Sunday 31 May 2015

19.09-But I am a girl?


Previously on the Smole, 10 contestants went to sabotage one another. Nobody could survive the sabotage except Helen, but 80/100 points were earned, making the pot 300/420. Neither Helen nor Becky earned the exemption, but Joshua did get a hidden exemption. Walter Fleur was glad to be executed, strangely enough. Who shall follow after him?

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Leonard: “Oh, I’m beginning to miss Walter. We could have created many memories…”
Gretchen: “You did the right thing in leaving him alone…unless you wanted to get slapped in the face for conflicting interests.”


Joshua: “OWWW! F****!”
Helen: “What is that word?”
Joshua: “Not one you’d understand. Stop kicking like a girl.”
Helen: “But I am a girl?”


Helen: “I have learnt martial arts!”

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Joshua: “You know, I don’t believe you’re really a meek woman. Come on, show me your prowess.”
Becky: “…”
Joshua: “Scared? I didn’t even do anything yet!”


Sue: “Gretchen! I see you are recording something.”
Gretchen: “Yes.”
Sue: “The Mole is Ellen, and I am so glad you are here to stay, knowing that fact.”
Gretchen: “I hate to break it to you…but Ellen isn’t the Mole. You’ve been tricked.”
Sue: “What?”
Gretchen: “Stupid Becky tried to trick us.”
Sue: “If you don’t mind me asking, why do you hate her?”
Gretchen: “You know her husband, Buck? He was my fiancĂ©, until she came over and stole him from me! And she didn’t have to lift a finger or spout a word! I can’t believe he flocked over to a mute!”
Sue: “Such men deserve a horrible life with horrible women.”
Gretchen: “I never thought of it that way.”













Sue: “Gretchen is smart, but not smart enough fortunately. She saw through the fortune cookie ploy, but she didn’t believe it was me. She thought Becky did it. Very well. I hope she thinks Becky’s the Mole.”

 

Chester: “Hey, why not we form an all-male coalition? It’ll be funny!”
Terrence: “Why? It’s not like it’s the first time.”
Leonard: “I’m in!”
Joshua: “Why not. Terrence, unless you’re a chicken, you better say yes.”
Terrence: “Gulp…yes.”
Joshua: “What a wimp. Listening to me after a few threats.”
Terrence: “Not listening! LALALALALA!”

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The next mission is to go to a showroom. The contestants had previously been tasked to build a room of their choice. They have done so, and now they must guess who built which room. For every correct guess, 5 points are added. This is worth 405 points.


Joshua: “This must be built by a male because there are urinals.”
Gretchen: “And so a female can’t build it? She’s clearly trying to fool stereotypical, sexist idiots like you.”
Joshua: “Say that again!”
Gretchen: “Eww, don’t flash at me!”
Joshua: “Suck it, b****.”


Chester: “Oh, a toilet!”

Helen: “This room so dark and blank. Only two car spots here.”


Leonard: “Well, an interesting bedroom. It looks Japanese. I think Helen built this. What do you think Becky? Come on, answer me.”


Chester: “Alright! A gym!”


Terrence: “A lovely library. I especially love that seat in the corner.”
Gretchen: “Who likes modern, minimalism and white? Hmm…”


Helen: “This room so bright!”
Leonard: “Gosh this room is gaudy. Hey, a stereo!”
Joshua: “Heh. Clearly someone was trying to mess with you. We’ll never be able to guess this.”



Sue: “Someone here was trying to copy the living room back at the house.”
Helen: “Yes.”
Sue: “This guy is evil.”


Joshua: “Boo!”
Gretchen: “AAH!”
Joshua: “Ha! Scared so easily.”
Gretchen: “This place is so quiet I thought you were a ghost!”
Joshua: “Well if it really was a ghost I’d stay and fight it. Punch it where it hurts.”
Gretchen: “Ghosts are intangible, you bimbo.”


 
Terrence: “This room looks like it belongs in the basement…this must be a photo developing room! I bet Ellen built this…or is it too obvious? Is someone trying to trick me into thinking Ellen built this?”


Leonard: “This room is weird. Is it a dining room? It looks Japanese too. I think we were fooled! Who could have built this room?”
Becky: “Sue?”
Leonard: “Huh? Sue? Did you say Sue? Hmm….possible. I suppose she’d try to make it look very Asiany but not Chinesey.”




Contestants must now decide which room was built by who.

