Towards the end, some clean…
…some watch…
…and some dance.
Q1: How old is the
Mole?
A: 30
B: 34
C: 40
Q2: What hair colour
does the Mole have?
A: Black
B: Brown
Q3: Does the Mole
wear a skirt or pants?
A: Skirt
B: Pants
Q4: Does the Mole
wear accessories on her head?
A: Yes
B: No
Q5: Which room does
the Mole sleep in?
A: Murphy Room
B: Dull Room
Becky: “…Do I have to? Alright…That evil, dastardly Gretchen
Hertfordshire…she reeks…of suspicion. She pretends to read…her
journal…but…she’s lying. Like in the last mission…she…she…tried to sabotage.
But she failed…she likes to blame everything on me…doesn’t that scream guilty?
She’s the pot calling the kettle black…
Sue May however…also fishy. She pretended to be nice…then
betrayed everyone’s trust…and sent those who trusted her home…she has many
games up her sleeves…figuratively…she likes to sabotage…she is hard to
predict.”
Q6: In Mission 10,
which car did the Mole take?
A: Blue
B: Grey
Q7: In Mission 10,
did the Mole drive?
A: Yes
B: No
Q8: Who died by fire?
A: Joshua Kaiser
B: Hector Lorzo
C: Walter Fleur
D: Helen Kimchabor
E: Chester
Chesterfield
F: Elena Crane
G: Fanny Garter
H: Terrence Daniel
I: William Hanes
J: Kimberly Flanning
K: Leonard Windsor
Q9: Who is most likely
to die from overexhaustion?
A: Joshua Kaiser
B: Hector Lorzo
C: Walter Fleur
D: Helen Kimchabor
E: Chester
Chesterfield
F: Elena Crane
G: Fanny Garter
H: Terrence Daniel
I: William Hanes
J: Kimberly Flanning
K: Leonard Windsor
Q10: Who is most likely
to die by fire?
A: Joshua Kaiser
B: Hector Lorzo
C: Walter Fleur
D: Helen Kimchabor
E: Elena Crane
F: Fanny Garter
G: Terrence Daniel
H: William Hanes
I: Kimberly Flanning
J: Leonard Windsor
Gretchen: “What a weird quiz. Anyway, does anybody think
that Sue May is weird? She’s cunning, evil, manipulative and can put on a show.
That’s perfect Mole criteria. She likes to play many games and try to sabotage,
like during the showroom mission, where she got 0/9 correct. Blasphemous! She
uses reverse psychology, trying to get everyone to think she’s the Mole…I
think.
Becky BBBB is a wh***. She should be called Becky BBBB****. I mean, she doesn’t even do much in
the game! How can she last till today? The only reason is because she’s the Mole!
I know her. She pretends to be demure and nice, fooling everyone, but deep down
she’s an evil s***! She stole my fiancé! SHE STOLE MY BUCK! HEY, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING WITH THAT CAMERA!?”
Q11: Who will die of
old age first?
A: Joshua Kaiser
B: Hector Lorzo
C: Walter Fleur
D: Helen Kimchabor
E: Chester
Chesterfield
F: Elena Crane
G: Fanny Garter
H: Terrence Daniel
I: William Hanes
J: Kimberly Flanning
K: Leonard Windsor
Q12: Who is the Mole
closest to?
A: Leonard Windsor
B: Chester
Chesterfield
C: Terrence Daniel
Q13: In Mission 10,
in which order did the Mole first do the mission?
A: 1st
B: 2nd
C: 3rd
Q14: Who did Leonard
Windsor last choose as the Mole?
A: Gretchen
Hertfordshire
B: Sue May
C: Becky Beaker-Baker
Barker-Becker
D: Leonard Windsor
Q15: Who is the Mole?
A: Gretchen
Hertfordshire
B: Sue May
C: Becky Beaker-Baker
Barker-Becker
Sue: “This is mandatory? Okay then. Did anyone mention how
Becky BBBB is so quiet, such that nobody knows her? She keeps under the radar,
a low profile, so that she’d be invisible and the others will not think her as
the Mole. She pretends to be sweet but she stole a fiancé, so surely that shows
how deceptive she can be. It’s not like she hasn’t sabotaged. She doesn’t even
try to redeem or justify herself. It’s like she doesn’t even care because it
doesn’t affect her since she’s the Mole!
However, there is Gretchen Hertfordshire. She is aggressive.
She is tenacious. She looks like she worked hard to get here. However, on
closer inspection, maybe it’s a façade. She wants others to think she got her
by merit so they wouldn’t think she’s the Mole! And she actually spends more
time fighting with Becky than really playing the game. She has had her fair
share of sabotage, so she’d make a greater Mole.”
