Russell: "It's on!"
Terry: "Arf?"
Russell: "What's up bud? Wanna watch the finale of the Smole with me?"
Terry: "Woof!"
Russell: "They're revealing the Mole right now."
Russell: "YES! YES I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE THE MOLE!"
Russell: "Russell 1, Jack 0. Too bad he's working. Oh I can't wait to see his face when he sees the episode."
Terry: "Woof! Woof!"
Russell: "Did you get it right pal?"
Terry: "I want to be on the Smole one day just like my owner!"
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Earl: "They'll be back soon. I wonder what it's like to roam free. I'm tired of being a servant. I want to lead a life for myself."
Earl: "What's this?"
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Pereditphe: "The litter feels inferior today. It feels rough, like sandpaper."
Pereditphe: "Hmm. There's a piece of paper buried in here."
Pereditphe: "An invitation!"
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Terry: "I'm gonna go find them and demand that they let me on the show!"
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Mister Whiskers: "Lick lick lick."
Nameless: "A house! I don't trust it...but...I've been starving and can't find any food..."
Mister Whiskers: "Hello there. Are you here for the Smole too?"
Nameless: "The Smole? I'm here for food."
Mister Whiskers: "You're at the right place. Come join us as a contestant!"
Nameless: "What?"
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Welcome to the Smole Season 64! The Smole is all about a group of contestants taking part in "missions" to earn points for a "pot". This pot translates into a prize pool that two can walk away with: one is the winner, and the other is the Mole, the one sabotaging these missions. The contestants must take a quiz every time with the (s)lowest scorer being "executed" each time.
But thus far, every single season has been won and played by the Sim-kind. It's time to let our feline, canine and equine friends have a shot at the game. That's right: this season, it's all about the pets!
We have found 8 pets from all around the world and transported them over with or without their guardian's consent.
Our first contestant is Mister Whiskers Kailo, 11-years-old (or 60 in Sim terms).
Our second contestant is Earl Rembrandt, 10-years-old (or 35 in Sim terms).
We have Pereditphe Stworthington III Jr Mitchell, 3-years-old (or 28 in Sim terms).
The first dog of the Smole is Terry Terrier, 2-years-old (or 25 in Sim terms).
The next contestant is Pretteh Dewick, 13-years-old (or 68 in Sim terms).
We have another horse, Duke Oestegas, also 10 years old.
We didn't realise it back then, but we have our youngest contestant Kimberly Brick, at only 4 months old (8 in Sim terms).
The final contestant is a nameless dog we found on the streets. He's about 7 years old (or 51 in Sim terms).
After a brief introduction, the contestants are divided into two teams for their first mission. The first team comprises Terry, Pereditphe, Earl, and Mister Whiskers.
The second team consists of Pretteh, Duke, Kimberly and Nameless. They will take part in a relay race around Appaloosa Plains. They will earn 50 points if they finish within 30 minutes of one another, all or nothing. The winning team will get a team exemption.
Pereditphe: "I cannot believe we are going to have a group exemption right in the beginning of the season."
Terry: "We need to start off strong if we want the exemption! I'll volunteer!"
Mister Whiskers: "I'm too old for this."
Terry: "Then you be last!"
Earl: "I think I can be first. I'm faster than you."
Terry: "Are you sure about that?"
Mister Whiskers: "We're all sure. My vote is for him to be first."
Pereditphe: "Do you really think you can outrun a horse? Look at you and look at him."
Terry: "Fine, then I'll be second. Don't mess up."
Earl: "I've never let anyone down."
Pereditphe: "I suppose that leaves me with third."
Pretteh: "Why the hell are you so tall?"
Duke: "I'm a horse. I can't help it."
Pretteh: "You don't need to be so loud!"
Duke: "Sorry."
Nameless: "I'll run the whole race myself."
Duke: "Sadly that's not allowed. I think the last leg is the most important. If we fall behind in the first few legs, I can make up for it in the final sprint."
Pretteh: "Sounds great. I'll go first then."
Nameless: "If we end up falling too far behind then there's nothing you can do."
