Sunday, 25 January 2015

17.08-I just got a free ride baby!



Q1: Is the Mole male or female?
A: Male
B: Female

Q2: Does the Mole wear a dress or a shirt?
A: Dress
B: Shirt

Q3: Before Mission 4, what did the Mole eat for breakfast?
A: Waffles
B: Mac and Cheese
C: Cereal

Q4: In Mission 4, who was left of the Mole?
A: Tay Swift
B: Taylor Bleu
C: Bernie Thatch
D: Bernice Thatch
E: Dory Neo
F: Jacintha Neo
G: Kiki Springer
H: Mimi Springer
I: Nobody

Q5: In Mission 4, who was in front of the Mole just as they ran?
A: Tay Swift
B: Taylor Bleu
C: Bernie Thatch
D: Bernice Thatch
E: Lysander Harper
F: Viola Striker
G: Dory Neo
H: Jacintha Neo
I: Kiki Springer
J: Mimi Springer
K: Nobody

Q6: In Mission 4, who was behind the Mole?
A: Tay Swift
B: Taylor Bleu
C: Bernie Thatch
D: Bernice Thatch
E: Lysander Harper
F: Viola Striker
G: Dory Neo
H: Jacintha Neo
I: Kiki Springer
J: Mimi Springer
K: Nobody

Q7: Did the Mole take the first or second leg in Mission 4?
A: First leg
B: Second leg

Q8: In Mission 4, in what order did the Mole’s team reach the amphitheatre?
A: 1st
B: 2nd
C: 3rd
D: 4th
E: 5th

Q9: Did the Mole make it to the end in time in Mission 4?
A: Yes
B: No
C: The Mole was in the first leg

Q10: Who is the Mole?
A: Tay Swift
B: Taylor Bleu
C: Bernie Thatch
D: Bernice Thatch
E: Lysander Harper
F: Viola Striker
G: Dory Neo
H: Jacintha Neo
I: Kiki Springer
J: Mimi Springer

***

“This execution works a little differently. The lower scoring member of the lowest scoring pair will be executed, while the other partner gets a free ride to the final 6. This throws a wrench into things, doesn’t it? Well, let’s reveal who will be the first to feel its effects. Which is the lowest scoring group?”







 
Viola and Lysander.


























































































































































Safe!


 

Tay and Taylor.
















































































































Safe!



Jacintha and Dory.






































































































Not safe.
The lowest scoring member is…























































































































Dory.
“Sorry you have been executed. Please pack your bags and leave.”




Dory: “Aunt Jacintha? What just happened?”
Jacintha: “I got a free ride baby! Oh, erm, sorry dear. You have been executed. You have to go now. I’ll distract the cameras to give you some privacy.”

There goes Dory and Jacintha! Who is next?



Saturday, 24 January 2015

17.07-Ew, you smell



The last time on the Smole, 12 contestants went to play “Wheel of Fortune”. 325/400 points were earned and Isaiah and Prissy had a chance to win the exemption but failed to do so. The pot now contained 555/790 points. Unfortunately, they were the ones to have left as well. Who is next?

***



Taylor: “Ugh, I’m just homesick. I want to return to my old countryside and sip tea with my parents and Tay. I need a nap.”


 
Tay: “Ah, what a nice sleep. Taylor, you awake yet? Hmm. I guess not.”


Dory: “Wake up! Ugh, this is tiring.”
Taylor: “What is it?”
Dory: “I don’t remember actually.”

***


Bernice: “You look irritable.”
Taylor: “I woke up in the middle of the night, then slept, then got awoken by Dory for no reason.”
Bernice: “Well suck it up, girl. Now go clean the dishes while I go find a toilet.”

***


Bernice: “Oh my...disgusting!”
Lysander: “Yeah? Boy you smell.”
Bernice: “I haven’t taken my morning shower yet. If you’re going to continue, I’ll leave.”

***



Bernice: “Oh, Viola. You’re here.”


Viola: “Coward.”
Bernice: “Wait! Where are you going? Don’t be rude young lady!”
Viola: “Fine. Let’s take a seat.”


Viola: “So, I heard from Jacintha that you want to join a coalition but are afraid of telling us.”
Bernice: “Do you have to say it publicly?”
Kiki: “I wanted to sit there?”
Viola: “…We accept, but your actions are suspicious.”

***


“GOOD MORNING!”
Bernie: “Ouch!”
“It’s your next mission! It’s a relay race. Five of you, one from each team, will run a race to your partner. The first one to reach the end point wins. Simple as that. Anyone who makes it by 3pm will earn 30 points for the group. First one to reach wins the exemption for the team! This will be the last time you shall earn for the team.”














Mimi: “I was shocked when I heard that. Wasn’t the twist supposed to last the whole season? I’m not sure if I should feel happy or not.”

***


 

“Go!”


For some reason Jacintha lags behind.














Jacintha: “I thought there would be enough time. We were to run to the amphitheatre. That was extremely far! If they ran the whole time they would be tired out. I was not going to be that stupid.”


 
Bernie gives a sprint and overtakes Viola!


The second leg.

***


Taylor: “I’m here Tay!”
Tay: “I’d love to smooch but there’s no time.”
Taylor: “Always so responsible.”
Mimi: “Go sis!”
Bernie: “You have a parasol? Ergh, I don’t have time to argue with you.”


Taylor: “Good luck Tay! Be back soon!”


 
Lysander: “Where is Viola? I’ll never be able to catch up with them like that!”

***


Jacintha: “Finally. Gosh I let them take too much of a headstart! Hey, where’s Dory?”














Viola: “I found Dory wandering around on my way. I decided to mislead her to go back to the house. She got confused enough and went off somewhere else.”


Viola: “I’m here.”
Lysander: “What took you so long?”
Viola: “I managed to distract Dory…”

***


Bernice: “This is tiring. I’ll relax my legs.”
Lysander: “Where are they?”


Kiki: “I’m feeling hungry…no! Must persevere! I want that exemption!”


Tay: “How can you be so fast?”
Kiki: “I do all kinds of exercise? Like chasing guys…”


“Congratulations Kiki! You are the first to reach, and thus the winner of this exemption! It’s 2.30pm. Will Lysander and Bernice make it back in time?”


Lysander and Bernie are running to the end.

***



Lysander: “Wait, am I still the first? That shortcut worked!”


Kiki: “Haha! You got tricked! Ew, you smell.”
Lysander: “You fooled me!”
Bernice: “Huff…at last. I should have worn more appropriate clothing.”
“Lysander and Bernice, unfortunately it is 3.20pm now, so you have failed the mission. Only 60/150 points were earned, making the pot 615/940 points. Kiki and Mimi earn the exemption. Go back and take the quiz now.”


Tay: “Whew! What a workout.”