16.08-I hate Nickelback

Previously on the Smole, the 9 contestants went to try and memorise the arrangement of 16 cards. They all succeeded and earned 240/240 points, or 390/460 points. They all earned a card of their own. Charity’s card was used, so 60% of the points in the Mole’s pot will go to the winner’s pot, making the pot now 432/460 points.  In the execution ceremony, everyone was shocked when the smartest guy in the house, Argyle Sinclair, was sent packing. Who will be next?

Jillian: “The light seeped in.”

Jillian: “Well, time to play my guitar. Hope I don’t wake Janet up.”

Charlotte: “I know to rely on myself in this game and trust no one else but my journal.”

Philo: “Omm….”

Dawn: “Whatcha doing?”

Philo: “Meditating.”

Philo: “Why are you dressed so sexily anyway?”

Dawn: “Oh, you know, the weather is hot…”

Derek: “Dawn! What are you doing?”

Dawn: “Let’s go down, sweetie.”

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Cheryl: “Ugh, if you want to slutify yourself, by all means. I’m going to protect my eyes.”

Chad: “I regret not spending more time with Argyle. It’s like a godsend and I rejected it! Now I don’t know what to do with my life and nobody can help me…well, maybe Cheryl can. But I’m not sure if that’s what I want. She’s my backup plan. I need to come up with another one in case she doesn’t work out…I need to stop stressing out. My hair is white enough as it is.”

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Cheryl: “Now Chad, you must learn not to be late. Otherwise I won’t help you next time.”

Chad: “Yes Boss.”

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Contestants are going to Mick’s Master Kararoke to karaoke. They must sing a song and finish the lyrics to earn 10 points. This is worth 80 points.

Philo’s song is “Vegetables” by Beach Boys.

Philo: “I’m gonna be round my vegetables/I’m gonna chow down my vegetables/I love you most of all…”

“Fill in the missing lyrics!”

Philo: “My favourite vegetable.”

“Correct!”

Dawn: “Boo!”

Cheryl: “Even my grandmother can sing better than you!”

Charlotte: “This is too horrid and crowded. I’m getting claustrophobic. I’m out of here!”

Derek’s song is “Burn it to the ground” by Nickelback.

Derek: “We got no class, no taste, no shirt, and shit faced/We got it lined up…”

“Fill in the lyrics!”

Derek: “Shot down, firing back straight down!”

“Correct!”

Chad: “I hate Nickelback!”

Chad’s song is “What does the fox say” by Ylvis.

Chad: “But there’s one sound/that no one knows/What does the fox say?”

“Fill in the lyrics!”

Chad: “Uhh…meep beep?”

“Wrong!”

Derek: “I can’t believe you don’t know these lyrics!”

Dave: “Anyone wants a drink?”

Derek: “Sure, why not?”

Janet’s song is “Payphone” by Maroon 5.

Janet: “I’ve wasted my nights/you turned out the lights/now I’m paralysed/still stuck in that time…”

“Finish that lyrics!”

Janet: “When we called it love/But even the sun sets in paradise…”

“Correct!”

Jillian: “Thanks for the drink.”

Janet: “Wait up! I want one too!”

Dave: “Oh Philo, I’ve got a special concoction for my screen actor…hehehe.”

Cheryl’s song is “Good for You (Good for Me)” from Sam and Max.

Cheryl: “What’s this I hear?/What wonderous thing?/Is this the DEFCON klaxon’s ring? A flashing light…/Above the door! There’s just one thing it could mean…”

“Finish the lyrics!”

Cheryl: “War!”

“Correct!”

Dawn: “Not bad.”

Cheryl: “Now serve me, you puny butler.”

Jillian: “Boo!”

Janet: “Aah! I can breakdown in front of you right now!”

Jillian: “That would be fun to watch.”

Dawn’s song is “Price Tag” by Jessie J.

Dawn: “It seems like everybody’s got a price/I wonder how they sleep at night…”

“Finish the lyrics!”

Dawn: “Uhh…it’s not here? Uh…what was the previous line?”

“Incorrect!”

Cheryl: “Oh my gosh you are terrible! You’re fired!”

Jillian’s song is “Call me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen.

Jillian: “Your stare was holding/Ripped jeans/Skin was showing/Hot night/Wind was blowing/Where you think you’re going baby?/Hey I just met you/And this is crazy/But here’s my number/So call me maybe …”

Cheryl: “Hurry up already! You are not being efficient!”

“Finish the lyrics!”

Jillian: “What? Ergh, I forgot the next verse.”

“Wrong!”

Janet: “Are you kidding me? It’s so famous!”

Cheryl: “There’s still some part of the chorus, you idiot! You’re fired!”

Charlotte forfeited, so the mission is over. 4 singers got the lyrics correct, so 40/80 points, totaling the pot to 472/540 points. Jillian also gets a hidden card for drinking the drink with a card attached. The card she received was Kenneth.

Jillian: “The card is useless to me! I’m the highest scorer of the previous quiz! How do I know? Because I used the card Fiona! Well, maybe it’s not too bad. For all I know the real high scorer may be out to trick me. And I told others that I was the Mole already. I don’t know how much they all believe the randomness.”