17.17, on the 17th, at 17:17h. :)
Welcome back to the Smole! Our final 6 had to play a simple
game of not being the one to take the last rugby. Bernice took it and to her
surprise, she earned a hidden exemption which she shared with Mimi. 30/60
points were earned making the pot 855/1320 points. Jacintha was executed, much
to her surprise. The final 5 are up. Who will be the next to go? Who is the
Mole?
***
Taylor: “You need to socialise more often. You’re so
awkward.”
Mimi: “Excuse me?”
Mimi: “Well I’m sorry that I don’t feel a great need to
socialise with others. The only reason why I’m taking any intiative now is so
that I can win the Smole! Do you know humiliating and hurtful your comment
was?”
Taylor: “Well it’s the truth.”
Taylor: “You need to host a party or something…that way you
can mingle more.”
Mimi: “Oh you don’t know how many parties I’ve hosted and
attended, sister. I loooove parties. I’m just introverted.”
Viola: “I decided to continue life as per normal. I’ve
depended too much on others. I should depend on myself more. This is a sign
from above. To have me spared. I will win this for all my comrades. I will not
lose.”
***
Bernie: “Oh Bernice..”
Bernice: “Okay, that’s enough. We’re on TV. And I’m still
tired. I can’t believe they don’t even have an espresso machine here!”
Bernie: “Well we’re going to win. I added a little something
to the food. They won’t be able to perform as well and we can deflect suspicion
onto each other. One of them is bound to lose!”
Bernice: “How deceptively clever! I love your little
unscrupulous acts.”
Bernie: “I love how I’ve hardly woken up on the wrong side
of bed ever since I joined.”
We have a little mascot hiding here.
***
Taylor: “This tastes bad! These vegetables definitely aren’t
fresh from the farm.”
Mimi: “Be glad that you have something to eat. Do you know
how much those cute babies and strays starve?”
Taylor: “I know better than to waste food, Mimi.”
Taylor: “Oh I don’t feel too well. I need a breath of fresh
air.”
Mimi: “Hope you didn’t do any hanky panky with Tay.”
***
Dee: “Jesus!”
Dee: “Be careful that you don’t fall and die.”
Taylor: “If I die for Tay, it’ll be worth it. Oh now I miss
him…”
Bernie: “Alright…Bernice is not the Mole and my original
suspicion was wrong. Good thing I had Plan B.”
***
Mimi: “How did my vomit fly upwards?”
***
Contestants are off to do the next mission. They are to go
to the junkyard and find a locket in the bales of hay. There are altogether 50
bales, so for every bale of hay scattered, 5 points are added. The one to find
that locket wins the exemption! It will no longer be shared.
Viola: “I’ll take the largest stacks because I can handle
them.”
Bernie: “Grr! Why have I been reduced to such a state? My
suit will get dirty! How do I do this? Do I just jab this fork in? How do
you…why is this thing so heavy?”
Bernie: “It wasn’t completely a bad experience, though I
hated it. You grow wiser with experience. I know can find a way to connect with
farmers and get them to do my bidding. I can use my knowledge to my advantage
when handling related projects. Money will grow like this. Muahahaha! Why are
you still on? Stupid thing. Go away now.”
Bernie: “OI! How dare you land on my designer shoes Are you
going to pay for them, hay?”
Taylor: “I’m so used to doing this back at home, this is
easy!”
Mimi: “How will I know where to start? If only Kiki were
here. She’d always start me off.”
Bernie: “This chair is an eyesore…but I must bear the grit
if I want to ensure my survival.”
Bernice: “It itches! After this hay bale, I’m stopping!”
Taylor: “That’s a lot. Let me help you.”
Viola: “No. I can do it myself.”
Taylor: “You will take until sunset!”
Viola: “Fine. Just don’t come near my side.”
Bernice: “Alright, I’m done.”
Bernie: “This is actually quite sturdy. Give it a new coat
of paint and I can sell it for billions! Right now it’s disgusting though.”
Viola: “Taylor, why not you go handle that hay bale?”
Taylor: “Viola seems so defensive about her territory ever
since Jacintha was executed. I think I know why, and I’m probably the only one
that knows about the secret coalition. Still, I wish she wouldn’t get os worked
up if I encroached her space. I want to win too and I can do better than she.”
Mimi: “For the cute horsies! I should change into something
first. Good thing I always carry some other clothes!”
Mimi: “There! I wish I brought my gardening hat along. Then
it would be complete and I would look like a farmer! Here horsey horsey!”
Bernie: “I need to use the washroom. Hopefully it’s not in a
disastrous state as this junkyard is.”
***
Mimi: “Whew! This is tiring. I think that’s enough for the
horses today. Don’t want getting too fat!”
