Tuesday 30 September 2014

14.04-I came in like a wrecking ball


Q1: Is the Mole male or female?
A: Male
B: Female


Q2: Does the Mole’s name begin with V?
A: Yes
B: No

Q3: Which car did the Mole ride to Mission 2?
A: Gold
B: White

Q4: In Mission 2, who was the Mole paired up with initially?
A: Cindy Veer
B: Eden Rock
C: Ella Marie Tremble
D: Julian Tosser
E: Michael Anderson
F: Renne Wynhemma
G: Royston Ketch
H: Venus Ixora
I: Vera Control
J: Victoria Elizabeth Penelope Diurn
K: Viola Striker
L: Violet Magenta Blues


Q5: In Mission 2, did the Mole win the first round or lose?
A: Win
B: Lose

Q6: In Mission 2, did the Mole earn points for the pot at all?
A: Yes
B: No
Q7: In Mission 2, who was the Mole paired up with in the semifinals?
A: Cindy Veer
B: Eden Rock
C: Julian Tosser
D: Michael Anderson
E: Renne Wynhemma
F: Royston Ketch
G: The Mole was out
Q8: In Mission 2, did the Mole advance to the finals?
A: Yes
B: No
Q9: Did the Mole earn an exemption or penalty in Mission 2?
A: Exemption
B: Penalty
C: Neither
Q10: Who is the Mole?
A: Cindy Veer
B: Eden Rock
C: Ella Marie Tremble
D: Julian Tosser
E: Michael Anderson
F: Renne Wynhemma
G: Royston Ketch
H: Venus Ixora
I: Vera Control
J: Victoria Elizabeth Penelope Diurn
K: Viola Striker
L: Violet Magenta Blues

***

“Welcome to another execution ceremony! We have a little surprise in store today. First up, Ella Marie Tremble.”







































































































“Ella, you are…safe!”
Ella: “Well, duh.”

































































































































































































































“Victoria Elizabeth Penelope Diurn, I’m sorry to say that you….are safe….not.”
Victoria: “Ridiculous!”
“Please pack your bags and head to that table.”



“Your thoughts?”
Victoria: “Preposterous! Scandalous! Incredulous! Flabbergasted! Consternation!”
“We get the idea, thanks. We would like to know why you have such a long name.”
Victoria: “It symbolizes true royalty. My mother’s name was Elizabeth, and her mother’s was Penelope. I will come back and win this.”

 
“I’m afraid you may not get the chance to do so, but thank you for joining us.”






































































































“It’s not over yet. Today we have a double execution! Wish you’d work harder, huh? Cindy Veer, you are…safe.”
Cindy: “Oh what a relief!”
















































































































“Eden Rock, I’m sorry to say that you are….safe!”
Eden: “What? Oh, phew. You nearly scared me. Nearly.”
































































































































































“Michael Anderson, you are…safe!”
Michael: “Thank the heavens!”




























































“Vera Control, you are…the next to be executed. I’m sorry.”




“How do you feel?”
Vera: “What a bummer. I’m shocked. I was warming up to everyone. I want to stay longer.”
“What are your favourite songs?”
“Baby by Justin Bieber. He’s adorbs! Also, Friday by Rebecca Black. The tune is so catchy! And don’t forget Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus! I came in like a wrecking ball…”


“And you’re leaving like a wreck. Well, adios!”




Violet: “Well, two of the V coalition left. This isn’t good. But thank god Vera and Victoria left. They are so annoying. Vera loves those songs? Yucks! I guess the V coalition has to be renamed to the III coalition.”


Vera and Victoria Elizabeth Penelope leave! Who will be the next to follow?

Sunday 28 September 2014

14.03-I hate sports

Previously on the Smole, 13 contestants joined. They took part in the first mission which was to create synonyms to the original phrase Violet was given and Venus had to guess the original phrase based on the synonyms. 0/100 points were earned, but a -1 penalty was incurred for Cindy, Julian and Violet for sleeping in the bottom room. However, it was Poppy La Tootie that left. Who will be next?