“Welcome to White-Door Ampitorieum (pronounced
M-P-tor-rium), the venue for the finale of the Smole, Season 19! Let us usher
in all our dead contestants and watch them revive before your very eyes!”
“Firstly we have our favourite explorer Fanny ‘Ashley’
Garter!”
Fanny: “Gosh I hate my name.”
“Following her (like a stalker) is resident cowboy William
Hanes!”
William: “Howdy y’all!”
“Next, our first to double execution victims Kimberly
Flanning and Hector Lorzo!”
Kimberly: “Stupid Mole.”
Hector: “I’m ready for some action!”
“After that is Walter Fleur!”
Walter: “I knew I shouldn’t have bothered signing up. Wasted
all my time just dressing up for this fancy-schmancy occasion. It’s not like I
get anything from it.”
“In 9th place is Elena ‘Ellen’ Crane!”
Elena: “I’d bring my camera but the production crew didn’t
allow that. Said they have it all covered.”
“That we do.”
“The first row is filled. Look at how excited they are.”
“Next up is Joshua Kaiser!”
Joshua: “Go big or go home. I was aiming for the former but
was forced to do the latter. Get ready for my lawsuit. I heard you tried to
burn down my replica house and cursed me to death.”
“Er…the ones who did that are Helen Kimchabor and Chester
Chesterfield!”
Helen: “I am honoured to be a part of this grand festivity.”
Chester: “Say what now?”
“In 5th place is Terrence Daniel!”
Terrence: “If she’s not the Mole, then the other she must be
the Mole! I’ve got it all figured out!”
“And missing out just by a bit is Leonard Windsor!”
Leonard: “I can’t wait to create some memories together.
Assuming you all would like to keep in touch after this.”
“As always, we shall watch how the contestants sabotaged and
gobbled up those points like a ferocious, vicious cowplant.
Mission
- Becky, Walter, Fanny and William failed the mission.
William and Fanny have
given up!
Becky: “Too hard.
Forget it.”
Walter: “I’m hanged.
What kind of word is this?”
2. Gretchen, Sue, Kimberly, William and Walter were unable to
complete their anagrams. Among them, William and Kimberly only managed to get
one of the two anagrams solved. Gretchen was eager to give up.
3. Leonard broke the chain, allowing Terrence to advance. Ellen
broke the chain, allowing the disliked Helen at that point to advance. Hector
broke the chain, allowing Sue to advance. Gretchen broke the chain, barely
achieving points for the group and allowing her enemy Becky to advance. Joshua
tried to throw his team off right from the start by saying a filthy word, which
could cost points. In the final round, Becky repeated a number, allowing Helen
to win the exemption and costing that round’s points.
Joshua: “That idiot
Hector. I don’t really mind giving it to a babe like Sue and she is real good,
but I wanted that exemption. At least let me fight for it. Aggressively. Heh.
I’m surprised she wasn’t grossed out when I started off with cum.”
Helen: “This old man,
he played five, he played knick-knack on my hive, with a knick-knack
paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.”
Becky: “This old man, he
played five, he…”
Helen: “Dear, I said
five.”
Becky: “Oh.”
“And Helen wins the
exemption, three times in a row! Impressive! 4 out of 5 rounds made it past 10,
so 40/50 points, or 220/320 points are added…”
4. Helen survived the sabotage, thus losing points even though
Terrence had failed.
Helen succeeds!
5. This is where things went downhill. Gretchen first started
off by trying to mislead Joshua into thinking in the wrong direction, which he
did. He only got one room correct, whereas Sue and Chester had a big fat zero,
though they were rewarded with exemptions for that. Becky’s garage was so
devoid of personality that it was hard to guess who built the garage. Sue
deliberately threw many off by building a bedroom that seemed like what Helen
would build. Becky further propagated this. Terrence’s library was not that
easy to guess frankly. Joshua also sabotaged by building a horribly-designed
kitchen so that nobody could guess his room. Gretchen copied the house’s living
room so nobody could tell who built it.
Joshua: “This must be
built by a male because there are urinals.”
Gretchen: “And so a
female can’t build it? She’s clearly trying to fool stereotypical, sexist
idiots like you.”
Joshua: “Say that
again!”
Gretchen: “Eww, don’t
flash at me!”
Joshua: “Suck it,
b****.”
Helen: “This room so
dark and blank. Only two car spots here.”
Leonard: “Well, an
interesting bedroom. It looks Japanese. I think Helen built this. What do you
think Becky? Come on, answer me.”
Helen: “This room so
bright!”
Leonard: “Gosh this
room is gaudy. Hey, a stereo!”
