61.10-Soft cookie

 Previously on the Smole...

Danny: "Eris, you have a young tot."

Eris: "I don't watch children's shows with my kids. They're so boring. I have no idea."

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Ambrose: "We can earn more points."

Eris: "We also risk a karma room."

Ambrose: "It's a risk we have to take."

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Ambrose: "I'll take one for the team then. I'm willing to stay behind."

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"That is incorrect. It was The Young Ones. This means all answers will go onto your exit list."

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"You have encountered your first karma room."

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"Eris, as the contestant with the lowest karma out of the 6, you have to answer."

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Landon: "I think we move forward. Each row is worth more exponentially."

Eris: "Then one of you three stay behind since you voted for it."

Harper: "I'll do it."

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Danny: "It's 12 items to remember. I only remember 7."

Yvon: "Majority overrules."

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Landon: "We found the 40 points! And a virus!"

Eris: "I have an idea. We each give an answer. Whoever had the right answer will get the virus."

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Eris: "...Boo. Fine, we'll stop here. We'll exit."

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"Yvon, as the one with the highest karma, you may decide on the order."

Yvon: "Eris will go first, then me, then Landon."

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"I can announce that at least one of you made it out in time. The question is now whether the others trusted you or took the offer."

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Danny: "We didn't. We knew you could do it!"

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Eris: "What a view."

Laron: "Are you talking about me?"

Eris: "I was talking about the view outside. Would be better if you were in the pool."

Landon: "Or...right in front of you?"

Eris: "Mm, yes, I think I like that better."

Eris: "You're such a handsome young stud with a bright star."

Landon: "You're a firework yourself."

Eris: "You know what to say to get to a woman's heart."

Landon: "I know just what to do too."

Eris: "You are a naughty, naughty boy."

Landon: "Just the way you like it."

Landon: "You're a strong one, Landon, but I'm no soft cookie either. I don't give in that easily."

Landon: "What would it take?"

Eris: "A virus."

Eris: "I know that's what you're after too."

Landon: "I can't let you take the karma all by yourself, sweetheart. I get you a bug, and in return you fight for my virus."

Eris: "Your virus?"

Landon: "It's got my name written all over it."

Landon: "Think about it. If you take the virus, everyone will know you played it. But if I have it, we can discuss and they won't know who's going to get the virus. Especially if you want to get back at Ambrose. You do want revenge, don't you?"

Eris: "It's like you can read my mind. At least you understand it's all just a fling. Alright, it's a deal, lover boy. But I have one more request from you."

Landon: "Anything for you."

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Landon: "When talking to a ho, you have to speak her language and out-ho her. We both know what's on each other's minds."

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Laron: "I shouldn't have given in that easily."

Harper: "Same here."

Laron: "There's a bug and a virus that can be claimed. And corrections too."

Laron: "I was thinking if we can fight for each other. I know your best friend has been executed. So it means that you're not on the right track. It's important you survive so that you can find out who the real Mole is."

Harper: "I just can't believe he's out so fast."

Laron: "Hey, it's fine. He looked really worn out anyway."

Harper: "I think that's just his face...although he didn't look that lethargic before. He looked like he aged 30 years."

Laron: "He wouldn't want you to dwell on it. He would want you to chin up and move on."

Harper: "You're right. You know, he told me a joke that he killed someone. He's always a bubbly guy."

Laron: "Uhh, I don't think that's a joke."

Harper: "Are you accusing him of being a murderer? You don't even know him! How could you slander him while he's gone?"

Laron: "Woah chill. I'm not implying anything man. If you believe it's a joke, then it's a joke. It's just a weird one to make."

Laron: "Anyway, he's gone but we're still here. So what do you say? Do you have anything you want?"

Harper: "A correction would be nice. They won't know when I play it too. How about you?"

Laron: "I'm chill with anything."

Harper: "Why me though?"

Laron: "I think I can trust you. You scratch my back, I scratch yours."

