Saturday 31 December 2016

27.13-Run into the negative


The last time on the Smole, the final 5 had to perform assigned tasks 5 times without anyone else guessing to earn a secret exemption. Only Miranda earned the exemption, whereas 120/150 points were earned, making the pot 380/900 points. Roy tried too hard (and possibly got punched too hard), leading to his execution. With only one more player standing in the way of the finale, have you figured out who the Mole is yet?

***


Miranda: "I don't know what I'll be doing after the Smole. It's all so fast...I should really focus on doing well here first."


Wilson: "All the quiet mysterious ones are gone. I think this Mole likes the company of others. It's good that that f**** Roy left. He's a big cheater. I wonder how many journals he peeped through?"

***


Wilson: "And check."
Owen: "What? I must admit, you're good at this game. I guess I really haven't seen it all yet."
Wilson: "I'm full of surprises, bud."

***


"Congratulations for making it this far. Your next mission will involve you visiting a  warehouse. There are 11 alarm clocks throughout the warehouse. Each begins with a different starting amount of points. The moment you enter, they will start ticking down. When all clocks have been stopped, whatever the clocks show will be the what will enter the pot. Do note that the clocks can run into the negative, so if you're too slow, you can actually end up removing points from the pot. This is worth 300 points in total, so conversely, if you have more points than that, they will end up as bonus points. Good luck."

***


Wilson: "Hurry up."
"And your time begins."


Miranda: "Jimmy that eager bunny was so far ahead of us. The moment he stepped into the warehouse the clock started ticking. Maybe he's not as pure as I thought."


Miranda: "How shall we do this?"
Owen: "You two take the bottom floor. Jimmy, take the top floor."
Wilson: "I'm not taking orders from anyone. I'm going to the second floor."
Owen: "Fine. I'll take the top. Stop those clocks!"



Miranda: "Don't tell me I have to dig into these barrels. I'm not wearing the proper clothes."


Dorothy: "Aha! This is stopped at 22 points."


Wilson: "I bet that's the one. 15."


Owen: "46 points."


Owen: "Based on experience and gut feeling, those boxes won't be hiding them. I just need to listen out for the ticking sound."


Owen: "I hear something."


Owen: "It's not in these bowls."


Owen: "There we go. 59 points. Excellent."


Owen: "Oh, there's another one. 13 points. Darn."

***


Wilson: "I can't believe they didn't provide us with a crowbar."


Owen: "Jimmy!"


Owen: "One of the clocks is behind those crates!"


Wilson: "Huh?"


Wilson: "Where?"
Owen: "To your left!"


Wilson: "This one says 23 points."


Owen: "Of course they'll hide it here. -11 points? That's way too fast."


Dorothy: "So, all these oil barrels are empty?"
Miranda: "Yes. To think I wasted my time and energy opening them."
Dorothy: "You did a good job. Let us continue searching."


Dorothy: "Okay, time to open this up. Oh, if only I can reach that clock in. Miranda, could you help?"


Miranda: "Where is it? Oh, -26 points. We were too late."


Wilson: "Aurrgh. At last. This is shut tight. Now where is that clock? Nothing here. I'll move on. Oh! Oh, I stopped that one already."


Wilson: "A black one? Is this supposed to be a clock? Meh, won't hurt."


Owen: "So you two are saying it's completely empty down here?"
Miranda: "Yeah, unless they crushed the clocks under those logs."
"And the mission is over. Here is what you have earned:
22 points
15 points
46 points
59 points
13 points
30 points
-11 points
2 points
-26 points
0 points
This tallies up to a total of 150/300 points. One of the clocks is also an exemption, namely the green one, so Wilson earned himself a hidden exemption. The pot now stands at 530/1200 points. The Mole is doing well."




Wednesday 28 December 2016

27.12-Own your own hair


Previously, the contestants had to complete a task five times without the others catching on. Wilson guessed wrongly and could no longer guess. Owen managed to find out what Wilson's task was, but Roy guessed correctly Owen's task too. Owen was later fooled by Miranda, guessing wrongly the second time. It came as a crushing blow to Roy when he was so close, but yet the exemption was just out of reach when Miranda guessed his task, along with Dorothy's. Only Miranda made it out unscathed, fetching an exemption for herself and 120/150 points, making the pot 380/900 points. The odds of the other four leaving have been raised. Who will be the unlucky one?