Joshua: “Heh. Clearly
someone was trying to mess with you. We’ll never be able to guess this.”
Sue: “Someone here was
trying to copy the living room back at the house.”
Helen: “Yes.”
Sue: “This guy is evil.”
Leonard: “This room is
weird. Is it a dining room? It looks Japanese too. I think we were fooled! Who
could have built this room?”
Becky: “Sue?”
Leonard: “Huh? Sue?
Did you say Sue? Hmm….possible. I suppose she’d try to make it look very Asiany
but not Chinesey.”
6. The only points were earned when Helen beat Leonard and Sue
beat Joshua.
7. Becky refused to tell the others anything. She also
destroyed evidence by sitting on a burnt chair. Chester also potentially
damaged evidence by using the bath. Nobody noticed the lights, the burnt doors
or the wax in the kitchen. Gretchen and Becky fought, causing them to waste
time. Terrence actually self-sabotaged by asking Helen to play the questioning
of the suspects while he was reading the case file, causing him to be unable to
concentrate and analyse it thoroughly. Leonard didn’t contribute much. Sue was
eager to tell everyone the sabotages Becky had done. Pretty much everyone did
not share vital information. As a result, few came close to the actual
occurrence. Sue even gave an absurd theory involving grenades.
Sue: “Becky, I don’t
think it’s a good idea to sit on evidence…”
*chair breaks*
Becky: “…Oops…”
Sue: “Great. You
destroyed it. You really are trying to sabotage, aren’t you?”
Sue: “I just want to
say this: bad choice for a kitchen. Wood? In a kitchen? Seriously? Now, as I
was going to say, Becky just refuses to say anything. I ask her but she doesn’t
reply. I have to stop and look up to see what she’s doing and what she’s found.
Like when we entered and she looked at Joshua’s past achievements, she didn’t
say anything. She also just sneakily entered the kitchen without telling
anyone. Well, so did Chester, but he’s innocent.”
Gretchen: “B****, how
dare you leave without me knowing!”
Sue: “Gretchen, don’t
worry. You were still trying out the phone so I followed her in to prevent her
from doing anything.”
Gretchen: “Thankfully
there’s you, Sue.”
Sue: “But…she broke
some evidence. She sat on a chair and broke it.”
Gretchen: “You fat
*****! How dare you try to sabotage! You are the Mole, I just know it!”
Terrence: “Hey, I
didn’t realise there was something there. I need to take a closer look. Oh!
It’s information about Joshua Kaiser!”
Helen: “This is the
people? The…suspense? Suspeks? Suspects?”
Terrence: “Let’s
listen to them Helen.”
Sue: “Goby must have
killed Joshua, I think. He probably brought a grenade and exploded the place or
something. Gah, I don’t know! He’s the only one with anything relevant to this
case! He probably brought a gun to shoot the place to produce smoke! Okay, the
grenade one sounds better. I’m sticking with that.”
8. None of them lasted 24 hours. Becky gave up the fighting
chance to earn the last few points possible for that mission.
Becky: “I’m not going
to sacrifice myself any more for the team since they don’t for me.”
0/50 points have been
earned, the pot now having 475/980 points. It’s not looking good.
9. Becky was so soft the others couldn’t hear her. Nobody
really helped any other player. Sue was the only one to earn any points in this
mission.
10. Gretchen, Becky and Sue were fighting over who was the most
trustworthy to do the mission. Sue tried to get the mission to fail without her
putting much effort into it by getting the others to have a go so that it would
seem as if she didn’t have a part to play in the sabotage. She seemed uneasy
about earning bonus points. Becky’s attempt to be systematic resulted in some
redundancy and wasted chances. Gretchen locked in an answer without discussion.
Becky: “…Lousy.”
Sue: “Are you trying
to jeopardise our chances, Gretchen? There’s no need to Mole around now.”
Gretchen: “Well,
sorrreeee for trying. Why not you give it a go if you think it’s so easy?”
Sue: “I just might.
Pink, Green, Red.”
Becky: “…Green,
green….green.”
Gretchen: “See what
she’s done? You b****, don’t make me slap you on live television!”
Sue: “Very funny,
locking in the answers without discussion.”
And that sums up the sabotages!”
“You all went wrong when answering the quizzes.”
Chester: “You bet. I think I clicked on a wrong option by
accident, causing my downfall.”
“The three damsels are locked up in these rooms. They are
very distressed.”
“It is now time to answer a very important question. Which
one of them is the Mole?”
“The final three are given keys. Only one of the doors will
open. That door will reveal to all who the Mole is. Are you ready?”
Kimberly: “What?”
