11.13-Life is like a magic show

Last time on the Smole, the 7 contestants played a simple game of “Concentration”, to which Ellie won and earned herself an exemption. However no points were earned and the pot remained at 550/900 points. Everyone chose to use their exemptions. Lora was executed at the execution ceremony. Who will follow in her footsteps? Who is the Mole?

Rick: “Did I mention the food here is so cheap?”

Jonathan: “Then go make a high-class meal yourself.”

Rick: “I don’t cook. My maid does it for me. You’re awfully bold today. Did you forget nobody is here to help you?”

Jonathan: “...”

Rick: “Say sorry and you’re a midget who deserves to die.”

Jonathan: “I’m a midget who deserves to die.”

Rick: “Good dog.”

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Prissy: “Did you hear ‘Finding Dory’ is going to be out in 2016?”

Rick: “Really? OMG, can’t wait!”

Prissy: “Neither can I! I heard the leading voice actor is lesbian!”

Rick: “I know! I’m like ‘what?’ I heard the turtle’s actually some old man!”

Prissy: “Oh-em-gee!”

Jonathan: “I feel like I should help around the house to redeem myself, even If I did nothing wrong. I don’t know why I’m willing to take Rick’s bullying and insults. I could easily beat him to a pulp. I guess I’m looking for my old me and not wanting to repeat the same mistakes.”

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Contestants are going to the community pool to swim 5 laps in the pool. The first one to finish wins an exemption! Anyone who finishes all 5 laps will earn 50 points for the pot.

Dominica: “I always wondered what rain tasted like.”

Dory: “Hmm…should rain harder.”

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Dory: “This flying fish will win!”

“Ready, set, go!”

 

Prissy: “Hey, you’re swimming into my lane!”

Dory: “No, you are!”

Prissy: “Oh.”

Who’s the first to finish?

Dominica wins!

Dominica: “Yay!”

“Followed by Dory!”

Dory: Yay I win!”

Jonathan: “No you’re 2^nd.”

Dory: “Oh.”

“In third place is Ellie!”

“4^th is Jonathan!”

 

“5^th is Prissy!”

“In last place is Rick!”

Rick: “I blame the oxygen tank.”

“Only the first 4 finished all 5 laps though. Prissy finished 4 laps before getting out while Rick only finished 2. As such, 260/300 points were earned.”

Ellie: “Is it strange that Dominica, the fattest one, can win? She was the slowest at the start! Either she was saving energy, her lung capacity was humungous, or the others slowed down or sabotaged. And really? Pris and Rick are such sore losers! They didn’t even bother finishing the lap! No sportsmanship at all! What I also noticed was something scrawled at one end of the pool…it read ‘always last’ or something. Could that be a clue?”

Contestants get a treat by watching a magic show before heading home.

Des: “Remember, life is like a magic show. Tricks are abound and you don’t know who you can trust and what is real and what is not. You can never really believe your own eyes.”

Ellie: "So true!" 

Dory: “He’s levitating!”

Des: “Thank you!

Terry: “Thank you for that fantastic trick, Magnus the Fantastic. Next up, we have Hydrogen Squared Added to Oxygen, or HSATO for short!”

“Okay guys, time to head home.”

11.12-Just because he's your group member doesn't mean he's not the Mole

Lora: “I miss my Alloy. I’m hoping he’s okay. If you see this Alloy, Lorry still loves you! Muacks! With your spiritual support, I know I’ll do well in this!”

Rick: “…Wait, what am I afraid of? Hax is gone! I can bully Midget however I want!”


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Rick: “Midget!”

Jonathan: “What?”

Rick: “I noticed you have a tattoo. Did something bad?”

Jonathan: “What? No…”

Rick: “Just admit it. Well, even if you don’t, I still know anyway.”

Jonathan: “That wasn’t my fault!”

Rick: “What? Oh, er…yes it was!”

Jonathan: “It was just a mistake! I blame it on Lyde! He’s the reason I got thrown into jail!”

Rick: “Yeah, yeah…wait what?”

Lora: “You went into jail before?”

Jonathan: “Lora, I can explain!”

Lora: “I never knew you were that kind of person, Jonnie.”

Jonathan: “I went into jail because of that Lyde. Remember Samuel Lyde of Season 6? Yeah, that’s the one. We were classmates in high school. He was uber annoying. He was always picking on me and making fun of me, bullying me and changing every single contact on my phone, every single time. Other classmates soon followed suit. I didn’t have a happy time studying. My results were always one of the worst in the class, so that didn’t make it any better. To cut the long story short, I joined a gang, we got into trouble and I got thrown into jail. I want to remove this indelible mark, but I can’t.”