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Helen thinks the gym was built by Joshua, the bathroom by Chester, the tea room by Helen, the garage by Terrence, the library by Gretchen, the bedroom by Sue, the living room by Becky, the kitchen by Leonard and the photo development room by Elena.


Gretchen thinks the gym was built by Chester, the bathroom by Joshua, the tea room by Helen, the garage by Becky, the library by Terrence, the bedroom by Sue, the living room by Gretchen, the kitchen by Leonard and the phot development room by Elena.














Gretchen: “It was a stab in the dark. It was hard. Clearly the others were thinking of sabotage and misleading others. The garage, public toilet, kitchen and library were the hardest to guess in my opinion. They looked so generic. Anyone could build them. Especially the garage. It was so simple and plain and empty. So it’s Becky because she’s evil like that.”


Leonard thinks the gym is built by Chester, the bathroom by Leonard, the tea room by Sue, the garage by Becky, the library by Terrence, the bedroom by Helen, the living room by Gretchen, the kitchen by Joshua and the photo development room by Elena.


Joshua thinks the gym was built by Chester, the bathroom by Gretchen, the tea room by Sue, the garage by Terrence, the library by Becky, the bedroom by Helen, the living room by Elena, the kitchen by Leonard and the photo development room by Joshua.


Sue thinks the gym was built by Joshua, the bathroom by Chester, the tea room by Sue, the garage by Leonard, the library by Elena, the bedroom by Helen, the living room by Terrence, the kitchen by Gretchen and the photo development room by Becky.


Terrence thinks the gym was built by Chester, the bathroom by Leonard, the tea room by Helen, the garage by Joshua, the library by Terrence, the bedroom by Gretchen, the living room by Becky, the kitchen by Sue and the photo development room by Elena.


Becky thinks the gym was built by Chester, the bathroom by Joshua, the tea room by Sue, the garage by Becky, the library by Terrence, the bedroom by Helen, the living room by Elena, the kitchen by Leonard and the photo development room by Gretchen.


Chester thinks the gym was built by Joshua, the bathroom by Becky, the tea room by Sue, the garage by Elena, the library by Gretchen, the bedroom by Chester, the living room by Leonard, the kitchen by Terrence and the photo development room by Helen.


Elena thinks the gym was built by Chester, the bathroom by Joshua, the tea room by Sue, the garage by Helen, the library by Terrence, the bedroom by Gretchen, the living room by Leonard, the kitchen by Becky and the photo development room by Elena.













Elena: “I chose to avoid people this mission so that they don’t get the opportunity to get inside my head. Now here’s my rationale. Chester’s an athlete so he’d build the gym, quite naturally. Joshua is a bit crude so he’d go for the bathroom. The tea room is quite Asian so that should be by Sue. I feel as though Helen and Becky are more deceptive than meets the eye, so Helen would build the darkest, hardest-to-guess room possible, which is the garage, while Becky, dressed in dark colours, would go overboard with brightness, which fits the kitchen perfectly. Ha! I’m so smart. Terrence would use the library because he’s a scientist and a bookworm. Leonard would build the living room because he’s all about remembering things and being sentimental so he’d copy the entire house into that room. Clearly the last room is by me. I even made it so easy! That just leaves Gretchen with the bedroom.”

Here are the correct answers:

Room
Helen
Gretchen
Leonard
Joshua
Sue
Terrence
Becky
Chester
Elena
Correct
Gym
Joshua
Chester
Chester
Chester
Joshua
Chester
Chester
Joshua
Chester
Chester
Bath
Chester
Joshua
Leonard
Gretchen
Chester
Leonard
Joshua
Becky
Joshua
Leonard
Tea
Helen
Helen
Sue
Sue
Sue
Helen
Sue
Sue
Sue
Helen
Garage
Elena
Becky
Becky
Terrence
Leonard
Joshua
Becky
Elena
Helen
Becky
Library
Gretchen
Terrence
Terrence
Becky
Elena
Terrence
Terrence
Gretchen
Terrence
Terrence
Bed
Sue
Sue
Helen
Helen
Helen
Gretchen
Helen
Chester
Gretchen
Sue
Living
Becky
Gretchen
Gretchen
Elena
Terrence
Becky
Elena
Leonard
Leonard
Gretchen
Kitchen
Leonard
Leonard
Joshua
Leonard
Gretchen
Sue
Leonard
Terrence
Becky
Joshua
Photo
Elena
Elena
Elena
Joshua
Becky
Elena
Gretchen
Helen
Elena
Elena

29/81 guesses were correct, so 145/405 points were earned. The pot now has 445/825 points. There were three hidden exemptions to be given out. The first would be to the one who got all 9 correct, which nobody earned. The second would be to the one who got the most correct, which would be Gretchen and Leonard. The third would be the one who got all 9 wrong, which would be Sue and Chester. Hence 5 of them would be up for execution.