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Landon: "Let's cut to the chase. We have two corrections, a bug and a virus to give out. I think it's only fair that it goes to whoever earned it."

Ambrose: "Which puts me out of the running immediately. So much for taking one for the team."

Yvon: "It was your choice."

Yvon: "Let me put it out there first. I have a correction that I earned from answering the birds question. Eris and Landon even agreed that it was for me. So no one is taking that. In fact I should get both corrections since I also got pole vaulting correct."

Laron: "Now that's just being greedy."

Yvon: "It's about fairness."

Danny: "I was there too."

Harper: "To be fair you didn't actually contribute to that question. We listened to you once and got it wrong."

Ambrose: "If we didn't volunteer to stay behind the three of you would never have gotten a chance to get so many goodies. You already have exemptions."

Laron: "He has a point. Why do you need anything else when you have exemptions?"

Harper: "Ow! What was that for? I mean, yeah, Ambrose is right. It's about those who supported too."

Harper: "There are still a few bugs that haven't been played among Danny, Ambrose and Eris. I cannot see how Eris deserves anything more. She already has the lowest karma."

Eris: "Well, Yvon and I answered the money question correctly so the bug should logically go to one of us. And she already tries to claim two corrections."

Landon: "Exactly. I think Eris has used up all her bugs."

Danny: "That's on her. She doesn't need more."

Eris: "I think this distribution is the fairest: Yvon gets her correction for the birds question, I get a bug for the money question and Landon gets a virus for the movie question."

Danny: "We're just speaking over each other. We're not listening to one another."

Yvon: "You were very against continuing. You are the last Sim to get to speak about getting an advantage."

Landon: "We can give you the last correction to decide. I think that's the fairest."

Yvon: "I don't agree. I earned it."

Harper: "I am the only one here who has never gotten a single advantage. I think I should get something for always giving in and playing peacemaker. I'm not asking for a bug or virus, just a correction. Laron too."

Ambrose: "He had one in the first episode."

Laron: "And it was used and gone. Since then I have been a team player."

Landon: "I was the one who let Yvon decide on the pole vault. So I have the power to decide who the correction goes too."

Yvon: "What? We are in a coalition!"

Landon: "We are, fam. But everyone is getting heated because we have too many advantages. Maybe we should think of the long game."

Laron: "Exactly. So the three of you should give something up."

Eris: "Not happening bud."

Danny: "Fam, they're turning against you. These two are clearly greedy who want everything for themselves. We can't let them have their way."

Landon: "This is going nowhere. Let's start with the virus. The most valuable. I think I deserve to have it because I got it right. Eris too, but she's willing to give it to me because of her bad karma. If I have the virus, I'm open to discussion and will let you all know first before I use it."

Ambrose: "Are you that noble?"

Landon: "I have been proving my trust this whole time."

Danny: "I don't want the bad karma. You can have the virus."

Yvon: "I'm not after it too."

Laron: "I think nobody is disputing the virus as we know that it's the most valuable so it should go to the one who put in the effort to get it."

Ambrose: "I'm disputing."

Laron: "The last time you used it on me, bro. You are absolutely not having the virus again."

Ambrose: "Wow. You bear grudges huh?"

Eris: "The virus is settled. Now for the bug."

Danny: "Again, I don't want the bad karma. I already have a bug that I still haven't used."

Harper: "I am fine with not having it either."

Ambrose: "I'm okay with Eris having the bug. If I don't get the virus then the three should keep all the prizes."

Landon: "Laron, if we give it to Eris in exchange for her promise not to use it on you, are you willing?"

Laron: "We'll see if she keeps her promise. If I get bugged, I'm coming after you."

Danny: "Now it's about the two corrections. Yvon can keep one, but the rest of us should get one. Yvon, you already have one fam."

Landon: "A correction is cheaply made anyway. How about both of us get a say in who the correction goes to?"

Yvon: "Fine. I'm willing to give it to Harper."