Kimberly: "Maybe...maybe you can be second? To keep us on track?"
Duke: "That sounds like an important role. I'll do it."
Nameless: "No I'll take second."
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"On your marks...get set...go!"
Earl takes an early lead!
Pretteh: "Ah, he's too far ahead. There's no use in me trying so hard."
Earl: "The equestrian center! I'm almost there."
Terry: "I hear something."
Terry: "LOOK OUT!"
Earl: "AAAAHHH!"
Earl: "Whew that was a close one."
Nameless: "Are you tryna kill us?"
Earl: "Sorry. I'm used to someone reining me in."
Terry: "I'm still alive so that's all that matters. My turn now."
Nameless: "Where the hell is that old cat?"
Terry: "Daily runs with Russell have trained me for this."
Terry: "Ooh butterflies."
Terry: "Come here you!"
Nameless: "What are you staring at?"
Jazlyn: "Woof? Woof woof."
Nameless: "That's right. Keep on walking."
Pretteh: "Oh they're right up ahead. I should look like I'm trying."
Nameless: "What took you so long?"
Pretteh: "I'm an old cat."
Pretteh: "I used all my energy for the week. If you think you can do better than you do it."
Nameless: "I will! I knew there's no trusting others."
Terry: "Aw, they flew away. Now what was I doing?"
Terry: "Oh yes. The race!"
Nameless: "If I want to win I need to find a shortcut."
Pereditphe: "Ugh, the outdoors is so dirty and disgusting. Do you have fleas?"
Kimberly: "No?"
Terry: "Where are they? I can smell them faintly."
Terry: "I'm here! I'm here!"
Pereditphe: "Are you sure you don't have fleas? Because I hear something buzzing."
Terry: "Dude, don't worry about that! Just go!"
Pereditphe: "Fine. I'm going."
Kimberly: "That's not very fast."
Terry: "Go faster Pereditphe!"
Pereditphe: "Don't rush me and don't call me Pereditphe!"
Kimberly: "Isn't that her name?"
Nameless: "I made it. Now go!"
Kimberly: "I'm going! I'm going! I'll do everyone proud!"
Pereditphe: "I hate running. I hate the outdoors."
Kimberly: "I think I can hear and smell her! She must be close by!"
Duke: "I hear something."
Mister: "I don't."
Kimberly: "TURBO MODE!"
Duke: "Do you think dinosaurs are real?"
Mister: "They are. They lived many years before us. I heard chickens are descendants of dinosaurs."
Duke: "Really? Wow, you're so smart."
Pereditphe: "I'm almost there at last. Never do this to me again."
Kimberly: "I'm tired...and hungry....I miss my family...but I must keep going. I can't let them down!"
Pereditphe: "I need a nap."
Mister Whiskers: "I took a cat nap while waiting."
Mister Whiskers is off! Can the other team catch up and turn the situation around?
Duke: "KIMBERLY! WHERE ARE YOU?"
Mister Whiskers: "That sign...it looks familiar. Like I've seen it before...oh, in one of my dreams. I remember running towards a sign like this in my dreams too."
Kimberly: "Almost there..."
Kimberly: "Almost there..."
Kimberly: "Almost there..."
Duke: "This was a mistake."
Kimberly: "I did it! Go go go!"
"Congratulations Mister Whiskers. You and your team have arrived first, so you're getting the exemption."
Duke: "I need to make up for lost time."
Duke: "I'm here!"
Duke: "I made it!"
Duke: "Darn it. You're already here. I didn't see you at first."
"Good job to both of you and your teams. Mister Whiskers arrived first so Duke, your team doesn't get an exemption, but you may still get some points. Mister Whiskers crossed the finish line at 8.57pm."
"Duke, you crossed the finish line at 9.27pm. Just a few seconds slower and you'd have earned nothing."
Mister Whiskers: "That was a close one."
Duke: "At least we earned points."
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Pot: 50/50
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Legs:
1. Earl / Pretteh
2. Terry / Nameless
3. Pereditphe / Kimberly
4. Mister Whiskers / Duke
