Tuesday 31 March 2015

18.10-Let me slap you



Colette: “Did the Mole ride the purple truck?”
“Yes.”

***



“Another execution ceremony, another executed player. Whose blood does the Mole want to splatter this time?”


“Natalie Andies….









































































safe!”


“Roy Dylan Osthmus…”























































Roy: “Just kill me already. I won’t live forever anyway.”













































































































































“Safe!”
Roy: “What’s the point of rejoicing? In the end the chances of me winning are slim.”




“Bryan King…















































































safe!”


 
“Fern Shone Hu.”
Fern: “Oh boy…please…”




































































“You are…






































































































































safe!”
Fern: “Phew!”




“Melody Thyme…”
Melody: “Zen…”

















































































































































































































































 

“I’m sorry Melody, but you have been executed. Please pack your bags and leave.”
Melody: “Okay.”


Melody: “I have so much pent emotion! I need to vent it on someone! You! Let me slap you!”
Natalie: “What was that for? Don’t be a sore loser.”
Melody: “You accused me of being the Mole, so take that as payback. Ciao all!”

 
Veronica: “I’m still onto you.”














Bryan: “I suddenly feel very afraid. I just witnessed Veronica use me and dupe Melody into being executed! At least, I think it was a ploy. She is one force to be reckoned with. We need to be careful of her.”

Musical Melody calmly left the scene emotionally! What an irony! What other ironies will happen? Does that previous sentence sound lame? Find out next episode!


Sunday 29 March 2015

18.09-You look like you just got raped by the dresser


On the Smole, 11 contestants were given a chance to call back home, but it was bungled when Ernest, Veronica and Melody appeared in the call room at once. 0 points were earned, making the pot 100/580 points. To their shock, Ernest was the human shield, so everyone except him was up the block. The Mole earnestly thought that Nathaniel was a big threat and thus had him executed. Who will be next?



Melody: “I’m fine. Just a fall.”


Melody: “OW! That hurt! Even the elevator is bullying me! I…I can’t stand being in the house anymore!”


Fern: “Wow, you can cook? I could never do that…”
Ernest: “I’m cooking for myself, actually. You guys never asked me to cook for you. I only cook for others when I’m hosting gathering anyway. Great! You distracted me!”
Fern: “Sorry…”
Ernest: “…It’s nothing. I’ll go seek some solace now. It was a nice chat.”

***


Ernest: “I think you and I get along well, so could we form a coalition?”
Vivian: “Well, okay. Let’s keep it secret, shall we?”
Ernest: “Why? I really don’t see the need to do so.”
Vivian: “Do you want to win? If you do, do as I say.”


Ernest: “Wow, all of you are so talented.”

***



Contestants are going off to do the next mission, worth 200 points. Contestants will be playing Whodunnit for the third time. Six of them would explore the house to search for clues as to who murdered the poor Alex Smith. The other four would be investigating in the morgue. They would then congregate and share their findings if they wished to and then go and formulate their theories. 10 points are earned for identifying the correct killer, another 10 for being close to the actual series of events. The closest one will earn an exemption and a question.


These 6 will be investigating the house.
Veronica: “I say we split up. It’ll be too claustrophobic and inefficient if we cluster together like blood clumps.”
Ernest: “Blood clumping is deadly.”


Ernest: “Let’s pair up! I’ll go with Vivian!”
Vivian: “Smart choice!”
Veronica: “I can go with Melody.”
Bryan: “Then I’ll pair up with Fern.”
Fern: “I hope I won’t be a burden to you…”













Bryan: “Fern needs to have more confidence. At the very least though, she isn’t like Roy, spouting negativity everywhere he goes. I really cannot stand that.”


Fern: “Erm, Bryan?”
Bryan: “Yes?”
Fern: “Should we look around in the other room first?”
Bryan: “No need to. Ernest and Vivi will be doing it. I trust them.”
Fern: “They’ll do a better job than I ever would.”


Veronica: “Boy, this is heavy. Mind giving me a hand?”
Melody: “I was about to ask you that.”


Melody: “This thing seems to be jammed…aah!”


Veronica: “You okay there?”
Melody: “Yeah.”
Veronica: "Really? You look like you just got raped by the dresser."



Ernest: “This juice bar does not seem off.”
Vivian: “You seem to be a pro drinker.”


Fern: “This cabinet seems to be missing something. I see a wide gaping hole. They’re all cleaning supplies though, so I think it could be that…I’m not sure, really.”