Landon: "I'm willing to give it to Harper too."

Harper: "Oh. Thank you."

Danny: "Laron, Ambrose, my bros, are you satisfied with this?"

Laron: "There's not much else I can do, is there? At least one of us four gets something."

Ambrose: "I can only blame my bad karma. If we can get Landon and Eris to use their advantages on each other, or Yvon and Harper, then we can neutralise the effects."

Eris: "I'm willing to do that."

Landon: "I am as well."

Danny: "You lot better keep your promises."

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Danny: "That discussion went horribly. I didn't get a single thing from it even though I'm just one short of the final three. I was the one who said to push forward rather than to the side which is how they could get the bug and virus in the first place. But the rest settled so I had no place to argue. At least I have one more bug that I can use. I'll save it for the next quiz and go after them."

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Ambrose: “I didn’t expect to get anything out of it, but it would be a bonus. I was more interested in seeing who was desperate about it and who couldn’t care less.”

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Laron: “Cowabunga!”

Landon: “Woah dude, you emptied half the pool.”

Danny: “I’m still salty about the way the discussion went. Good Sims get punished while those with poor karma get rewarded. It’s like having an argument with my wife.”

Ambrose: “In what sense?”

Danny: “I feel I let her walk all over me. It’s always her way or the highway. I spoiled her too much.”

Ambrose: “Naw. A wife is for spoiling and doting.”

Laron: “Not all the time.”

Danny: “Exactly. I wonder if my mistake was marrying her."

Laron: "Woah, what?"

Danny: "She's a disgusting bitch who only knows how to spend my credit cards and belittle me. She doesn't respect me one bit. I'm the head of the household here."

Laron: "Couples have disagreements all the time but that sounds like deep-seated resentment."

Landon: “Sounds like you need to reassert your masculinity. Show her who wears the pants in the house.”

Danny: “You’re right. I’ve been too nice to everyone.”

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Laron: “I am the ultimate loser. I got nothing for being a team player. Even Harper got something. I’m glad for her but it ain’t good taste in my mouth. On the bright side, Landon promised not to use the virus on me. We'll just have to see whether he keeps his promise."

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Laron: "In the pocket."

Harper: "Slay. Are you good at all ball sports?"

Laron: "I wouldn't say I'm good at this. But I definitely am good at basketball."

Harper: "Why did you quit?"

Laron: "I had Mikayla and then an injury. I couldn't keep up on court no more. But I still love basketball so I decided to become a coach instead."

Laron: "It ain't easy when you let yourself go. I often get doubts about whether I'm qualified to coach, but I just need to show those young men a few shots and they put their tongues back in their mouths."

Harper: "I'm glad you found your passion."

Laron: "What's yours?"

Harper: "I don't know. I'm passionate about the Smole but I can't make that a job."

Laron: "You've seen the past seasons?"

Harper: "Every single one of them."

Laron: "I think you're going to be our next winner."

Harper: "You're capping."

Laron: "Capping?"

Harper: "Lying. I still don't know if I have the right Mole."

Laron: "You have a correction."

Harper: "One correction isn't enough."

Harper: "Hyden and I had a few suspects and he's out. What if I'm next? And now I don't have anyone to bounce ideas off with."

Laron: "You really like Hyden."

Harper: "As a friend. We used to be high school friends but he went radio silent afterwards. I really wish I knew what had happened to him during this period. He just refuses to talk about it."

Laron: "Maybe it's something shameful or traumatising. That's why he doesn't want to talk about it."

Harper: "But we're besties! We used to tell each other everything."

Laron: "Sims change. He could be a murde...forget I said anything."

Harper: "I admit he's different from the past but I think deep down he's still the Hyden I know. But we'll never know now that he's executed."

Laron: "If you're looking for someone to bounce ideas off, we can work together as a coalition."

Harper: "Hmm, I'll think about it. You insulted Hyden this morning by calling him a murderer."

