Saturday, 17 October 2026

64.07-I turned old newspaper into new newspaper


Previously on the Smole, the contestants sang karaoke without looking at the lyrics. They made 11/30 points for their effort, boosting the pot to 91/150 points. Mister Whiskers dreamed that she would be executed and try as she might, she was still executed in the end. Two more will be executed; who will they be? And who is the Mole?


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Pereditphe: "Imagine that! Mister Whiskers, the only one to have been in this house before, has been executed. This comes as a big shock to everyone. I thought it may have been him. Now I have to hunt for the real Mole. What a waste of effort."


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There's lots to do around the house! On this rainy day, the final five must go on a scavenger hunt around the house. They have the whole day to find as many of the required items as possible, as each submitted item earns points. An exemption will go to the contestant with the highest value stash (after deducting the value of the submitted items).

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Pereditphe: "Go out?"


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Pretteh: "In the rain?"


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Pereditphe: "No way."


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Pretteh: "Not worth the effort."

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Earl: "I should look carefully."


Terry: "Sniff sniff."


Terry: "I smell something."

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Duke: "We were allowed to find whatever we wanted to. But we had a list of specific items that would actually bring in points for the pot."


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Duke: "There are lots of maple leaves here."


Duke: "Let me reach down and grab one."


Duke: "Oops! So slippery. My shoes need to be refitted."


Duke: "Oh this feels good...AhaahAHAHaHAahAHHAAHahahaHAHA."


Pretteh: "The rain finally stopped."


Pretteh: "Fine. I'll guess I'll try and find something. Why is there a dog gnome here?"


Pretteh: "Is this a threat?"


Pretteh: "DIE BITCH! You're female, right?"


Terry: "I found something! Every bit counts."


Earl: "Let me venture as far as I can that is still within boundary."


Earl: "Time to dig around."


Duke: "Nobody taught me how to scavenge."


Pereditphe: "The floor is so much drier and cleaner here."


Snake: "Sss."


Pretteh: "I heard something."


Pereditphe: "Come on!"


Pereditphe: "It got away. Yuck. Got some snake skin under my teeth."


Pereditphe: "That was too much work. That calls for a break."


Pereditphe: "I'm hungry from all that stalking. Ugh, why can't they move the bowl indoors?"


Terry: "Not sure how I dug a rock that size from the hole that size but it counts."


Earl: "I found some carrots."


Pretteh: "My senses are declining. I haven't been able to find much."


Pretteh: "Is that something there?"


Duke: "Why is it so hard to find anything?"


Terry: "I smell something else."


Earl: "I can't find anything good."


Pereditphe: "Giving up so soon?"
Duke: "I'm searching for treasure indoors."

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Duke: "I walked into the stable to find anything valuable and I see Pereditphe Stworthingon III Jr sleeping! Then I saw her sleep and I felt tired too, so I took a quick nap. It's a power nap."

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Duke: "Zzz..."


Terry: "Found something here too. I'm going to win this exemption."


Pereditphe: "A newspaper is something on the required list."


Pereditphe: "Oops. My claws are too sharp and I used too much force. But at least I turned old newspaper into new newspaper."


Earl: "Oh that's delicious."

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Earl: "I feel like a rebel digging around for items. I found some buried root vegetables like potatoes and carrots and I couldn't help myself but to eat them. It was an intrusive thought that I never got to act on. Food you find yourself is the most delicious."

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Pereditphe: "I found a blue feather."


Duke: "Come on, find something useful."


Pereditphe: "Disgusting. Who is throwing around their trash?"


Pereditphe: "I'll keep it just in case. I can't believe I've been reduced to this state."


Terry: "There's something underneath."


Pretteh: "I know what I can do. Instead of spending my effort, I'll steal from Terry."


Terry: "Got a metal."
Pretteh: "I hope he doesn't hear me."
Terry: "I smell you Pretteh. What are you trying to do?"


Terry: "Were you trying to steal from me? How can you cheat?"
Pretteh: "Finders keepers losers weepers. That's what they always say."


Pretteh: "Give it to me!"
Terry: "Never! Go find your own!"


Terry: "Ow..."
Pretteh: "I'll be taking that."

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Pretteh: "Good to know I still have it in me. It pays to have an evil owner."


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"Good morning contestants. Hope you had a good bounty. I will be calling from the list of eight required items. If you have them, you may surrender it for points, or keep it to increase your total stash value."


"First, for 5 points, does anyone have a maple leaf?"
Duke: "I do...hey, where did it go? It must have dropped somewhere."
Pretteh: "How convenient."


"I guess no maple leaf. For 5 points, does anyone have a newspaper?"

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Pretteh: "I wasn't going to give that up. It was shredded anyway so it wouldn't have counted."


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"No newspaper either. For 15 points, does anyone have a metal?"
Terry: "Pretteh has one!"
Pretteh: "No I don't."
Terry: "Yeah you do. You stole it from me last night!"
Pretteh: "That's not a metal."
Terry: "I know my metals."


Pretteh: "Oh, this thing you mean? It doesn't look metallic to me."


"That is tungsten carbide, which is indeed a metal. That's 15 points."


"For 10 points, does anyone have a snake?"
Pereditphe: "I have this disgusting snake skin if you want. Two of it, in fact."
"Unfortunately that's not a snake. You may take it back."


"For 10 points, does anyone have a fish? No. Okay, no fish. For 5 points, does anyone have a feather?"
Pretteh: "I do. It's worthless to me."
"That's a feather all right. 5 more points added."


"For 10 points, does anyone have a carrot?"
Earl: "I have a carrot. It took me so much willpower not to eat the carrot."
"That's another 10 points. Finally, for 10 points, does anyone have a rodent? No?"


"Then that's the end of the scavenger hunt list. You have earned 30/70 points for this mission. It's time to find out the remaining value of your findings and give out the exemption."


"Pretteh, your stash is worth 1015 Simoleons."
Duke: "What? How did you get that much?"


"Duke, your stash is worth 0 Simoleons."
Duke: "Hmph."


"Pereditphe..."
Pereditphe: "Pereditphe Stworthington III Jr."
"Yeah, that. Your stash is worth 0 Simoleons."
Pereditphe: "Are you saying I don't know my goods?"


"Earl, your stash is worth 0 Simoleons."
Earl: "Really? I shouldn't have eaten all the produce."


"Terry, your stash is worth...156 Simoleons. That means Pretteh gets the exemption. Congratulations Pretteh."

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Pot: 121/220

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