Contestants are going to the stadium to play table tennis. Whenever the losing player gets 8 points, 10 points are added to the pot. This is worth 100 points. The winner earns an exemption while the lowest scorer in the first round gets a -2 penalty. Will the players be able to catch up or will the Mole score an A again?

Here are the pairings:

Cindy-Ella
Viola-Royston
Victoria-Renne
Violet-Eden
Michael-Venus
Julian-Vera

***

Michael: “What? Sports? I hate sports!”


The first three get started.


Ella: “Impossible. I command your to lose to me, slave!”
Viola: “Ignore her, Cindy! She’s just cantankerous and sore!”
Ella: “Shut up! I am the queen here!”


Violet: “Go Viola!”
Michael: “Well this is embarrassing, Violet.”


Victoria: “I will not lose to you! I am far more superior to you!”
Ella: “But I’m more superior to you!”
Renne: “You guys are annoying and self-absorbed.”

***

Here are the scores. Looks like Viola is doing well.

Cindy: “I missed!”
Ella:”Go pick up the ball, slave.”

Michael: “Boo Viola you’re losing! I hate sports!”

Cindy: “Concentrate, Cindy…”

***
Everyone is catching up!

Royston’s gotten a ten!
Viola: “This sucks.”
Royston: “I won, slu—“
“May the next two get ready.”
Royston: “Stop interrupting me, fu—“
“Where are Violet and Eden?”

Score: 5-11

Cindy: “I won!”
Ella: “This game is rubbish anyway. Hurts my back.”


Score: 7-11. So close!



Victoria: “I lost? Impossible!”
Renne: “You so-called queens are over-your-head.”

Score: 8-11. They earn 10 points.

They’re up. Just need to go find Julian and Vera who may have wandered into the stadium…


Michael: “Woah! Don’t scare me!”
Ella: “Yes. Tremble at my feet, mortal!”

***


Current scores.



Ho! An 8!

10 points are added since both players have reached 8 points.

Eden wins! 

Score: 9-11.


Violet: “Disappointing.”



Who will win?

Michael: “Amazing!”
Venus: “Nonsense!”

Score: 9-11.

Venus: “I will kill you, Michael Anderson, Mole!”

Royston: “Gotta record in my journal. Venus is suspicious and her nemesis is Michael…she thinks he’s the Mole…”

Finally found those two.
Ella: “Obey my command, mortal!”
Julian: “What? Great, I missed.”
Ella: “I said…”
Julian: “Shut up, old lady.”
Vera: “This is hard…”
Viola: “How do you do it?”
Royston: “I eat a balanced diet, bitc—“
Julian: “Ow! My eye! I call foul play!”
Vera: “Sorry!”


Score: 4-11. Julian wins.


Here are the semi pairings.
Renne-Royston
Julian-Cindy
Michael-Eden


 
Rosyton: “Fu—“
“Eden Rock! Great. Don’t tell me he wandered into the stadium too…”



Julian: “I will not lose to a meek girl. I was the school bully. I always got my way.”


Venus: “So, you enjoy money?”
Ella: “Of course. Don’t you?”
Venus: “I’m a warrior. I care more for survival.”
Ella: “Without money, you can’t survive.”

Royston wins.

 Score: 8-11.

Eden: “Yeah, I went to the café to get some empanada. So what? I’m hungry.”


***



The score is tight! Who will win?


Julian: “I lost. I’m out of here.”

Score: 9-11.


Eden: “Yawn. I won. Piece of cake.”

Score: 9-11.
Eden: “I’m tired.”
Cindy: “I’m willing to play even though I’m starving. Sportsmanship counts.”
“Royston has gone home already, so we’ll declare a joint winner among the 3 of you! Which means 60/90 points are earned, making it a total of 60/190! The lowest scorer, Vera, will get a -1 penalty. Quiz time.”




Cindy: “We won! Eden, Royston and I won the exemption! I feel so happy for all of us. And we made up for last mission’s failure. I pity Vera though. Julian was merciless and scary. So is Ella Marie Tremble. She seems to like picking on me.”