Bryan: “Alright, nothing out of ordinary in the tap. What are out of the ordinary are the dangerously perched rolls of towels. Alrighty, let’s go to the next room.”



Melody: “What a coincidence.”
Fern: “You sound so nonchalant saying that.”
Melody: “I’m just being calm about it. No need to shriek about seeing the Mole.”
Bryan: “It’s like seeing a ghost.”
Veronica: “Anyone else smell that? It stinks! It’s like some disinfectant and chloroform mixed together!”


Melody: “The Mole, that traitor, right next to me…why are the curtains missing anyway?”


Bryan: “There are three equipment here. I say we use them and test them out.”
Veronica: “Yeah, sure, whatever.”


Bryan: “This bar feels like it hasn’t been touched in ages!”


Fern: “Here goes nothing…the smell seems to be the strongest here.”


Veronica: “Come on Veronica, you can lift that weight!”


Fern: “AAAHHHH!”


Melody: “That must be some evil ploy!”
Fern: “I think so too. This is dangerous to use!”


Melody: “Like someone STABBED YOU IN THE BACK!”
Fern: “Please! Don’t scare me! I’m already terrified by this machine!”


Vivian: “How to be true to yourself…seems like this Alex guy lives a sad life. Maybe the book has some insights to this murder?”

***

 

Bryan: “We’re done, and we’re just waiting for the other side to finish right?”



Veronica: “We are not told who the suspects are. How are we going to solve this dark mystery? While intriguing, it’s unsolvable!”
Fern: “I hope you all don’t mind me speaking, but I think whoever did it must be doing it for the money.”


Vivian: “Hmm…”
Ernest: “Ha! Impossible!”
Vivian: “Why?”
Ernest: “Erm…well, actually it could be possible on closer thought.”
Melody: “No way is that the case here. This house looks so modest and simple. I don’t think Alex Jones is rich.”


Bryan: “Yes, I agree. Heh. Quite a far stretch for this to be true here.”
Fern: “I’m sorry I said it?”
Bryan: “No, nobody blames you.”


Ernest: “Why not we just share what we know? I can’t wait any longer!”
Vivian: “And let’s make a pact not to reveal too much to the other side. They’re very smart.”



Meanwhile,




Colette: “I have some idea on what could have happened, but I need to study this first.”


Craig: “I think I have inspiration for my next movie.”














Colette: “Mr. Gulf hardly did anything constructive, but he said he was in deep thought, trying to process all the information, so I believe him. Why would he lie?”


Natalie: “Guys, I’ve found three clips! Let’s listen to each one.

Heidi-I am Alex Jones’ maid. I cannot believe he died like that! We were very close since he lived alone. I noticed Alex lying on the ground in the mini-gym at 2.15pm when I was going to call him for lunch. Mr. Nettle was there with him.”

Kurt-I am Kurt Nettles, Alex Jones’ trainer. Every weekend we would have an appointment in his house. He wanted to keep fit. I came at around 1.30pm on the fateful day. I took the shortcut through his bedroom and to my horror! I found him dead! He was lying on the ground, near the window! Blood was flowing from him, it was scary!”

Lidya-I am Lidya Seuss, Alex Jones’ neighbour. I do not know Mr. Jones that well other than the fact that he lives alone. I’m a nosey fellow, so he shut the windows and drew the curtains close the whole day so that I could not peep. I remember that on that day however, one of the windows had no curtains and I could see through. I did not notice anything. It was around 2pm when I noticed the curtain-less window.”

I bet one of them is lying.”


Roy: “Poor Mr. Jones. What is the point of living? We are all going to die like him in the end. My condolences…what is this?”

















Roy: “I noticed an autopsy but I did not think it was of any use since we were bound to lose again as we have for the past few missions.”


Natalie: “Funny, nothing like an autopsy or anything to tell us more about him.”
Colette: “Well, I think I still have a theory. Shall we go to the other side now?”

***



Bryan: “Nice of you guys to finally come. What did you find?”
Roy: “A poor dead man!”
Natalie: “3 suspects: Heidi, the maid, Kurt, the trainer, and Lidya, the pesky neighbour. Heidi said she discovered Alex at 2.15pm, Kurt at 1.30pm and Lidya at 2pm. That was all.”
Fern: “But that’s not enough!”
Craig: “What did y’all find?”
Vivian: “We actually didn’t see anything off! It’s like someone cleaned up the crime scene!”














