The Smole: 19.04-Ugly Becky

Chester: “You know, Becky, it’s so interesting seeing someone as reserved as you.”

Gretchen: “It’s a trap…sigh, why do I even bother. I’ll just put down here that Chester is smitten with ugly Becky.”

Terrence: “Don’t you dare take advantage of her!”

Sue: “How manly of you!”

Joshua: “I did nothing, you idiot.”

Helen: “What is going on?”

Joshua: “Nothing an old hag Mole like you would understand.”

Helen: “I do not understand. Nevermind. Terrence, do you mind giving me your ears?”

Joshua: “You mean lend, not give. And no. I’m kind of busy. I don’t want to hear your sob stories about your life in Japan or here.”

Walter: “I miss home. Much better than this hospital room. It even has a stupid toilet inside! Who does that?”

Kimberly: “I’m wearing pink too. Why don’t you pay attention to me?”

Terrence: “Go away Kimberly.”

Leonard: “You’re as beautiful as a butterfly, Sue.”

Sue: “What a glib tongue you have! Thanks for the compliment. I greatly appreciate it.”

Kimberly: “Ugh!”

Terrence: “I think I need some cheering up from Chester.”

Leonard: “I hope you don’t mind!”

Sue: “Oh!”

Kimberly: “I don’t trust that Sue May. I think she’s going to apply the Ezekiel strategy. She’ll get everyone onto her side, then, when they least expect it, betray them! I’m onto you, Sue.”

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Gretchen: “We could share what’s in our journal…oh, hi there Kimberly. Can you stop being so stalkerish?”

Kimberly: “Terrence, I thought you were looking for Chester?”

Terrence: “I was, then I got stopped.”

Gretchen: “I better get going.”

Gretchen: “Oh sorry there Leonard.”

William: “I love the view from down here.”

Sue: “You naughty cowboy!”

Hector: “William! Come out here will you?”

William: “Well, I hate to stop, but it sounds urgent, so see ya pretty!”

William: “Whaddup?”

Hector: “So, have you decided?”

William: “On what?”

Hector: “On joining the coalition Chester, Josh and I formed! The Funsters, remember?”

William: “Oh, well, uh…why not? Suppose it’ll be fun.”

Hector: “Well then welcome on board, bro.”

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Elena: “Hmm…there are so many of them in the bathroom. I wonder what’s going on in there…”

Elena: “What are you all doing in here?”

Becky: “Aah!”

Elena: “Something’s fishy. Of all places to gather they go into the bathroom. And Kimberly seems really clingy. Like, perhaps she and Terrence have a coalition?”

Leonard: “Helen, you look so gloomy.”

Helen: “Gloomy?”

Leonard: “Sad.”

Helen: “Oh, yes! Nobody want hear my story.”

Leonard: “I’d love to hear it! Relive the memories, ah…”

Helen: “Really? Thank you so much!”

Walter: “I feel so trapped in here. I want to go back to my old lifestyle, alone in my mansion…I’m homesick.”

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Kimberly: “Becky! Could you knock?”

Becky: “Huh? Oh, sorry…”

Joshua: “I’m so glad I took the cooking lessons alongside bartending, otherwise I’d have to deal with the slop the others call food forever!”

After dinner, it’s quiz time.

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Q1: Is the Mole male or female?

A: Male

B: Female

Q2: Does the Mole wear anything on his/her head?

A: Yes

B: No

Q3: In Mission 2, which whiteboard did the Mole take from left to right?

A: 1^st

B: 2^nd

C: 3^rd

D: 4^th

E: 5^th

F: 6^th

G: 7^th

H: 8^th

I: 9^th

J: 10^th

K: 11^th

L: 12^th

M: 13^th

Q4: Which word did the Mole receive in Mission 2?

A: Scorpion

B: Entitlement

C: Grenade

D: Coriolis

E: Bling

F: Grandmother

G: Undercover

H: Kite

I: Burgle

J: Fly

K: Carnation

L: Firefighter

M: Swimmer

Q5: In Mission 2, what was the other word the Mole received?

A: Fellowship

B: Hurricane

C: Texas

D: Foxy

E: Sakura

F: Carnage

G: Dilemma

H: Smooch

I: Establishment

J: Chauffeur

K: Jupiter

L: Espionage

M: Inflorescence

Q6: In Mission 2, how many words did the Mole get correct?

A: 0

B: 1

C: 2

Q7: In Mission 2, which word did the Mole get correct?

A: 1^st

B: 2^nd

C: Both

D: Neither

Q8: In Mission 2, in what order did the Mole finish?

A: 1^st

B: 2^nd

C: 3^rd

D: 4^th

E: 5^th

F: 6^th

G: 7^th

H: 8^th

I: The Mole did not finish

Q9: In Mission 2, in what order did the Mole end the mission?

A: 1^st

B: 2^nd

C: 3^rd

D: 4^th

E: 5^th

F: 6^th

G: 7^th

H: 8^th

I: 9^th

J: 10^th

K: 11^th

L: 12^th

M: 13^th

Q10: Who is the Mole?

A: Joshua Kaiser

B: Hector Lorzo

C: Walter Fleur

D: Helen Kimchabor

E: Gretchen Hertfordshire

F: Chester Chesterfield

G: Elena Crane

H: Terrence Daniel

I: Sue May

J: William Hanes

K: Kimberly Flanning

L: Becky Beaker-Baker Barker-Becker

M: Leonard Windsor

Q11: In Mission 1, what word did Fanny Garter receive?

A: Tear

B: Genie

C: Cringe

D: Zephyr

E: Rhythm

F: Hafnium

G: Coconut

H: Macabre

I: Triangle

J: Gratitude

K: Bubblegum

L: Soliloquy

M: Refrigerator

N: Flabbergasted

Q12: In Mission 1, did Fanny Garter complete the mission?

A: Yes

B: No

Q13: What hair colour did Fanny Garter have?

A: Black

B: Brown

C: Blonde

D: White

Q14: What did Fanny Garter go by?

A: Fanny

B: Garter

C: Ashley

D: Fann

E: None of the above

Q15: Who did Fanny Garter last choose as the Mole?

A: Joshua Kaiser

B: Hector Lorzo

C: Walter Fleur

D: Helen Kimchabor

E: Gretchen Hertfordshire

F: Chester Chesterfield

G: Elena Crane

H: Fanny Garter

I: Terrence Daniel

J: Sue May

K: William Hanes

L: Kimberly Flanning

M: Becky Beaker-Baker Barker-Becker

N: Leonard Windsor

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It’s the second execution ceremony. Tonight, another light will be snuffed out.

These lucky peeps must be relieved that they’re safe.

“Joshua Kaiser once again…are you safe?”

Joshua: “If you dare say that I’m not…”

“I guess we’ll never know the end of that sentence because you are safe!”

“William Hanes…will you be executed?”

William: “Naw. Imma confident!”

“Unfortunately, you have been executed. Please pack your bags and leave.”

William: “Well, it’s been fun…sort of? At least I got some eye candy. See y’all!”

There goes the second light.

Sue: “It’s quite a pity to see William leave. He was quite suave, and I never knew a cowboy before, so I thought it would be great. At the very least though, could he not have told me who he picked before he left? This would make the quiz easier.”

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