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9 Seasons of the Smole have passed…

Over 4 years have passed….

Now….

It’s time for….

The Smole, Season 10!

This season, 8 familiar contestants will try to win as much points as they can for the pot via missions, where the points will be multiplied by 1000 to become the amount of money they earn. Of course, only 1 will take it home. As you all know, amongst them is the Mole, out to sabotage and deceive, so that he/she can earn money too. After every mission, contestants have to take a quiz on who they think the Mole is. The one with the lowest score is eliminated, and this continues until there are 3 players left: 2 genuine ones, and the Mole---

Wait a minute! This season’s Mole isn’t that lucky anymore! The Mole now also has to take a quiz on who he/she suspects will leave first. So if he scores the lowest among the 8, he/she will leave. No new Mole will be picked, meaning to say that any of the executed players could be the Mole. But if they’re gone, it just makes things a whole lot harder…

So, who are the familiar faces?

From Sunset Valley, Christopher Steel, 32!

From Twinbrook, Amy Bull, 24!

From Bridgeport, Tom Wordy, 45!

From Appaloosa Plains, Imogen Pelly, 27!

From Starlight Shores, Charlie Ray Buckshot, 65!

From Moonlight Falls, Helen Hall, 59!

From Isla Paradiso, Guillermo Ichtaca, 41!

And also from Isla Paradiso, Matteo Torres, 22!

If you’re wondering why there are 2 from Isla Paradiso, it’s because a certain professor (*ahem*Billy Jean Sparks) was unable to make it to Isla Paradiso, saying that planes kept crashing. Which was true, if not this would have taken place in all the vacation towns instead of Isla Paradiso, the closest thing to a holiday spot. And also, The Smole is not shown in Riverview. Can you believe that? We’re writing an appeal as this show starts! Which by the way, should start any moment now…

Gosh Imogen! We've only just got here and you’re involved with another man already?

Guillermo: “Better put this to silent mode before I surrender it. Woah, was that a ghost that just impregnated Ms. Pelly?”

Amy: “Oh my god! Is that child star Imogen Pelly? I grew up watching you! And Tom Wordy? OMGOMGOMG! I listened to your music growing up!”

Imogen: “Hey, we’re not that old!”

Tom: “And my first album was only released like 2 years back. Are you sure you’re above 18?”
Imogen: “Never ask a woman her age, dummy!”

Tom: “Never talk to a celebrity like that, woman!”

Imogen: “Did you forget I’m one too?”

Well, since she refused to go for an abortion, we got her to give birth to it and then kill it with fire.

Just kidding, we gave it up for adoption.

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While everyone admires their photos, here is the first mission. The contestants will answer a quiz on previous seasons of the Smole. There are altogether 10 questions, each worth 20 points, so this is worth 200 points altogether. The 20 points are split up into 4, as 4 players will answer at a time, so every player that gets a question right earns 5 points technically. Those who answer wrongly will be eliminated and another player will come up. The last one remaining earns an exemption.

Oh, and to make it more fun to watch, eliminated contestants will be given a little “nudge”.

“First question: Who was the Mole for Season 2?”

Christopher: “Erm….Charity McProsper?”

Tom: “That’s Season 3, you dimwit! Season 2 is Mei Leow!”

Imogen: “Mei Leow.”

Guillermo: “That African-Asian lady, Mei Leow.”

“And there goes Christopher! 15 points are added!”

Imogen: “Gosh, I can’t imagine just falling into the water like that! That’ll be embarrassing!”

Next to join is Charlie Ray Buckshot.

“Question 2. How many females won the Smole so far?”

Guillermo: “This one’s easy. Fiona, Diana, Taylor, Kay…that’s 4!”

Imogen: “A pathetic 4…which is why I must win this for us ladies!”

Tom: “Because men rule. 4.”

Charlie: “Obviously I’m going with 4 too.”

“That’s right! Third question. How many times did the Mole take place in Sunset Valley?”

Charlie: “Gosh…7?”

Tom: “I don’t really watch this stinking Mole so I’m going with 1.”

Imogen: “Let me count…Season 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8...oh that’s 6!”

Guillermo: “6?”

“The correct answer is 6, so both Charlie Ray and Tom are out.”

Imogen: “This is so scary.”

“Question #4 with Amy and Matteo: did the Mole of Season 6 wear boots?”

Matteo: “Yes?”

Amy: “Yes, duh! Boots are so in!”

Imogen: “Yes!”

Guillermo: “I think yes.”

“That is correct. The Mole of that season, Angelica Gerria, did indeed wear boots. The 5^th question is: what was the house the contestants of Season 1 lived in?”

Amy: “Er… it’s the Wolff Mansion!”

Imogen: “You mean Lone Wolff Manor.”

Guillermo: “They mean the same thing. It’s that sole mansion previously occupied by the Wolffs, with some refurbishing.”

Matteo: “Like real! It’s that sleazy woohooium hotel!”

Imogen: “What?”

Guillermo: *chuckles*

Amy: “Wow. Get your mind out of the gutter!”

“Yes, it’s Lone Wolff Manor, meaning Matteo is out.“

“Now let’s invite Helen Hall, the last player on this platform. Q6: What was the last name of the first executed player in Season 9?”

Helen: “I’m pretty sure it was Goppud. I watched last season very closely to find out more about ghosts. Obviously Hossan wasn’t a very good representation.”

Amy: “I’m hungry so I want to forfeit…Elephant!”

Imogen: “Suit yourself. I’m going with Goppud.”

Guillermo: “Goppud.”

“There goes Amy!”

“It’s down to you 3. Question 7. Was the runner-up in Season 5 a male or female?”

Helen: “Season 5? Didn’t really catch that…female?”

Imogen: “Oh, that was where the players returned! It was male!”

Guillermo: “If I recall correctly it was Apollo Bloom, so it was a male. I remember because I was shocked he was in.”

“Helen is out!”

“It’s down to you 2.”

Imogen: “I will win the money, the fame, the success, the glory, the exemption , the…”

“Question 8 is about the mission that was played the most number of times.”

Guillermo: “Hmm…I think it was that Deal or No deal one.”

Imogen: “I agree. Deal or No Deal. It was played thrice.”

“Both of you are correct! It was “Deal or No Deal”, played in Season 2, 3 and 5! Now, Question 9! Who was the Mole of Season 7?”
Guillermo: “Season 7? Timothy Foyer!”

Imogen: “Um…let me think….no, it was Dolly Skella!”

“Guillermo you are….wrong!”

Guillermo: “I’ll jump yourself, thank  you very much.”

“You’ve won the exemption Imogen, but can you answer that last question? Which season did Diana Blanche come in 1^st?”

Imogen: “Who’s Diana Blanche? Season 1?”

“That is unfortunately….





































































wrong. Altogether, you have earned 115/200 points.”