Welcome to the Smole! Last time the contestants returned to
the whiteboard to solve anagrams. 5 of them failed to solve both anagrams and
hence 80/130 points were earned, making the pot 180/270 points. Helen got the
exemption again, making everyone more suspicious of her. However, it was
William Hanes who left the scene. Who will follow in his footsteps?
Leonard: “The journal is a great place to remember the good
times…”
Walter: “Who’s in there? Hurry up! Ugh, I never had to wait
back at home. An old man’s gotta pee, you know!”
***
The second mission begins. Contestants have been grouped
into threes. They will have to sing “This Old Man” in sequence, coming up with
a word to rhyme with the number they’re at. If they fail, they are out. No word
can be repeated. The winner of each group (who will be the one who reached the
highest number) will then face off and the ultimate winner will get an
exemption. Any group that makes it to ten wins 10 points, so this is worth 50
points.
Walter: “This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack
on my thumb, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man
came rolling home.”
Terrence: “This old man, he played two, he played
knick-knack on my shoe, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
Leonard: “This old man, he played three, he played
knick-knack on my knee, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
Terrence: “This old man, he played twenty-three, he played knick-knack
on my bee, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came
rolling home.”
Leonard: “Hmm…”
Walter: “Leonard you idiot! You broke the chain! We only
made it to 23! Great.”
Leonard: “Oops. Oh well, at least we’ve got the memories
flooding in.”
Terrence wins the round.
Chester: “This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack
on my thumb, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man
came rolling home.”
Helen: “This old man, he played two, he played knick-knack
on my shoe, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man
came rolling home.”
Elena: “This old man, he played three, he played knick-knack
on my knee, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man
came rolling home.”
.
.
.
Elena: “This old man, he played twenty-seven, he played
knick-knack on my tavern, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
this old man came rolling home.”
Chester: “This old man, he played twenty-eight, he played
knick-knack on my bait, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
Helen: “This old man, he played twenty-nine, he played
knick-knack on my line, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
Elena: “This old man, he played thirty, he played
knick-knack on my…uh..”
“And Helen proceeds on!”
Elena: “Darn!”
Joshua: “This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack
on my cum, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came
rolling home.”
Sue: “This old man, he played two, he played knick-knack on
my shoe, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came
rolling home.”
Hector: “This old man, he played three, he played
knick-knack on my TV, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
Sue: “TV…smart.”
.
.
Joshua: “This old man, he played thirteen, he played
knick-knack on my chin, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
Sue: “This old man, he played fourteen, he played
knick-knack on my skin, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
Hector: “Like, gross.”
Joshua: “It’s your turn buffoon.”
Hector: “Oh. Oops.”
Sue is the winner of this round.
Joshua: “That idiot Hector. I don’t really mind giving it to
a babe like Sue and she is real good, but I wanted that exemption. At least let
me fight for it. Aggressively. Heh. I’m surprised she wasn’t grossed out when I
started off with cum.”
***
Becky: “This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack
on my thumb, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man
came rolling home.”
Gretchen: “This old man, he played two, he played
knick-knack on my shoe, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
Kimberly: “This old man, he played three, he played
knick-knack on my knee, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
.
.
.
Kimberly: “This old man, he played nine, he played
knick-knack on my wine, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this
old man came rolling home.”
Becky: “This old man, he played ten, he played knick-knack
on my hen, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came
rolling home.”
Gretchen: “Stop going so fast, Becky! I know you’re trying
to sabotage! Shoot. I just messed up my chances and let you win.”
Chester: “You let stupid Helen win!”
Elena: “Well, sorry, but at least it’s better than some
people here.”
Terrence: “I feel so bad for Walter. He must’ve really
wanted to win.”
“May Terrence, Helen, Sue and Becky head to the TV for the
final round!”
***
Helen: “This old man, he played one, he played knick-knack
on my thumb, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man
came rolling home.”
Becky: “This old man, he played two, he played knick-knack
on my shoe, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man
came rolling home.”
Sue: “This old man, he played three, he played knick-knack
on my Frisbee, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man
came rolling home.”
Terrence: “This old man, he played four, he played knick-knack on my door, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a
bone, this old man came rolling home.”
Helen: “This old man, he played five, he played knick-knack
on my hive, with a knick-knack paddy-whack, give a dog a bone, this old man
came rolling home.”
Becky: “This old man, he played five, he…”
Helen: “Dear, I said five.”
Becky: “Oh.”
“And Helen wins the exemption, three times in a row!
Impressive! 4 out of 5 rounds made it past 10, so 40/50 points, or 220/320
points are added. A hidden exemption was to be given to the one who made it to
40, but seeing as nobody even made it past 30, nobody gets it.”
Terrence: “How does that lady keep getting it? It’s not
fair! She’s definitely more than meets the eye. She’s way too suspicious for my
liking. Either that or what Becky did was deliberate, to push suspicion onto
her…but I doubt it.”
***
Gretchen: “Aah! My eyes!”
Terrence: “Do you guys not know how to knock?”
Elena: “It’s quite a big house, but it’s pretty boring in
here.”
Chester: “Finally! Someone agrees with me!”
Joshua: “Psst. Chester. Go upstairs to Hector’s room.”
Chester: “So what’s up?”
Joshua: “We’re calling this meeting because we must know who
the Mole is.”
Chester: “I think it’s Helen. Look at her! How can some old
lady who’s the most likely to lose win three in a row?”
Hector: “He is right…but do we have to discuss this now? I’m
itching for a prank.”
Chester: “A prank? I’m all for it!”
Hector: “Ellen sleeps here. I’m going to make her scream
when she find this little critter.”
Chester: “Let’s close the bed so she won’t know!”
Hector: “Hey! Don’t shut me in there!”
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