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Roy: "Where is it? Keep your cool, don't act suspicious. There we go."


Roy: "I wonder who Dorothy suspects. Oh, she seems to be suggesting that Wilson is leading her. I better look for his then."


Miranda: "Do you ever wonder if you could have done more with your life?"


Dorothy: "I don't know. I'm happy when others are happy. I just wished they'd show some appreciation or recognition."
Miranda: "I need more advice. Do you think I should create a startup?"
Dorothy: "Sigh...what can you market?"


Roy: "Where did he hide his journal?"


Roy: "Stay calm, Roy. It's a big risk, but I have to do this."


Wilson: "I think I hear someone in my room."


Roy: "I think there's something in the pillow. How does he sleep on a journal?"


Wilson: "Ahem."


Roy: "Oh dear. My heart is going to pop out. Deep breaths."


Wilson: "What are you doing in my room, and at my bed?"
Roy: "Making your bed."


Wilson: "Unbelievable. You can lie without batting an eyelid. But do you think I'll fall for your crap?"
Roy: "You don't believe me?"


Wilson: "I must be out of my f***** mind to believe you. You must fib a lot. That's why you can remain so stoic about things. Sure you're not a criminal?"
Roy: "Are you insulting my integrity right now?"


Wilson: "Even at a time like this you can keep a straight face and monotonous voice. I must hand it to you."


Wilson: "Are you such a chicken that you're afraid of losing? That you have to resort to snooping around?"


Wilson: "Pssh, you're such a loser. You can't even own your own hair like a man. Look at those white patches on your hairy arm. You pulled those out, didn't you? You're even more hideous now.""


Roy: "YOU!"


Roy: "I won't let you get to me."


Wilson: "I can't stand your f******* face right now."


Roy: "Ow! Did you just punch me?"

Wilson: "You deserved that. Now get the hell out of my room or I'll make you."

***
Quiz time.


Q1: Is the Mole male or female?
A: Male
B: Female
Q2: In Mission 6, what was the Mole's task?
A: Play Rock, Paper, Scissors
B: Shaka Bra
C: Dance
D: Say "I'm an alcoholic"
E: Run up stairs
Q3: In Mission 6, how many times did the Mole complete the task?
A: 0
B: 1
C: 2
D: 3
E: 4
F: 5
Q4: Did the Mole guess correctly in Mission 6 at least once?
A: Yes
B: No
C: The Mole did not guess
Q5: Did the Mole earn an exemption in Mission 6?
A: Yes
B: No

***


Time for another execution. 


"Dorothy Channel, unfortunately..."
Dorothy: "Oh dear. Well, if anyone has to leave, it should be me."




























































































































































"...you are safe."
Dorothy: "Oh, what a relief. But I sympathise with the one who will be leaving."


"Roy Costello."



































































































































































































































"Unfortunately, you have been the next to be executed. Please pack your bags and leave."


Roy: "I suppose I should have seen it coming. Maybe it was information overload. I'm feeling rather calm about this whole thing. I don't know what else to say, so good luck and may the best player win."
Dorothy: "Good luck to you too Roy. Bon voyage."

The calm, insecure Roy has left! Who will be next? Who is the Mole?

***

As usual:


Roy:
1. Owen Front
2. Wilson Richzker
3. Miranda Calsberg
4. Dorothy Channel

Owen:
1. Miranda Calsberg
2. Dorothy Channel
3. Roy Costello
4. Wilson Richzker

Dorothy:
1. Miranda Calsberg
2. Owen Front
3. Roy Costello
4. Wilson Richzker

Miranda:
1. Owen Front
2. Dorothy Channel
3. Wilson Richzker
4. Roy Costello

Wilson:
1. Miranda Calsberg
2. Owen Front
3. Roy Costello
4. Dorothy Channel

Overall:

1. Owen Front
1. Miranda Calsberg
3. Dorothy Channel
4. Wilson Richzker
5. Roy Costello