Melody: “I’ve held it in for so long, I need to release it! HOW DARE THEY TRY TO SABOTAGE! Don’t they see how much we’ve lost already? I refuse to believe that they found nothing else other than the suspects in the morgue! Four of them! Good thing we had planned not to share too much with them, or we would be at the losing end!”

The contestants proceed to make their theories-

Natalie: “I have nothing to go on, so I shall say it’s the neighbour Lidya. She probably was a burglar and had been eyeing the neighbouring house for a long time, knowing that he lived alone. One day, she chose to sneak into the house through the window without the curtain, only to be caught by Mr. Jones himself in the gym. In haste, she killed him with a knife she had armed herself with in case.”

Craig: “I’ve seen this so many times before. It’s the maid, Heidi. She wants more pay so she decides to attack Alex from behind while he was doing some exercise, then cleaned the place up, spick and span.”

Roy: “I do not know who it could be. The maid? Yes, I shall make a random guess and say it’s the maid because she did not like her boss, so she beat him with a broom until he died, then tore off the curtains to clean the mess.”


Colette: “I believe Heidi did it. The place was cleaned, right? Only she would have access to it and think of it. I believe she tampered with one of the exercise equipment  and when Alex used it, he injured himself and died from it. Then Heidi cleaned the place up. I’m willing to bet he was close to the window and the blood splattered onto the curtains so she had to remove it and wash it.”


Bryan: “Heidi did it. There was a strong disinfectant smell, as if she was cleaning the place to make it completely spotless. Nobody would go to that extent, especially when that was the only room with the smell. I think while Alex was running, Heidi poured some disinfectant into the treadmill and caused him to fly out the window or something.”


Fern: “I really do not know…Heidi? It’s always the maid if not the butler…erm…erm…she poured disinfectant into the treadmill and caused it to spoil, so Alex injured himself…but he shouldn’t die because of that…oh, she must have then attacked him! How cruel!”


Veronica: “Heidi is the killer. My intuitions tell me so. Heidi did not like her boss so she came very early and tampered with the treadmill, so when Alex used it he hit his head against the treadmill and broke his skull and blood flew everywhere, including the curtains, so she had to clean up.”


Melody: “Heidi is the murderer! The curtains were absent. I think she did something to the treadmill and caused Alex to hit his head on the window. She deliberately removed the curtains so that the impact would be stronger. Then she cleaned up.”


Vivian: “Kurt must have done it! He noticed Alex dead the earliest, and probably did not like working for this customer, so he tore the curtains off and gagged him! Then he went into the bathroom and looked for something to clean up the mess, which is why the place smells so badly. No professional would use that much disinfectant.”


Ernest: “Heidi did it. She killed Alex by pouring disinfectant into his mouth while he was exercising and gasping for breath! I’m right, right?”


The actual events: 

Heidi had the spare keys to Alex’s house. She was also upset because her boss was stingy with the pay rise but was willing to spend a lot on hiring a personal trainer. On that day, she came early and tampered with the treadmill before doing her usual chores. She removed a gear and threw it into the toilet bowl. When Alex woke up and used the treadmill, he flew and hit himself against the wall with the windows, staining the curtains blood-red in the process. He then dropped to the floor, so the blood flowed on the floor by the corner. At 1.30pm, Kurt came in and saw Alex’s body and alerted Heidi, who was laughing inside. She then quickly chased Kurt back while she pretended to call for an ambulance, when in reality she was cleaning up the place with disinfectant, trying to get rid of any stains. There was no hope for the curtains, so she brought them with her as she left to dispose of it, along with the bottles of disinfectant she used up.

All but Natalie and Vivian guessed Heidi, so 80 points are added. Colette and Veronica were closest to the theory so another 20 points are added, totaling to 100/200, or 200/780. Among the two, Colette was closer and so she earns the exemption and the question! The human shield also happened to be Colette, so everyone else is at risk of being executed.



Colette: “I can see the Mole’s reasoning for chooisng me as the human shield, though I don’t like the term. Also, there are so many clues that seems to have been missed! I think the other 6 were hiding something from us. I decided to explore a bit and noticed, the rug on the floor in the gym, the missing curtains, the strong odour and the gear in the toilet bowl. Perhaps I should have been the one to explore the house instead. After much discussion with my coalition members, I have decided on a question.”