Friday 29 May 2015

19.08-Oh, you can talk!



Chester: “Woo! I got a new belt!”















Sue: “Terrence, come in here please.”
Terrence: “Yes?”
Sue: “I just want to applaud you for your hard work. You tried your best.”
Terrence: “Thanks. At least Helen didn’t win 4 times in a row. That’d be nasty.”
Sue: “Totally understandable.”



Terrence: “Sue, I…I got you some pink roses.”
Sue: “Oh, for me? I’m so flattered! You sure have a beautiful heart.”
Terrence: “Not as beautiful as you.”
Sue: “Oh, you can talk! How delightful!”

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Walter: “Get out of the way. You’re blocking my view of the TV.”


Helen: “Oof!”

Quiz time.

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Q1: Is the Mole male or female?
A: Male
B: Female


Q2: Does the Mole have long or short hair?
A: Long
B: Short


Q3: In Mission 4, which chair did the Mole first sit on, from left to right?
A: 1st
B: 2nd
C: 3rd
D: 4th
E: 5th
F: 6th
G: 7th
H: 8th
I: 9th
J: 10th


Q4: In Mission 4, was the Mole voted for?
A: Yes
B: No


Q5: In Mission 4, did the Mole vote for him/herself?
A: Yes
B: No


Q6: In Mission 4, which round did the Mole get sabotaged?
A: 1st
B: 2nd
C: 3rd
D: 4th
E: The Mole was not sabotaged


Q7: In Mission 4, did the Mole complete his/her first challenge?
A: Yes
B: No
C: The Mole never played a challenge


Q8: In Mission 4, which challenge did the Mole last do?
A: No challenge
B: Skee ball
C: Hot dogs
D: Treadmill
E: Drinking
F: Bowling


Q9: In Mission 4, in what round was the Mole eliminated?
A: 1st
B: 2nd
C: 3rd
D: 4th
E: The Mole was not eliminated

Q10: Who is the Mole?
A: Joshua Kaiser
B: Walter Fleur
C: Helen Kimchabor
D: Gretchen Hertfordshire
E: Chester Chesterfield
F: Elena Crane
G: Terrence Daniel
H: Sue May
I: Becky Beaker-Baker Barker-Becker
J: Leonard Windsor


Q11: Who was executed first: Kimberly Flanning or Hector Lorzo?
A: Kimberly Flanning
B: Hector Lorzo

Q12: In Mission 3, what number did Kimberly Flanning get to?
A: 8
B: 9
C: 10
D: 12
E: 13
F: 14
G: 21
H: 22
I: 23
J: 27
K: 28
L: 29

Q13: In Mission 3, what number did Hector Lorzo get to?
A: 8
B: 9
C: 10
D: 12
E: 13
F: 14
G: 21
H: 22
I: 23
J: 27
K: 28
L: 29

Q14: Who did Kimberly Flanning last choose as the Mole?
A: Joshua Kaiser
B: Hector Lorzo
C: Walter Fleur
D: Helen Kimchabor
E: Gretchen Hertfordshire
F: Chester Chesterfield
G: Elena Crane
H: Terrence Daniel
I: Sue May
J: Kimberly Flanning
K: Becky Beaker-Baker Barker-Becker
L: Leonard Windsor

Q15: Who did Hector Lorzo last choose as the Mole?
A: Joshua Kaiser
B: Hector Lorzo
C: Walter Fleur
D: Helen Kimchabor
E: Gretchen Hertfordshire
F: Chester Chesterfield
G: Elena Crane
H: Terrence Daniel
I: Sue May
J: Kimberly Flanning
K: Becky Beaker-Baker Barker-Becker
L: Leonard Windsor

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Another execution ceremony…




























































































































































 

BAM!


“Sorry Walter Fleur, but you have been executed. Please pack your bags and leave.”
Walter: “Well…it was expected. So long, suckers. I get to live in comfort again!”


“Thank you for joining Walter.”

Old Walter leaves!