Hector: “Shocker!”
Walter: “You can say that again.”
William: “Haha. She reminds me of my wife. Cunning.”
“The Mole is…”
“…Becky Beaker-Baker Barker Becker!”
Becky Beaker-Baker Barker-Becker did well this season. She
was so quiet and mysterious nobody could really put a finger on her and her
status. She never tried to justify her actions but many attributed that to her
personality. Her sabotages were rarely subtle but it was thought to be too
obvious to be sabotages. In a last bid attempt to throw others off, she tried
to seem like the only one who wanted to win the bonus mission, even though it
was detrimental, as she was confident that the others would ruin things.
Unfortunately it failed. She didn’t need to sweat it too much however, since
all of you played a part in awarding her points. Tentatively, she has earned
420/1000 points, or 420,000 Simoleons!”
“Only two ladies remain. Who’s the winner and who’s going
home with nothing?”
“They have been given another key. This key will open the
winner’s door.”
“The winner…”
“…Of the Smole, Season 19 is…”
“Sue May!”
“Sue May has played an excellent game this season. From the
start, she tried to control every single contestant in the household using her
charm, charisma, angelic disposition and beauty. Her only flaw was that she
sent others in the correct direction by accident, causing many except her to
choose Becky as the Mole. When she realised the error of her way however, she
kept a cool head and attempted to mess with the others’ minds even further,
even deciding to reveal her true self to send others into panic and think
whether they were the Mole. Unfortunately Terrence’s execution made the others
sure she was not the Mole, but she still gave it a shot, tricking Leonard and
attempting to create confusion in Gretchen. She deserves it. You tentatively
win 580/1000 points, or 580,000 Simoleons! Tell us your feelings.”
Sue: “You summed my strategy up pretty well! I’m glad and
relieved that I won. All of you are fools, I must say, for letting me bewitch
you. Of course, I must admit Becky’s quite a good Mole. I didn’t think of her
at first and was originally fooled by Helen’s prowess. Gretchen did of course
make things difficult and I did have to worry, though not too much, because I
believed she was onto Becky longer than I was. I plan to use the money to buy a
new car.”
Becky: “…I want to buy some…jewellery. Being a Mole…was
stressful…but I pulled through…I just avoided contact and….communication with
others…I am glad all this is over…because of how Gretchen and Sue treated me. I
felt so upset….but I had nobody to turn to…I guess you’re alone in the game,
especially when you’re the Mole…and I am upset about the bonus
mission…sigh…please don’t believe Gretchen’s lies however. You all have seen
how cruel she is…”
Hector: “Well, it comes as a shock indeed that the Mole is
Becky! Least expected that! I thought it was Sue!”
Helen: “I am glad I was removed before Sue revealed herself
to be bad. Otherwise I will be very confusing.”
Chester: “It’s unfair! How come I chose Becky and I was
out!”
“Because so did most others.”
Chester: “I believe Sue didn’t!”
“Her victory did partly depend on luck…and exemptions.”
“Before we forget, let’s let out our runner-up of the
season. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Gretchen Hertfordshire!”
“Gretchen Hertfordshire is a smart woman. Originally she
planned to be professional and not pick Becky ‘just because’. She tried to pick
options that seemed to fit the majority at first. However, due to her prior
knowledge of Becky, she soon caught on that Becky was more than met the eye and
started choosing her. Unfortunately, her arrogance and overconfidence did send
her down the wrong path. She also did start second-guessing herself and that
probably cost her the most.”
Gretchen: “I hate you Sue. I hate you even more, Becky
Beaker-Baker Barker-Becker. I will make sure to ruin your life!”
“Now let us watch the clues.
- Remember the four duck-lamps on the dining table? They’re actually a clue. The four ducks’ beaks/bills are a reference to Becky’s last name. They both share a similarity: They have four Bs. (Beaks/Bills & Beaker-Baker Barker-Becker)
- One of the fortunes in the fortune cookie machine read ‘The Mole is dark’. This is actually referencing Becky’s dark clothes.
- Episode 3-The hidden exemption was given to the one who made it to 40. 40 is Becky’s age.
“And Helen wins the
exemption, three times in a row! Impressive! 4 out of 5 rounds made it past 10,
so 40/50 points, or 220/320 points are added. A hidden exemption was to be
given to the one who made it to 40, but seeing as nobody even made it past
30, nobody gets it.”
- Episode 7-The case file in the morgue had one purple lipstick mark. Becky wears purple lipstick. Unfortunately the only one who touched the file was Terrence and he was not thorough in his analysis.
- Episode 9-The contestants had to visit ‘Funky Monkey Purple Lounge’. The reason it was a PURPLE lounge was because of Becky’s lipstick colour.
