?

A: Yes

B: No

Q9: Has the Mole ever cooked on Season 28?

A: Yes

B: No

Q10: Who is the Mole?

A: Beth Bette

B: Junico Laurence

C: Kelvin Kitn

D: Lynette Pratchett

E: Rico Jury-Laurence

F: Sue Una Law

***

"Welcome everyone. Who is our exempt accomplice this time?"

Rico: "I'm the Mole's Accomplice."

Lynette: "Oh, I see."

Junico: "Why did you not tell me? I told you when I was Mole."

Rico: "It's no fun that way. I don't have to tell you anything."

"Now, who will be executed next?"

"Beth Bette."

Beth: "Yipee!"

"Sue Una Law."

Sue: "I'm beginning to like that colour."

"Lynette Pratchett."

Lynette: "All the females are through."

"Junico Laurence, Kelvin Kitn, one of you will advance while the other will be the next victim. Who will it be?"

"Kelvin Kitn."

Kelvin: "Hmph."

Sue: "Is that a smirk on your face?"

"Junico Laurence."

"You have been executed. Please pack your bags and leave."

Junico: "Wait, if I'm out, why still go through the red screen?"

Rico: "See Pops? You were wrong. You failed."

Junico: "Me, fail? That's unpossible."

Junico: "What just happened? How is Sue not the Mole? I cannot be wrong. I can only hope son learns from this and becomes wiser."

Rico: "Retarded Pops. Stubborn as always. Refused to think that he could be wrong."

Sue: "It's obvious that you still care about him so why do you speak of him like that? He can sue you."

Rico: "He doesn't know how."

Kelvin: "Care can come in many forms. Just like how you can be lovey-dovey with your parents and still  hate them. Kind of like the Mole."

Rico: "I knew it! I knew Sue wasn't the Mole! That's why he left, isn't it? I don't believe everyone else thinks Sue is the Mole. Good thing I always answer faster than him and that I'm the accomplice this time, or I could have left."

Kelvin: "One of my main suspects has left. That's good. It helps me become more decisive about who to put down."

***

Beth: "Are you said that your Poppy has left? I am. I kind of liked him. Though younger men are more virile, hee."

Rico: "Not now, Beth."

Beth: "Aww...well, when you're ready, you know where to find me. Ta-ta."

***

The slow father has been executed! Will the son be next? Or is he the Mole?

Pot: 494/720

Beth: 0

Darroll: 0

Edmund: 0

Godfrey: 0

Junico: 82

Kelvin: 0

Kieran: 0

Kit: 0

Lisbon: 0

Lynette: 84

Rico: 60

Sue: 0

28.11-Phrasey things

The last time on the Smole, the contestants went to the library to try and translate a phrase. They succeeded, earning 140/140 points, making the pot 434/600 points. Sue was the Mole's Accomplice and she earned zilch despite her efforts. Either way, she would still have earned nothing since more than half suspected her. Despite this, Kieran was still executed. Who will be next? Who is the Mole?

***

Beth: "You stole my journal, didn't you?"

Rico: "Excuse me? How dare you accuse me of something so immoral and heinous."

Beth: "Look, airbag, I saw you in my room last night. I caught you red-handed. Hand it over."

Rico: "I'll tell you the truth you let me touch both boobs of yours."

Beth: "One."

Rico: "Deal!"

Beth: "So?"

Rico: "I didn't take them."

Beth: "I don't believe you. I'll check your room."

Beth: "This is where Rico sleeps, right? I'm so clever, hee hee."

Beth: "What is this? And how dare he try to hide it. Nothing gets past me! Did he forget I'm a cop?"

Beth: "My journal went missing, and I saw that last night, Rico snuck into my room. I thought at first he couldn't get enough of me but now I think he may have stolen my journal. How could he! Thief! He refused to admit it so I searched his bed and there it was, along with Lisbon and Kieran's journals. I must warn Lynn about this."

***

Sue: "Why are you still here? In the game?"

Sue: "You should be expelled by now. You're a threat to all of us."

Junico: "Rico! Did you see son?"

Kelvin: "You two, get lost."

