6.01-That was like, the best speech ever

Because my computer ran into a problem halfway through this season, the first half of the pictures are lost this season. I will leave placeholder images there.

We are back with another season of the Smole! This season, 15 more players will have a go at earning money. These 15 players will participate in various challenges , or missions, in which they can earn points for “the pot”, which will determine the money they earn. The winner will get whatever’s in the pot.

However, one of these players is the Mole, out to deceive and sabotage, preventing points from being added to the pot while keeping a low cover. Why? Because whatever that doesn’t go in the pot will go to them! After each mission, the players must take a quiz, consisting of 10 questions about the Mole. The one who scores the lowest will be executed and leave. This continues until only 3 players are left, including the Mole. The player who scores the highest on the final quiz wins the game.

Now, let’s see the players!

First, we have Celeste Bumpo, 23, university graduate.

Secondly, we have Kenneth Crunch, 28, scout.

Third, we have Dillion Hamming, 32, actor.

Next, we have Emerald Harvest, 27, “power ranger”.

After that we have Frederic Hinton, 35, businessman.

Next up, we have Belinda Hunny, 38, part-time teacher.

Also, we have Dickie “Chanelle” Ingareese, 71, Simlish teacher.

Next, we have Mack L’Allelle, 35, unemployed.

The ninth player is Zoe Lin, 34, model.

Halfway there! Next is Brad Littler, 23, unemployed.

After that, we have Samuel Lyde, 29, lawyer.

Brianna McWinner, 32, part-time bookstore clerk.

Also, we have Angelica Gerria, 26, unemployed.

We also have Luke Sands, 42, professional athlete.

Last but not least, we have Ezekiel Zedee, 29, nurse.

Zoe: “Pfft. What kind of a house is this? It looks so slipshod! Are the producers that short for money?”

(Well, we’re not, but it’s cheaper and easier to buy a plot of land and build on it than rent a pre-existing house and evict any members. Plus, we are now under Enigma Alert, a big company, so we’re being pushed by them to hurry this out.)

Dickie: “Stop your whining. When I was your age, living in this kind of house was considered a luxury!”

Zoe: “Times have changed, missus.”

Luke: “Hey, aren’t you Zoe Lin, that model?”

Zoe: “At least someone knows me.”

Belinda: “I can’t wait for this to be over. This house still smells of wood!”

Angelica: “Ugh, this TV is like, too small! I like have to like, squint to be able to see like, anything!”

Dickie: “These other contestants, they don’t count their blessings! They’re too pampered if you ask me. Back in my era, there were absolutely zilch televisions like that. Whoever was iving under a humungous roof like this was considered fortunate; it didn’t matter if the whole mansion reeked of wood or manure! Right, where was I? Oh, right. I came here to introduce myself, not berate their ignorance. My name is Dickie Inagreese. I do not like my name, but I respect my parents (unlike many youngsters these days), so I added a nickname, Chanelle. I prefer being referred to as that. So much more sophisticated and dignified. I’m 71, and a Simlish teacher. You might wonder why I haven’t retired yet. Well, because society requires my assistance. Nowadays, nobody speaks proper Simlish! Take that Angelica Gerria for instance. I understand that she’s not a native speaker, but that is no excuse to include excessive “likes” in one sentence! That’s semantic satiation! It carries no meaning! Hey, where are you going? I’m not done! You are one rude cameraman!”

Angelica: “My name is like, Angelica Gerria. I’m like 26, and I like come from like, the best country ever, Brazil. My friends like, like to call me like, “The Like Girl”, for like obvious reasons. I like prefer calling myself something like “The Lavender Lady”, because like, I like love lavender.”

Angelica: “Like, pat yourself on the back, Angelica. That was like, the best speech ever.”

Emerald: “I’m a power ranger. Don’t believe me? Look at my suit. I’m Green Ranger! I save the world from evil monsters like the Mole! I will find him or her out and defeat him/her!”

Our mascot comes along. It’s a she by the way, and she seems to have bionic eyes and a crush on Ezekiel.

Zoe: “I love art. At least they provided an easel for me to work with.”

Mack: “What is this? So ugly!”

Frederic: “I have no obligation to introduce myself. Viewers will know who I am as this progresses. All I want to say is that that Mack guy is such a sissy! She…he thinks he’s a girl! Please, send him to a mental asylum, along with that strange Emerald Harvest. I wouldn’t want to participate in a game with them.”

Belinda: “Oh, I didn’t see you there.”

Dickie: “Where are your manners? Don’t you know how to apologise?”

Belinda: “Well…I’m sorry, miss.”

Dickie: “Firstly, it’s Mdm. Chanelle Ingareese. Secondly, that was so insincere! Thirdly, stop scratching your hair!”

Luke: “Grr! I will conquer thee, evil chin-up bar! I will defeat my worst enemy and my rivals!”

Kenneth: “This pool is so oddly coloured, and it smells like wood the deeper I go.”

Dickie: “I wonder what the hype about computers is. It spoils your eyes.”

Brianna: “Cool! Pool!”

It’s now 6pm, and after socialising with one another (or not), it’s time to embark on the first mission: to streak. Nothing much, just flailing your arms wildly in the house with everyone else. Oh, and it’s worth 150 points. 10 for every Sim who streaks.

Angelica: “This is like, so easy!”

Mack: “Aah! I hope nobody sees my womanly parts! This is so embarrassing!”

Luke: “It’s just going naked. Happens in the locker rooms all the time.”

Belinda: “I seriously can’t believe how I managed to convince myself to do this! What will the students think?”

Celeste: “Come on Kenneth! This is fun! It’s a great way to de-stress in University!”

Kenneth: “…No thanks.”

Kenneth: “I just think it’s awkward for everyone to be running around naked. It’s so primitive. And embarrassing. I wouldn’t want to be looking in the wrong direction, which is everywhere, or have others looking at me. I prefer wearing something.”

Samuel: “If they ever use this against me, I will sue them to the very end!”

Mack: “Me too! Ack! You saw me! I feel so embarrassed now!”

Samuel: “Stop being a girl!”

Mack: “I am!”

Samuel: “No you’re not! You have that down there!”

Mack: “Aah! You pervert!”

Brianna: “Oh no! I was planning on streaking until I ran past this wall! Now I’m floating! I hope I don’t die! Why is this house so flimsily built?”

Dickie: “It’s nice to see that you’re not flashing your birthday suit like the other imbeciles. I rather sacrifice these small points than sacrifice my modesty.”

Kenneth: “So would I.”

Dickie: “But you’re such a hypocrite. I mean, even though you didn’t strip down fully, you’re still walking around half-naked. That’s grotesque! Even if you do have a nice build.”

Brianna: “Good thing I didn’t fall and injure myself…badly. I just hope the others don’t blame me for losing the points.”

“Since 3 of them did not do it, 120/150 points are added to the pot. It’s quiz time now. Put your clothes back on.”

 

Kenneth: “Hey, it’s time for the quiz. What are you still doing here?”

Samuel: “Grabbing a snack, like you’re planning on doing.”

Kenneth: “Why are you half-naked?”

Samuel: “I couldn’t find my shirt. Not a big deal. It’ll be the one still lying on the floor.”

Dickie: “This is extremely horrifying! Who left their clothes on the floor?”

Samuel: “Found it.”