Laron: "But he said it himself!"

Harper: "As a joke to get me to stop questioning. I can't believe you would think he would do something like that."

Laron: "I suppose you do know him better."

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NSFW. Please view at your own risk.

Ambrose: "I can't believe I ripped my shorts."

Landon: "Not a problem. I have tons of other swimwear."

Landon: "Just take a seat while I find something for you."

Ambrose: "That's a great view."

Landon: "You talking 'bout me?"

Ambrose: "What? No I meant the view outside."

Landon: "Oh that's a shame. What type of guys are you into?"

Ambrose: "I prefer guys who are well-groomed and confident and work out. They should also share similar interests in nature and photography."

Landon: "Would I be your type?"

Ambrose: "Yeah. You've got a great bod. I can say that 'cause I know you're straight."

Landon: "Have you ever wondered why we matched in the first mission? Maybe there's a subconscious desire. Maybe because deep down we're just creatures of lust."

Landon: "My manager has put me under a strict image. But I always wanted to experiment if you're feeling up to it."

Ambrose: "Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?"

Ambrose: "I'm not sure about this."

Landon: "Take it as roleplay if you're uncomfortable. Take it that you're helping me prepare for another role. I can't share more about it yet, but take it that we're both admiring the male form. It doesn't have to go anywhere."

Ambrose: "I still don't think it's a good idea."

Landon: "So you can woohoo Eris despite being gay but you're not the least bit interested in me? Are you actually gay?"

Ambrose: "Of course I am."

Landon: "Prove it to me. I want to know how different the experience is."

Ambrose: "It's actually for a role?"

Landon: "You're helping me prepare for my next role. I need to be convincing so I need to experience it first hand. If I play this well this is going to help the LGBT community progress by leaps and bounds."

Ambrose: "Okay but if this gets weird at any point or if you feel uncomfortable I'm out. What do I have to do?"

Landon: "Sit back down."

Landon: "Put these on. I hope you like a little adventure."

Ambrose: "God damn it. This is actually very hot."

Landon: "I want you to let me know if I'm doing anything wrong. Now sit back and fully immerse yourself. You ready?"

Ambrose: "Ready."

Ambrose: "I can't believe I'm doing this."

Ambrose: "You need to go at it more slowly."

Ambrose: "Yes, like that. Oh my god."

Ambrose: "You're a fast learner. Is this really your first time? This is the best I've had!"

Landon: "I didn't win 'Best New Actor' for nothing."

Ambrose: "I don't think I've seen a straight actor that convincing. Wait up. How are you talking?"

Ambrose: "WHAT THE HELL?"

Ambrose: "Did you two gang up on me? What kind of prank is this?"

Eris: "We're helping you."

Ambrose: "Are you fucking kidding me? Helping me? This is the most fucked up shit ever. I did not agree to this."

Landon: "Yet you didn't call for a time out."

Eris: "Stop lying to yourself, Ambrose. Both of your best woohoos are from a woman? You're not gay."

Ambrose: "That doesn't prove anything!"

Eris: "You are very straight. You were barely aroused when Landon was at it. But once I took over, I got the soldier's attention."

Eris: "You said your hottest woohoo fantasy was with a woman."

Ambrose: "It's called a fantasy for a reason!"

Landon: "It's called a subconscious desire. You're a closeted straight, Ambrose."

Eris: "We enlightened you."

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Eris: "I have decades of experience. I can tell when a man is pleased by a woman and whether a man is straight or not. And let me tell you, that man is definitely straight. Not even bi. He's straighter than a chimney. I've done him a service for free! Most men would have to give me money for it. I just couldn't let such an eligible man eliminate himself from the dating pool."

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It is time for the quiz. 10 questions about the actions and identity of the Mole. The lowest scorer may be executed.

Q1: Is the Mole male or female?

A: Male

B: Female

Q2: Has the Mole used a bug prior to this quiz?

