Wednesday 29 April 2015

18.20-Dirtier than the dishes





Natalie: “That exemption should have been mine. You don’t even want to play!”
Roy: “At least I’m more bearable.”
Natalie: “Excuse me?”
Roy: “I don’t know what your boyfriend…Michael, is it, saw in you. You’re manipulative.”
Natalie: “I don’t remember announcing to you my boyfriend or his name.”
Roy: “We have our ways.”


Natalie: “We? Ernest you’re in this too?”
Ernest: “Why do you manipulate her? She’s your best friend!”


Natalie: “What are you saying? You make no sense.”
Roy: “Don’t feign ignorance. We can all tell she’s like your puppet.”
Ernest: “She trusted you! And you’re going to betray her!”
Roy: “You’re dirtier than the dishes here.”

Natalie: “I had enough of this. I will not stand for slander!”

Roy: “I’ve had enough too. It’s no use trying to talk sense into you. Do as you deem fit, Ernest.”


Colette: “Oh I see you’re all down here!”
Ernest: “Oh…Colette! Hi! Fancy meeting you here!”
Colette: “You’re all acting weird. Tammy why are you looking towards the floor?”
Natalie: “Nothing.”



Natalie: “My skin still hurts. I should’ve known better.”

***


Ernest: “Sigh…it’s getting so close. Execution will come soon.”

***


Roy: “I’m ready for this. Does the Mole wear long pants?”
“Yes.”

***


And it’s time for execution! Tonight, one last one will go! Will it be Ernest, Natalie or Colette?


“Natalie Anderson, you are…”








































































































































































































































































“…the last to be executed. Please pack your bags and leave.”
Natalie: “How? Impossible! I couldn’t have gone wrong! The Mole is flipping obvious! I WAS SO CLOSE! Unless…yes, that must be the case.”

The smart Tammy got outsmarted! With her departure, we are ready for the finale!



Monday 27 April 2015

18.19-Skinny dipping in the pool where routing error occurs is so much fun because it's great to annoy people!


Previously on the Smole, the final 5 played a revised version of Musical Chairs, completing an obstacle course until the call to run to the chairs was made. Natalie sat first and earned the exemption and question. Roy was the human shield and he placed second, so the other three were at risk. 90/120 or 420/1380 points were earned. At the execution, Veronica was executed right after Natalie asked the question revealing that she was not the Mole. Who is next? Who is the Mole?

***



Ernest: “Partying by myself is no fun. Where is my company?”


Natalie: “Feeling happy today?”
Roy: “Can I ever? Today’s going to be the worst day ever.”

Colette: “I love playing video games!”

***

It is now time for the mission. Contestants will challenge death. They will participate in potentially fatal tasks and the last to survive and continue doing it will win that round. There are three rounds. The one who wins the most rounds earns the exemption and the chance to ask the last question! For every willing participant each round, 10 points are earned, making this worth 30 points. Will the contestants sacrifice their lives for those points?



The first round: Swim until you drown. Who will take the plunge?


Colette: “Whoops! It’s so slippery!”
Ernest: “All make way!”
Looks like all choose to drown. 10 points earned.


 
Ernest sure is having fun.


Roy: “Are you trying to kill me?”
Ernest: “Oh, sorry, but don’t be such a party pooper.”
Roy: “What’s the use? We’ll all die anyway.”
Natalie: “You realise you got me too right, Ernest?”


 
Natalie: “I’m getting hungry. I don’t want to be a hungry ghost.”
Natalie gives up!


Ernest: “Ok I’m getting tired. Skinny dipping in the pool where routing error occurs is so much fun because it’s great to annoy people!”
Ernest gives up too! Who will win this round?



Roy gives in!
Roy: “I’ll never win so why do I try anyway…”
Colette wins the first exemption!
















Colette: “I’m surprised I won! I’m just…speechless! You wouldn’t expect a nerd like me to win! I thought Ernest would win this!”


