Thursday 31 July 2014

11.13-Life is like a magic show

Last time on the Smole, the 7 contestants played a simple game of “Concentration”, to which Ellie won and earned herself an exemption. However no points were earned and the pot remained at 550/900 points. Everyone chose to use their exemptions. Lora was executed at the execution ceremony. Who will follow in her footsteps? Who is the Mole?


Rick: “Did I mention the food here is so cheap?”
Jonathan: “Then go make a high-class meal yourself.”
Rick: “I don’t cook. My maid does it for me. You’re awfully bold today. Did you forget nobody is here to help you?”
Jonathan: “...”
Rick: “Say sorry and you’re a midget who deserves to die.”
Jonathan: “I’m a midget who deserves to die.”
Rick: “Good dog.”


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Prissy: “Did you hear ‘Finding Dory’ is going to be out in 2016?”
Rick: “Really? OMG, can’t wait!”
Prissy: “Neither can I! I heard the leading voice actor is lesbian!”
Rick: “I know! I’m like ‘what?’ I heard the turtle’s actually some old man!”
Prissy: “Oh-em-gee!”



Jonathan: “I feel like I should help around the house to redeem myself, even If I did nothing wrong. I don’t know why I’m willing to take Rick’s bullying and insults. I could easily beat him to a pulp. I guess I’m looking for my old me and not wanting to repeat the same mistakes.”


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Contestants are going to the community pool to swim 5 laps in the pool. The first one to finish wins an exemption! Anyone who finishes all 5 laps will earn 50 points for the pot.



Dominica: “I always wondered what rain tasted like.”
Dory: “Hmm…should rain harder.”


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Dory: “This flying fish will win!”
“Ready, set, go!”

 

Prissy: “Hey, you’re swimming into my lane!”
Dory: “No, you are!”
Prissy: “Oh.”




Who’s the first to finish?













































































































Dominica wins!
Dominica: “Yay!”




“Followed by Dory!”
Dory: Yay I win!”
Jonathan: “No you’re 2nd.”
Dory: “Oh.”


“In third place is Ellie!”

“4th is Jonathan!”



 
“5th is Prissy!”


“In last place is Rick!”
Rick: “I blame the oxygen tank.”
“Only the first 4 finished all 5 laps though. Prissy finished 4 laps before getting out while Rick only finished 2. As such, 260/300 points were earned.”
















Ellie: “Is it strange that Dominica, the fattest one, can win? She was the slowest at the start! Either she was saving energy, her lung capacity was humungous, or the others slowed down or sabotaged. And really? Pris and Rick are such sore losers! They didn’t even bother finishing the lap! No sportsmanship at all! What I also noticed was something scrawled at one end of the pool…it read ‘always last’ or something. Could that be a clue?”


Contestants get a treat by watching a magic show before heading home.


Des: “Remember, life is like a magic show. Tricks are abound and you don’t know who you can trust and what is real and what is not. You can never really believe your own eyes.”
Ellie: "So true!" 
Dory: “He’s levitating!”


Des: “Thank you!


Terry: “Thank you for that fantastic trick, Magnus the Fantastic. Next up, we have Hydrogen Squared Added to Oxygen, or HSATO for short!”

“Okay guys, time to head home.”

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