A: Yes

B: No

Q3: Has the Mole been bugged prior to this quiz?

A: Yes

B: No

Q4: Does the Mole have dyed hair?

A: Yes

B: No

Q5: In Mission 5, what was the last room the Mole entered about?

A: Sports

B: Countries

C: Money

D: Olympics

E: Comedians

Q6: How many karma rooms did the Mole enter in Mission 5?

A: 0

B: 1

C: 2

Q7: Did the Mole make it to the back of the maze in Mission 5?

A: Yes

B: No

Q8: Did the Mole receive an exemption in Mission 5?

A: Yes

B: No

Q9: Did the Mole receive a bug, a virus or a correction from Mission 5?

A: Yes

B: No

Q10: Who is the Mole?

A: Ambrose de Silva

B: Danny Namal

C: Eris Field

D: Harper Umbra

E: Landon Harding

F: Laron Jamisson

G: Yvon von Vony

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Danny: “It doesn’t make economic sense to go in a snake and get every room. It’s too risky and greedy. And in no world does it make sense to do that at the start when each room is only worth 1 or 4 points.”

Laron: "Danny kept wanting to quit early. That just means we get less if we had listened to him."

Harper: "Laron and Danny were the ones who wanted to pick Mr. Bean for the answer and it ended up wrong."

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Laron: "I think Mr. Bean is more plausible. Shall we lock in Mr. Bean then?"

Eris: "You do the honours Professor Malan."

Danny: "We lock in Mr Bean."

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Yvon: "It was Eris who said Martin Luther King's son won a Nobel peace prize, not the father, and Landon who locked it in. It turns out that they probably meant the son when they said Martin Luther King, and the two of them took advantage of this ambiguity."

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Landon: "Mother Teresa definitely has. Martin Luther King too. I think the Dalai Lama didn't win it."

Eris: "Or is it Junior who won it?"

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Eris: “It’s suspicious how Yvon could always guess correctly. Everything in the past two missions screams she knows something more.”

Eris: “I can flush out the bugs that the boys have and create some chaos of my own. Someone is going to bug Harper to neutralise her advantage. I can help bring her down.”

Harper: “It’s like a final four quiz. I need to use my correction to save myself.”

Ambrose: "I was removed from the game first so there's a lot I don't know. And my mind is in a mess from earlier...I should have saved the correction for this quiz. My best bet now is to bug Harper and try to remove the effects of her correction."

Laron: "My biggest suspects made it to the end and made big bucks. But we don't know which of the three it is that succeeded, or if more than one succeeded. It's making me waver on whether I've been right."

Landon: "I haven't settled on a suspect but there is one in particular who is looking more and more enticing."

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"Contestants, you are halfway through your journey. You said goodbye to Beatrice, Bridget, Micah and Hyden. Tonight we say goodbye to one more in the front row."

"Harper has been bugged. Harper, you may step forward to pull the first name out."

Harper: "It's me! It's my own name!"

"Congratulations Harper. You survived the execution."

"Danny, please step forward and retrieve another name."

Danny: "Laron Jamisson."

"Danny Namal, Ambrose de Silva, this means one of you will be executed tonight."

"Ambrose, please pull the last name out to find out who is safe."

Ambrose: "Fuck. It's Danny."

"That means that unfortunately, Ambrose de Silva, you have been executed."

Ambrose: "Ciao. It's been fun."

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Ambrose: "If I can just take a joyride around the city I can make them squander all their tickets."

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Ambrose: "Let me take a closer look at you. You have beautiful features. And that goatee? Rebellious and hot."

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Ambrose: "A correction? When did you get this?"
Eris: "When I was on the hunt for you. Now I'm giving it to you."

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Ambrose: "It was really fun but I got confused. The hardest part of the Smole isn't the missions; it's the psychological mindfuck. The Mole got me good. I'm so excited to find out who it is."

"Thank you for joining, Ambrose. We hope to see you soon."

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Pot: 252/460