Rick: “That midget went behind bars before? OMG. I better stay away from this kind of person. I knew there was something more to him. Makes him so suspicious. I just need to get everyone to suspect him and know this. I remember Shanice was with him during the fear mission. I bet Jonnie was so outraged that he plotted to get Shanice out! Yes, that must be it! I just need to convince everyone that he’s the Mole! I think I could start with Pris the loudmouth….”

Dory: “I can’t believe you think it’s me!”

Prissy: “What happened over there?”

Domininca: “None of your business.”

Prissy: “Come on! I have to know! We’re in a coalition!”

Dominica: “Can I back out of it? I don’t think I need your help.”

Prissy: “Naw, you need it. I can help you win!”

Dominica: “I’m certain of my Mole.”

Prissy: “Nonsense! Wait till you get executed! In fact, I already came up with a plan! I heard that Jonnie has a tattoo!”

Dominica: “Really? That’s unexpected!”

Prissy: “I know, right? I think he’s very suspicious and I don’t like him. I say that you, Ellie and Dory all use your exemptions! If Jonnie survives, then he’s the Mole!”

Dominica: “Whatever works for you. But it’s going to fail.”

Ellie: “I’m not insane…I’m perfectly fine…I’m not fat. Right Nemo? You don’t think I’m fat too do you? Why are you looking at me like that? I’m fine! I’m normal! I’m not crazy! Stop looking at me!”

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Quiz time! Ellie, Dominica and Dory use their exemptions.

Q1: Is the Mole male or female?

A: Male

B: Female

Q2: Does the Mole wear makeup?

A: Yes

B: No

Q3: How many times has the Mole been in the confession room?

A: Less than 10

B: More than 10

C: 20

Q4: In Mission 6, where was the Mole seated from viewers’ perspective?

A: Left

B: Right

C: Middle

Q5: In Mission 6, did the Mole start off?

A: Yes

B: No

Q6: In Mission 6, was the Mole eliminated?

A: Yes

B: No

Q7: In what order was the Mole eliminated in Mission 6?
A: 1^st

B: 2^nd

C: 3^rd

D: 4^th

E: 5^th

F: 6^th

G: The Mole was not eliminated

Q8: In Mission 6, who was seated to the left of the Mole?

A: Nobody

B: Dominica Kaliton

C: Rick Kenton

D: Jonathan Chauver

E: Prissy Chrissy

F: Ellie Phante

G: Lora Alsee

H: Dory Neo

Q9: In Mission 6, what number was the Mole?

A: 1

B: 2

C: 3

D: 4

E: 5

F: 6

G: 7

Q10: Who is the Mole?

A: Dominica Kaliton

B: Rick Kenton

C: Jonathan Chauver

D: Prissy Chrissy

E: Ellie Phante

F: Lora Alsee

G: Dory Neo


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“Lora Alsee. Prissy Chrissy. Rick Kenton. Jonathan Chauver. Please come out.”

“One of you will be going home tonight.”

Lora: “I’m tired…can’t we do this another day?”

Jonathan: “I just want to go home. I don’t care anymore.”

“Rick and Prissy, you are safe.”

“Lora, Jonathan, one of you will be leaving us tonight.”

Jonathan: “Just let it be me.”

Jonathan: “I’m okay?”

Lora: “Oh great.”

“Sorry Lora, you have been executed. Please pack your bags and head inside.”

“How do you feel about leaving the show?”

Lora: “Disappointed, definitely. Maybe I jinxed it by saying I will do well.”

“What do you think cost you your game?”

Lora: “Distrusting my group members. Rumours were flying everywhere that the Mole was Jonathan. I got affected and put him down. I should have trusted my own group member, just like I did before, even if we’re no longer in a group.”

“What would be your favourite moment on the Smole?”

Lora: “Meeting all these great players and participating in fun missions.”

“Thank you so much for coming on this show, Lora. We hope to see you soon!”

Lora: “Adios! Good luck everyone!”

Deer: “Stupid lady. Just because he’s your group member doesn’t mean he’s not the Mole.”


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Ellie: “Oh Patty, you don’t think I’m going crazy, do you? Maybe I should stop trying so hard. But it’s so hard when you’re alone and all you’re doing is relying on whatever’s flying around the house.”

Dory: “He looks so tired. I wonder what happened.”

Prissy: “Did you forget so quickly? Everyone’s saying Jonnie is the Mole!”

Dory: “He’s the Mole? Why?”

Prissy: “Because he has a tattoo and a criminal record! Woah, when did you wake up?”

Dory: “I think it’s better to rely on your journal for the Mole, even if I forget what I read. Hey, why did you light the fire?”

Dory: “Oh how do I put this out?”

Dory “Here’s hoping it will put itself out…”

Dory: “I’m afraid of fire. On the contrary, I love water! I’m scared of being burnt. It’s terrifying!"