Roy: “Ernest!”


 

The second round involves being trapped in a room indefinitely. Is their hunger for the exemption enough to fuel for them to persevere without food?

***


 

Colette: “Who threw us in here?”
Ernest: “Cool! Lights!”
 


The third round might as well start simultaneously. Now they may get food…if they survive the fire.  Who has the fire in their hearts to brave the fire and snag that victory?


Ernest: “Good job for that victory by the way.”
Colette: “Thanks! I thought you would win honestly.”
Ernest: “Have more confidence in yourself!”


Natalie: “I might as well use this mysterious fridge…hey! Where did it go! Where did the counter come from?”


 
Colette: “I’m getting hungry.”


Ernest: “Well this is no fun. Toodles!”
Ernest gives up!


Colette: “Might as well record anything I found.”


Natalie: “I’m too hungry to even touch that pot.”


Roy: “I shall wait because I have nothing else to do in life anyway.”


They’re not allowed to touch the pot. The entire thing is made of metal which is burning hot anyway, so I don’t think they’ll touch it.


Roy: “Oh I’m not going to win. Forget it.”
Roy chooses to give up too!


Colette: “I need to pee!”
Natalie: “Well, go ahead.”
Colette: “But…the exemption…”
Natalie: “I’ll go with you then.”
Colette: “Thanks! Hey, wait, why is she not following behind me…”
Colette is tricked out of the room!


Natalie wins the next round! Another 10 points are earned since all four of them chose to enter the room.


And the third round commences.


Natalie: “I smell something burning….ahh fire!”


Natalie: “There’s a fire here! Guys! Someone! I don’t want the house to burn down!”


Colette: “I heard something.”
Roy: “That’s when you’re delirious.”
Natalie: “Help!”
Colette: “It sounds like Tammy! She must need help!”
Roy: “Don’t be duped by her! Was just now not enough?”
Colette: “Maybe she got stopped because she was left behind even though she wanted to leave with me!”


Well, everyone chooses to go to the fire, so another 10 points!


Roy: “Ernest! I can’t believe you changed your clothes!”


Has someone been engulfed in the flames?


Natalie: “I’m on fire!"


Nathan: “What’s going on here?”
Natalie: “I’m on fire!”
Nathan: “You sure are babe! And you smell too!”


 
Natalie: “I’m not as foolish as to kill myself. I'm too hot.”
Nathan: "Hot damn."
Natalie: "Called a police and a fireman."


Colette: “We’re cornered!”
Roy: “We’re doomed. It’s hopeless.”
Ernest: “Bad idea to move here. Why not you all just give up the exemption to me and then we’ll all be safe!”














Roy: “What does he have on his mind? The exemption, that’s what. I can’t believe he would say such a thing at such a time!”


Ernest: “It’s all being burnt!”
Colette: “I’m so scared I peed my pants!”
Roy: “You’re not wearing pants.”
Colette: “Fine! Bikini!”
Roy: “Why couldn’t you have peed on the flames? I thought you were smart!”


Ernest: “You know what? Forget it. Now that the path to the door is cleared I’m outta here!”


It’s down to Colette and Roy! Will Colette win that exemption, or will Roy finally get his act together and tie?


 

Colette: “Ow! My head hurts!”


Colette: “I know better than to play with death!”


 
Roy gets that last victory! 30/30 points are secured, bumping up the pot to 450/1410! But can they survive it? And who will the ultimate exemption winner be?


Ernest: “I found an extinguisher!”
Roy: “Give it to me! Why are you back in your swimsuit?”
Ernest: “My clothes caught on fire.”

***


Ernest: “Look at it all!”
Colette: “Look at the mess.”
Natalie: “Look at me!”

Roy: “No need to thank me.”


And there goes the room. For actually extinguishing the flames, Roy wins the exemption! Everyone else is considered to have done as poorly as Ernest. This gives the Mole great opportunity. There was no human shield selected this time.