Sue: "I'm suing you for abusive language."

Kelvin: "I've had it with your threats. This dartboard is destroyed. Want to be like it? If not, shut up."

Junico: "Rico! How could you steal! How did I teach you?"

Rico: "What are you talking about?"

Junico: "Beth told me you stole her journal and she saw it in bed."

Rico: "You rather believe her than your own son? She's trying to sow discord, Pops. I can't believe you believe her."

Junico: "What? She's not planting anything...oh, it's one of those phrasey things again, isn't it?"

Kelvin: "Shut it or I'll aim this dart straight into your mouths."

***

"Mission time. It's time to bring your swimwear along."

Beth: "I love swimming! Hee! At long last."

Rico: "Shut up."

Beth: "No need to yell and get mad."

"You will be going to a swamp. There, you will decide whether to swim in the swampy waters. The Mole's Accomplice has made some predictions. If you do the opposite of what the accomplice predicts, you will earn 20 points for the group. This is worth 120 points in total. Good luck."

***

Beth: "EWWWW! This is disgusting!"

Junico: "So, do I just swim?"

Beth: "I am not going in there no matter what."

Sue: "The Mole's Accomplice will definitely think you're not going down. You have to do the opposite."

Kelvin: "The Accomplice won't stop me no matter what."

Lynette: "..."

Lynette: "I don't know what's in there."

Sue: "No, Kelvin, you are staying here because the accomplice would think you're going down."

Rico: "Hmm...I love the water, but clean ones. I think the accomplice is going to think I'll stay here."

Beth: "It's so yucky! I don't wanna."

Sue: "Are you disobeying me? I can sue you."

Kelvin: "I don't think those are legitimate grounds."

Sue: "Try me."

Junico: "This thinking is too much for me. I will just go in like a man."

Junico: "And I go."

Junico: "Slimy but fine. Just enter like men."

Rico: "Pops, wait! Ugh, now. Have to chase after him."

Lynette: "Should I? On second thought, maybe not."

Sue: "Don't move, Kelvin. Now Beth, you have to go. The ground is so soft and muddy and slimy. The water can't be much worse."

Beth: "...You're right actually."

Sue: "Of course. Now Kelvin...where did he go? I'm suing him for disappearing."

Kelvin: "No Mole or accomplice will stop me from doing what I want. They won't dare."

Rico: "Where did Pops go?"

Lynette: "I'll test the waters."

Sue: "I bet the accomplice thinks I'm staying so I'll go in. Lynette, just get in. Everyone is already in."

Lynette: "I just can't get used to this."

Lynette: "I'm sorry but I'm not doing this."

Random shot.

Beth: "I feel fooled. But I suppose it's better than the land."

***

"All but one swam. But the important thing is whether the Mole's Accomplice thought you would go or not."

"Sue, you swam in the murky waters. The Mole's Accomplice thought you wouldn't. You earned 20 points."

Rico: "Nice."

"Lynette, you did not swim. The Mole's Accomplice thought you would swim."

Kelvin: "He must have thought she thought that he would predict she wouldn't swim, so he decided to think that she would swim."

Junico: "Huh?"

"Junico, you swam. The Mole's Accomplice thought you would swim."

Kelvin: "Knew it would be short-lived."

"Kelvin, you decided to swim despite advice not to. Was it right? The Mole's Accomplice thought you wouldn't swim, so congratulations."

Lynette: "What?"

"Rico, you were the second to swim. The Mole's Accomplice thought you would swim."

Rico: "Darn."

Beth: "Boo. This Mole's Accomplice is mean."

"Beth, you eventually swim against your will. The Mole's Accomplice predicted correctly."

Beth: "Boo."

Rico: "Welp."

Beth: "See Sue? I shouldn't have gone down. Can I counter-sue?"

"60/120 points have been earned, making the pot 494/720. This Mole's Accomplice gets to walk away with something."

Pot: 494/720

Beth: 0

Darroll: 0

Edmund: 0

Godfrey: 0

Junico: 82

Kelvin: 0

Kieran: 0

Kit: 0

Lisbon: 0

Lynette: 84

Rico: 0

Sue: 0