Sunday 5 March 2017

29.06-That's not very PG


Previously, in the mission, 6 contestants had to set off fireworks at night in a particular order for Brandon and Milan to figure out. The two succeeded in getting the right order, clinching the full 200 points, making the pot 450/600 points. The Mole is giving them a good pot, but will he take it away from them later?

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Savannah: "I decided to give Chinese names to everyone to counter the nicknames Paula gave. And unlike her, I actually asked for everyone's consent and opinion. For myself, it's 裴欣娜,Joe's is 颜豪鳄,yes, he thought naming himself 'proud crocodile' sounds cool. As for Brandon, it's 武雄伟, a very masculine name. Milan chose 刘艾兰, Paula, unsurprisingly, went with 陈波辣,which means busty and hot. Cairo told me to directly translate his name and use his surname so I got 江 凯罗. Edward felt that 田家杰 was nice because it means 'pride of the family'. Fred told me one of the residents said this was the Hanja version of his name: 白财昕. Something fun and less insulting for all."


Joe: "So rumours has it that you're anxious about others?"


Joe: "Just get out of your comfort zone and socialise more. Maybe find a new job. Actually I can't say that since I'm quite cushy in my job."
Edward: "I don't have any other skills though. It's all I've ever known."


Savannah: "Oh, I think I left my journal downstairs."
???: "Goodbye."
Savannah: "Huh? Who--"


Savannah: "Oof!"


Savannah: "Yesterday I was going to bed when I remembered I left my journal behind. I turned around to get it, then I heard a voice and got attacked from behind. This is really creepy. Production doesn't want to meddle with this though. Something about ratings. I'm more annoyed than scared, really. It's probably just a prank. But I'll find out who's evil enough to try and give me a concussion."

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Paula: "Go eff yourself."
Joe: "I have a wife for that, thank you very much. Oh dear, that's not very PG is it?"


Paula: "How in the heavens are you always this happy?"
Joe: "I have everything to be content about. I have a house, stable income, a great family, what's there to be upset about?"


Paula: "Are you stupid? I said happy, not content."


Paula: "I have friends that do drugs. They get all happy and high and pretty childish and immature, like you, but I know them. They're all leading pretty, no, VERY f**** up lives."
Joe: "Pshaw. I'm not them. I'm very happy with my current state."

Paula: "I can't stand the sight of you."
Joe: "Aren't you going to finish the game?"


Paula: "You sicken me."
Joe: "Was it something I said?"
Paula: "Even the way you dress makes me want to rip my hair out."
Joe: "Please don't. The kids like my clothes."

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Quiz time. Savannah uses her correction.


Q1: Is the Mole male or female?
A: Male
B: Female

Q2: What is Paula's nickname for the Mole?
A: Blackie
B: Yellow Pages
C: Idiotic Methhead
D: Armpit
E: Slut
F: Whitewashed Boy Toy
G: King Kong
H: The Mole is Paula


Q3: What is Savannah's Chinese name for the Mole?
A: 裴欣娜 (Pei Xin Na)
B: 颜豪鳄 (Yan Hao E)
C: 武雄伟 (Wu Xiong Wei)
D: 刘艾兰 (Liu Ai Lan)
E: 陈波辣 (Chen Bo La)
F: 江凯罗 (Jiang Kai Luo) 
G: 田家杰 (Tian Jia Jie)
H: 白财昕 (Bai Cai Xin)


Q4: After Quiz 1, was the Mole seated in the front or back row?
A: Front
B: Back 


Q5: In Mission 3, did the Mole set off fireworks?
A: Yes
B: No


Q6: In Mission 3, in what order did the Mole set off fireworks?
A: 1st
B: 2nd
C: 3rd
D: 4th
E: 5th
F: 6th
G: The Mole did not set off fireworks


Q7: Did the Mole successfully set off fireworks in Mission 3?
A: Yes
B: No
C: The Mole did not set off fireworks


Q8: In Mission 3, what was the firework design that the Mole was supposed to set off?
A: Rainbow
B: Snowflake
C: Whiskers
D: The Mole did not set off fireworks


Q9: Has the Mole earned a correction?
A: Yes
B: No

Q10: Who is the Mole?
A: Jae-heun Baek
B: Milan Lombardy
C: Savannah Pittsburgh
D: Paula Mosely
E: Cairo Kong
F: Joe Abberg
G: Brandon Alridge
H: Edward Smith

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"You all know what to do by now."


Savannah: "I don't want to know my result just yet. I'd like to see what Edward has."


Paula: "Yeah, yeah. He can have it. Just make sure I get the very last one."


Edward: "Me? Are...are you sure?"
Cairo: "Do you have a problem with that?"
Edward: "No...I guess it would be nice to have some confirmation."


"Edward, for this quiz you are number..."
















































































































































































































































































"...one."
Edward: "What?"
Cairo: "That is impossible!"
Milan: "He? Get first? I dink dere is someding wrong with your machine. Everyone is doing so well."


Cairo: "I'll admit that Edward's my Mole. Milan, Savannah and I agreed to be different in our quizzes and choose who we thought was suspicious. There are so many loopholes to Edward's supposed mental disease that makes me question if he is acting. And why would he act unless he is the Mole? So how can he be first? Unless it is meant to throw us off."


Milan: "I distrust Cairo least. I asked him to help me question Brandon after de quiz. I would observe to see if he has any signs. As you call it, testing water?"



Cairo: "Milan told me all about your sabotage. How you chose a place with poor view and tried to distract her with flirting."


Cairo: "I never liked you. Since the first mission you have been sabotaging!"
Brandon: "What the hell?"


Milan: "Hmm..."


Brandon: "Well, think what you want. Nobody is stopping you."
Milan: "Psst. Dat is enough."


Cairo: "Hey, Er, didn't mean to upset you."
Milan: "Edward, so you are...not of sound mind?"
Edward: "Oh wow you're talking to me...um...I don't know if I'd call it that."


Milan: "And you dress like a beggar. You cheated, no?"
Edward: "No. The poor have just as much capability and opportunity to succeed as the rich. As does the mentally disordered."
Milan: "Hmph."

Edward is first? Is everyone really that good or do the results lie?

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