Last time on the Smole
the final 2 contestants came in. Together they went to Classroom 26 of
Community School for the Gifted to answer some questions and try to earn an
exemption. Matthew was the one who got it, surprising some. They then wrote
down who they thought was the Mole. Henrietta was the most popular, so she got
the exemption too. After the mission they took an aptitude test and Henrietta
almost got her second exemption by scoring the highest but it was snatched away
by Matthew for 10 more points on the test. They earned a total of 1385/2740
points for the team and the pot. At the execution Edison Richards left. Who
will be next?
Henrietta: “I don’t
know how any of the others made it to the final 5 with me. Reginald is just a
playboy who’s as dumb as a rock, Matthew’s famous, but so what, famous people
don’t really need to win this, although he’s quite smart, Diana’s a lowly maid
so she shouldn't be winning this and Apollo’s a crude, uncivilized, offensive,
unsophisticated black man. Pardon me for being racist, but yes, black people
can’t win. There, I said it. Therefore I should win this.”
To give an overview of
who sleeps where.
The photos of all
contestants are hung on the wall, by the way.
Diana: “Hey, anyone
seen Henrietta anywhere? She was gone when I woke up.”
Matthew: “I think I
saw her when I woke up this morning. She went out to get the mail or something.
You don’t think she’s kidnapped, do you?”
Reginald: “Hope not.”
“Unfortunately she is.
We kidnapped her and put her in a room full of elevators. You guys have 2 hours
to find where she is, inclusive of travelling time. We’ll show you which
building we hid her in, but not which room. Whoever finds her first will earn
an exemption, and anyone who made it to the top floor will earn 50 points for
the pot, so this is worth 200 points.”
Apollo: “She sounds
pretty safe to me.”
Apollo: “The fact that
those two idiots are flirting irks me. I should be the one having Diana, not
him!”
Matthew: “I’ll take
the 2nd elevator. Apollo, you take the 3rd. Diana and
Reginald, you take the 1st.”
Reginald: “I remember
doing this in Season 1 so don’t worry Diana. I will guide you through.”
Diana: “What place is
this?”
Matthew: “It’s a
faulty elevator! I must hurry back to the other one before time runs out!”
Apollo: “This is
idiotic. Let her die down there, why do I care? One less competitor anyway.”
Reginald: “Elevator’s
here. Sure you don’t want to go up?”
Diana: “Nope. You go
ahead. You know this better than me anyway.”
Apollo: “What the f***?
This elevator isn't working!”
Reginald: “Great! It’s
a waste of time! I have to go back down to ground floor now!”
Diana: “Interesting…”
Diana: “I found some
stuff on the 3rd floor, so I went to check it out. I don’t know what
junk all those at the corner were. All I found was some skyscraper wallpaper, a
giant rose, journals, a blue scarf, white fabric and some other nonsense. I
even found a small black dot among those tyres! I think it’s dripping oil.”
***
Matthew: “This is it.
Less than an hour to go.”
Apollo: “Annoying as
f***.”
Diana: “Time to go
find Reginald and Henrietta now.”
Matthew: “Anyone
here?”
Henrietta: “You found
me! Oh, thank goodness Matthew. I knew I could count on you! I was so worried
when I was kidnapped! It made me feel so unsafe and insecure!”
Matthew: “I’ll be here
to protect you, always.”
Reginald: “Diana! Come
with me, the other lift leads you to a dead end. We don’t have much time to
spare.”
Diana: “What a bloody
waste of time! 20 minutes left!”
Matthew: “I have to
bring you down safely first.”
***
Apollo: “You found
her! Let me have her, I need that exemption more than you!”
Matthew: “Make a run
for it!”
Diana: “Aha! There you
are you f******g burden! I see you found her Matthew. Now let me bring her
down.”
Matthew: “No!”
Reginald: “Hurry up.
Less than 10 minutes left and we’re only on the 2nd floor, or so I
think. I’m confused now.”
Diana: “So am I. We
have to at least get the points.”
Apollo: “Good. I’m finally
at the top, I think. What rubbish is this anyway? Making us all frantic to
search for her?”
Matthew: “We’re down
with less than a minute to spare. I earn that exemption! Boo-yeah!”
Henrietta: “What? Is
that why everyone was after me? How dare the producers!”
“Hey, you get an
exemption too.”
Henrietta: “Oh. You
should have said so earlier.”
Apollo: “You’re too
f*****g late. Get down there now.”
Reginald: “What the…”
Reginald: “We work our
butts off racing against time to earn the points, only to realize that you two
are flirting! Stop toying with her feelings!”
Matthew: “You’re one
to speak! You’re the playboy here, not me!”
Henrietta: “At least
he came to rescue me first! You were the last one I saw to come up!”
Reginald: “It was that
darn lift!”
Matthew: “Sure. Blame
it on technology like Matty. I shan't’t argue with you.”
Apollo: “They are so
f*****g annoying and idiotic! I can’t write in peace!”
Diana: “How dare you
say that about my Reginald! He went looking for you all over and then you say
he’s not bothered about you? I thought you had brains!”
Henrietta: “Shut up,
you lowly maid! You’re just a servant and will forever be one!”
Matthew: “Let’s just
go, Henrietta.”
Apollo: “I was going to shut you all up, but I guess I don’t have to now. You guys are acting like r****ds.”
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