The final 4’s next
mission is coming up. They each pick a fortune cookie. Inside will be a number.
They will then head to Funky Monkey Purple Lounge, where they will take
turns reading (based on the number) a portion of the Google translated songs
and seeking help from the other three. When all these are done, they then
proceed to write the name of actual song before translation. Each correct
identification earns 5 points. This is worth 20 points.
- Episode 10-There was a purple-and-black light at the back of the wall. This is a clue to Becky’s iconic colours.
“And that is it!”
“The clues are few this season but it’s not like the
contestants really needed it. This is because Becky was chosen as the Mole 18
times (partially thanks to Sue). As such, 180 points are removed from the
Mole’s pot and given to the winner’s pot. This means that Becky earns 240,000
Simoleons and Sue wins 760,000 Simoleons! Congratulations to both of you,
especially Sue! Your strategy really did pay off in the end. Your mistake
helped you earn more!”
Becky: “…”
“Thank you all for watching the Smole, Season 19. Now, it’s
time to party!”
Leonard: “What’s the time now?”
Terrence: “About 10.30PM. Why?”
Leonard: “What the heck. I don’t care. I want to party till
the sun goes up!”
Walter: “Why must you rascals always block my view of the
television!?”
***
William: “Well, looks like it’s getting late. See ya,
beautiful! I dun mind if you use me over n’ over again, just as long as we keep
in touch!”
Sue: “Erm…let me see…I’m not going to be your mistress nor
do I want to incur your wife’s fury, so FAT CHANCE.”
Helen: “I never really know you very well. Let us make
friends.”
Fanny: “You would have known me better if I wasn’t the first
to be executed!”
Helen: “There, there, it’s all over.”
Leonard: “Bye everyone! I think I really need to get home
now. I had great fun and I shall remember this day forever! Oh, now I’m all
tearing up.”
And that concludes the season! If you are interested,
Gretchen got an average score of 64.2% while Sue got an average of 71.5%
Bonus shot. Funky Monkey Purple Lounge is really bright.
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Contestant
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Epi 1
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Epi 2
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Epi 3
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Epi 4
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Epi 5
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Epi 6
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Epi 7
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Epi 8
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Epi 9
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Epi 10
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Sue May
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(4/Fanny)
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(7/Helen)
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(6/Helen)
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(7/Helen)
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(8/Helen)
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(10/Helen)
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(8/Helen)
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(13/Becky)
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(12/Becky)
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(11/Becky)
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Becky Beaker-Baker Barker-Becker
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Gretchen Hertfordshire
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(1/Joshua)
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(7/Joshua)
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(8/Joshua)
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(5/Joshua)
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(4/Becky)
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(12/Becky)
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(14/Becky)
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(7/Becky)
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(11/Becky)
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(10/Becky)
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Leonard Windsor
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(4/Walter)
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(6/Kimberly)
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(6/Gretchen)
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(6/Gretchen)
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(7/Gretchen)
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(11/Becky)
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(13/Becky)
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(7/Sue)
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(7/Gretchen)
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Terrence Daniel
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(3/Helen)
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(8/Sue)
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(11/Becky)
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(8/Leonard)
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(6/Elena)
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(9/Sue)
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(10/Sue)
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(6/Sue)
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Chester Chesterfield
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(3/Walter)
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(6/Helen)
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(9/Elena)
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(7/Elena)
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(9/Elena)
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(12/Becky)
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(12/Becky)
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Helen Kimchabor
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(1/William)
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(4/Walter)
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(6/Joshua)
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(5/Joshua)
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(7/Elena)
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(12/Becky)
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(10/Becky)
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Joshua Kaiser
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(4/Walter)
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(4/Walter)
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(7/Helen)
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(6/Helen)
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(7/Helen)
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(7/Helen)
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Elena Crane
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(3/Fanny)
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(4/William)
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(6/Chester)
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(6/Chester)
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(5/Chester)
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Walter Fleur
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(5/William)
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(7/Becky)
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(7/Sue)
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(4/Joshua)
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Hector Lorzo
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(2/Gretchen)
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(7/Becky)
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(6/Helen)
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Kimberly Flanning
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(2/Joshua)
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(5/Sue)
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(6/Helen)
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William Hanes
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(4/Terrence)
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(3/Gretchen)
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Fanny Garter
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(1/Leonard)
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*Red =executed, green =exempt, italics =scored the lowest
but safe, black=not in game.
**All quizzes except the first are upon 15. The first quiz
is upon 10.
***For the first two quizzes, whoever Elena picked was
executed.
****Helen surprisingly won the first three exemptions.