Viola: “This is like finding a needle in a haystack and
we’re running around like headless chickens. We must do this
systematically…maybe it’s not even in here!”
Taylor: “Oh gosh, another hay bale. They better not be
wasting this good food.”
***
Bernice: “Is this thing on? I’m more used to using a
microphone than a megaphone. I hope it isn’t faulty like everything else here.
It looks quite brand new in fact.”
Bernice: “Now everyone listen to me! I’m your boss!”
***
Viola: “Time to search through the dumpsters. Perhaps I’ll
find something of use.”
Shark: “Hey there pretty lady. My name’s Shark.”
Taylor: “I’m Taylor. What a cute name.”
Shark: “I’m not cute.”
Taylor: “…Okay? The name rocks?”
Mimi: “I wonder if the locket is in here? I see shiny
things.”
***
Bernice: “Thank you everyone for listening about why men are
not to be trusted and why you should listen to me. I should invest in a
megaphone when I get back.”
Viola: “Okay, so there is nothing worthy inside there. At
least I tried.”
Mimi: “Um…hey there cutie. I was wondering…have you seen a
locket?”
Alistair: “Nope.”
Mimi: “I’ve found some lovely flowers in the trash though.
Do accept it.”
Alistair: “Oh, thanks. You’re quite an interesting girl.”
Mimi: “And you’re so cute! Let me kiss you! Muacks!”
Alistair: “Okay now you’re just creepy. Go away!”
Mimi: “Fine…how…how could you?” *cries*
Mimi: “How does Kiki do this? How does she manage to charm
any man she meets?”
Viola: “You! Camera! I had enough of this. I quit.”
Shark: “And I’m strong too. Want to see my abs?”
Taylor: “No thanks…I should really get going. Bye!”
…I suppose the mission is over then.
***
“Everyone gather round! How do you think you fared in the
mission?”
Taylor: “I could have done better if I didn’t bump into a
creep.”
Bernice: “The place was horrid! And there was so much! By
the time we finish it would be night time! In fact I still itch! Horrendous! My
husband and I will sue you!”
“I’m not so sure about that. You had scattered 17 bales of
hay, so you earn 85/250 points. Terrible job. The pot now has 940/1570 points.
The Mole is doing well…but can the Mole pull the gap wide enough? Also someone
succeeded in finding the locket, and that is…”
“Bernie!”
Bernice: “No wonder you said he wouldn’t sue.”
Bernie: “I still would if I end up in that small percentage
where I lose this game.”
Bernie: “I found the locket so I saw no more reason for me
to continue. Before that I also found a dossier. It was labelled as the Mole’s
dossier. In it I found several valuable information, such as clues. I have a
90% chance of winning this now. But these clues seem to point in another
direction. Should I listen to my eyes, my head or my heart?”
“We also had a poll for the public to vote for who should
earn an exemption, and we have the results. The winner of this exemption is…”
“Viola!”
Viola: “Me? Wow. The whole world wants to see me continue.
With this support, I shall work even harder!”
Bernice: “Hmph!”
Taylor: “Why her?”
Mimi: “Why not me? Am I not demure and cute enough? I need
the exemption!”
“For those interested, this is what our ex-contestants
voted:
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Ex-contestant
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Voted for
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Dominica Kaliton
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Mimi Springer
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Dominic Kaliton
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Taylor Bleu
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Ryan Elder
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Bernice Thatch
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Ryanna Elder
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Bernie Thatch
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Isaiah Chrissy
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Bernice Thatch
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Prissy Chrissy
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Bernice Thatch
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Dory Neo
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Mimi Springer
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Lysander Harper
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Taylor Bleu
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Kiki Springer
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Mimi Springer
|
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Tay Swift
|
Mimi Springer
|
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Jacintha Neo
|
Mimi Springer
|
Ironically, nobody voted for Viola. Maybe our ex-contestants
know something the viewers don’t? Here are the total votes.
You are all dismissed.”
Taylor: “Well, the viewers are confident of me winning, that
is why they choose not to give me the exemption. They probably pity Viola.”
Bernie: “Let me calculate the probability of you
winning…67.5%.”
Taylor: “I don’t know how you get all these numbers. Your
brain must be a computer. But as all technology, you will be outsmarted. I know
something that you don’t.”
Bernie: “Oh? I’m not sure what a young, stubborn girl like
you would have that would interest me.”
Taylor: “You’re great at holding grudges, aren’t you?
Well…let me propose a deal. If the next mission allows it, you let me earn that
final exemption.”
Bernie: “A deal? You’ve got to be more convincing then, you
bumpkin. I fail to see what you have that is worthy of that exemption. I have
something that all of you don’t too. The deal is off.”
